The Cast Gets The Royal Treatment - Ep. 65

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Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:11

Live from the Tri Luna Royal Cleaning Studios, presented by Pizza Knight Altoona. This is JoJo on the go.

SPEAKER_11 0:24

What off?

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Oh, hi. Welcome to another new episode.

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What is with the all black? I mean, you're you're blending into literally everything behind your.

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As you can tell, we are coming at you at a brand new studio thanks to our friends at Try Luna Royal Cleaning. I never got the name right. What if we put it behind your head?

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No, you actually couldn't remember the phone number, but now you won't even be able to see it without turning around.

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Right. So look, here's their phone number, and thank you very much to Triluna Royal Cleaning. They are now the studio sponsor of the podcast, uh, and we're honored to have them. As a matter of fact, so honored that I can go like if I snap my finger, Dominic will show up from Triluna Royal Cleaning. Are you ready? Yeah, right. Okay.

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Ready? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Quite a snap. Oh, that was magical. And N scene.

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There he is. So hello, Dominic. I want to thank you, Janet, for bringing up about the phone number, because I was going to say he.

SPEAKER_11 1:30

Come on, point of contention, always. I don't know my own phone number. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

I don't know my son's phone number. That's true also. It's probably there's a one in it or something. So, first of all, thank you for sponsoring the studio.

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Well, he had to go to your house first and say, like, what am I getting myself into week by week before I commit to doing your podcast?

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That must be forged. I wouldn't sign that. Not a shot.

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Or ex-husband. Try Luna.

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God, we're not there yet. There's though.

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You can get that chalk outline off.

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I I always see you're on the move, so I mean, when are you even Yeah? When in the hell are you even in America?

SPEAKER_11 5:04

But that's that's why my house needs cleaning, obviously. No one's here to do it.

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It's like that abandoned place the kids walk in when they break into the haunted house in the street.

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That's it.

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Spider webs and the dust. But you do a great job. And if folks would like to get an estimate, is there any charge for that for you to come out and take a look? See?

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814-895-3038. Thank you very much.

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God's sakes.

SPEAKER_12 5:34

It's soaking right now. It's soaking? Thank you, guys. Seriously, for everything. Very much appreciate it. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_11 5:42

Try literally clean. He's not capable of changing, don't worry. Good.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Thank you, buddy. Thank you. All right, that was impromptu fun there. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. I'm Joe Joe. She's Janna Banana. Are you are you still doing the banana thing? Are we are we just, you know, when you hit a certain age, do you get rid of the banana podcast?

SPEAKER_11 6:01

I thought the banana thing should have never happened, but it was actually like my first job that the guy was like, you have to go by Jan a banana. I said, no one will take me seriously. And I couldn't believe how that took off. And it really doesn't sound as cheesy as you would think, but I don't I I don't mind not being called Jan a banana. What what is sorry?

SPEAKER_03 6:22

The engineers are just like, oh, I'm about to throw in waters all over the place.

SPEAKER_11 6:26

We're up there. They got thoughts, clearly.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Oh, there's something special about engineers and their lack of respect for the on-air personalities.

SPEAKER_11 6:35

Engineers can do things that we never can, though.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

That's right. Thank you very much for your help. You wouldn't believe the hell we had to go through just to get one microphone plugged in.

SPEAKER_11 6:44

Oh no, it's been 40 minutes. My ass is very sore from saying it's a good idea. 41 actually.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

She's gonna have to get on a plane soon to go to another country, so we've got to wrap this up.

SPEAKER_11 6:54

No, that's actually been my travel for uh for quite some time. I I'm not traveling for a while. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

So what? Next week?

SPEAKER_11 7:00

Uh November.

SPEAKER_05 7:02

November. Okay. That's not that long. You've made it sound like it was a long time. November's right around the corner.

SPEAKER_11 7:07

I'm bringing my kid to Disney. So uh I'm already making my hand turkeys for the refrigerator. Gotta get on a plane for that.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

So um we went away for a while, and then we came back, and I said, I'm sorry that we went away for a while, and then we went away again. And that's you know, Janna had this trip scheduled uh to go to Aruba with your mom and dad, right?

SPEAKER_11 7:29

Yeah, they like this was my supposed to be my reset. Like Aruba is uh my parents have a timeshare there, they're there for three weeks a year. So they love it. Like they don't move when I tell you they're totally different people when they're down there and they take it so seriously. My dad is out the door at six o'clock in the morning to get a a palapa by the beach, and he doesn't move until 4 30 p.m.

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minimum.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

What's a palapa?

SPEAKER_11 7:56

It's just like a big um like umbrella, like straw thing where you're covered and stuff, and he just stays there 10 hours a day.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

Oh, he's getting his money's worth.

SPEAKER_11 8:05

Oh, yeah, for sure. And uh, but no, for me it was we've had that timeshare since 2017, which was when I first bought my house with my ex-husband, so it has seen literally every high and low. It was 2017, the first time we were there, that we almost didn't buy a house due to things that happened down there, and that should have been my red flag, and it was not, and so but it's seen a lot of lows, but it's also seen a lot of highs, and it's also there's so many memories there and difficulties, and you know, my daughter was there with me a lot of the time, and I think I just needed a blank slate by myself. My parents were gracious enough, they like comped the entire trip for me. I really didn't have to lift a finger. Must be nice, and uh and it, but it wasn't even like a a decompression relaxation, it was like trying to bring myself to a baseline so that hopefully in the future I can continue bringing my kid there and it'd be fond memories versus like a joy on vacation. Uh yeah, no. I I was definitely I was a bummer. I was just literally floating so much by myself. My mom would come over and she'd be like, hi, honey, and I'm like, Oh, oh, why can't you?

SPEAKER_03 9:13

Like literally floating in the water?

SPEAKER_11 9:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Yeah, that's what I would do. What the hell is that? I'm a question, though.

SPEAKER_05 9:17

Are they happy with their timeshare process still?

SPEAKER_11 9:19

That's all the uh So I asked them about this actually. Because that's that's the like the common thing you hear is that timeshares, you can't get out of them, they're the worst, blah, blah, blah. So I said, Dad, like, what's the truth in all this? And he's like, I he's like, there's no issue. He's like, the reason why people complain about it is because similar to when you're living anywhere where there's an HOA, the maintenance fees they go up. So that's really like the bottom line. But at the end of the day, like the timeshares that they have, you can bank them, you can sell the weeks, you know, go travel all the way. Yeah, they have pretty good ones where it's like, yeah, they go to Aruba every year, but they can actually use their their weeks and go anywhere in the world. So yeah, if they catalog, they keep it. Yeah, yeah. So it's really not bad. It's just gonna be another responsibility. I have to take over when they die, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

That's an I was gonna bring that up. So um my mother-in-law has a timeshare and she called my wife one day, all excited, and she's like, Hey, I just added you uh in the will. The timeshare is yours if something happens, and my wife was like, What? No, no, no, yeah, and it took her years to sell that timeshare, and I'm pretty sure she sold it for pennies on the dollar. Now, there are different kinds of timeshares. Some are screwed, and I guess Jenna's got a good one. But they can't get an Airbnb instead of paying dues year-round for a timeshare, just get an Airbnb and stay for that amount of time.

SPEAKER_11 10:48

I think really the move is for a lot of these, is like at least the one my parents have in Aruba, they're in a development area where there will always be people that want to come and stay there. So you can probably rent the week either to locals or to people who are traveling internationally. Their other one that they have, I'm pretty sure is gonna be annoying. Uh so I don't really know. Maybe I should add an addendum into their will. Like, yeah, but you need to make sure that the fees are covered for the next 20 years, so I don't have to worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

Do you want the timeshare? Not particularly, but I have to get it written out of the will, give you an extra couple.

SPEAKER_11 11:22

Yeah, but I don't I don't know if it works like that. I think everything else.

SPEAKER_05 11:25

She wants the benefit, just not the responsibility. But don't want you to give it to your least favorite sibling.

SPEAKER_11 11:29

I think I think it's like a uh cut in four type thing, and I'm like, ah, this this could it I just don't want any more responsibility. I look at my house now and I'm like, I can't handle this. I I really can't. It's hard.

SPEAKER_05 11:41

Now you say your mom is a super fan of this podcast, right? Super. Oh yeah. You would think that maybe your mom and dad would sponsor uh a week of us being in a timeshare somewhere doing doing the show.

SPEAKER_11 11:54

I think you're planting seeds, and I like where you're going with this.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

Yeah, I like where you're going with that, too. I was so involved with Jenna, I I wasn't even thinking at all.

SPEAKER_11 12:03

Yeah, here I here I am thinking about like some bullshit, like, oh my god, how many how many thongs I saw eating buttholes this week is crazy. I swear, Aruba is the country for thong bathing suits. It doesn't matter what age you are. I mean, I think what I did notice, I noticed a trend.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

It's gotta be proud these days.

SPEAKER_11 12:24

They don't have anyone who's not speaking English down there was wearing a thong bathing suit. Anyone over the age of 15, I would say. But it was going from like dudes? It was good. There were a couple dudes. Um but it was like mostly like young adults through like 70. And they're wearing bikinis too. Bikinis and thong bathing suits. That's something that I just can't fathom. I mean, I wore a thong the other day to my kid, and she was like, Mom, why doesn't your underwear fit your butt?

SPEAKER_03 12:54

Janna should be like a reverse travel agent. Like if you want to go somewhere, Janna will go and make it so that you're like frosting it immediately off of your bucket list. Because I wanted to go to Raruba. I don't anymore. Like, I'm good. I'll just go to Canoe Creek down the road. I don't, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_11 13:10

No, you won't because I was there a few weeks ago and you're like, oh, I haven't been there in ages. I'm I don't think I'm about to go there one day.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

I still have my fishing pole by the door.

SPEAKER_11 13:19

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

I've got to go.

SPEAKER_11 13:20

Old news. Old news.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

I swear. Um well I'm glad you're back and safe, and and and I hope this was a cleansing experience, much like fiber infused food for you.

SPEAKER_11 13:32

There was some uh rest and relaxation. There was a lot of smell of toxic sunscreen. It reminded me of why I don't use the that type of gross spray and stuff. I could smell it in the water. I use like the mineral sunscreen, so the one with zinc that makes me look even whiter.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

She's like meat with white vinegar in my house instead of any cleaning products.

SPEAKER_11 13:55

Oh my god. I mean it it it does me pretty good because let me tell you, I was down there for a week and I'm like breaking out from it, like all over from using the toxic sunscreen. My body's projecting it.

SPEAKER_05 14:06

Do you use real deodorant or do you use that organic stuff that makes you smell like onions? Doesn't work.

SPEAKER_11 14:11

Uh I do not smell like onions. I use real deodorant, though, but I've only found one that makes you smell okay. One.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

I can confirm after having uh met up with Jenna a couple weeks ago, she indeed does not smell like onions.

SPEAKER_11 14:21

Don't smell like onions. The only time I smell like onions is when I'm cooking onions. But it's frustrating because then you're like, I don't want to because then I'm self-conscious about like I smell the onions, so I can only imagine like if I smelled like it, like if someone has BO, how do you not know? Like, I I've never understood on you. I don't know. I cook all the time and I always smell it on myself, and I'm like so self-conscious about it.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

Yeah, I just think you get used to it because it's just like a dome around you of stench.

SPEAKER_11 14:48

I will say though, like that was another thing. I was coming to a lot of realizations down in Aruba, so I guess there were some positives. I couldn't believe how and I think about this a lot, but especially down there. He's like, are you high? Honestly. He's giggling like nobody's business. But how's never ingested anything story? Let me tell you, like, how many people are not self-aware is unbelievable. My parents are two of them. I had to say to them a million times, guys, you're swimming into someone right now. You're swimming into a group of people. Like, come on. How do people like not recognize their surroundings? Yesterday, this is another thing, self-awareness. I went to Drag Queen Bingo on Fire Island. You guys know what Fire Island is?

SPEAKER_03 15:27

I do know what Fire Island is.

SPEAKER_11 15:28

So it's it's like 20-minute, it's not Ireland, 20-minute uh ferry from Long Island, and there's different sections. There's like very bougie, rich sections, and there's also very when you're talking about a drag show.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Ferry, very, but can't you take a nap or something? What are you doing? Going out and doing something.

SPEAKER_11 15:44

Well, my girlfriend wanted to go, and I said I really, I really needed like uh I needed some girl time. So I went with her, and there was a woman, and she came over and she goes, You straight or gay? And I said, Oh no, I'm straight. Yeah, I was like, I'm straight, and she goes, How old are you? I said, 34. She goes, What are you waiting for? Why wouldn't you want to have some fun and try it out? And I'm just like, and she kept going. She goes, I know I could be annoying right now. And my friend is like, This bitch is like so not self-aware at all. Like, we're not even looking at you. We keep like taking our drink and like sipping away and looking, and then she was just standing there the whole time until we were like, Oh, Ferry's here, gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Now I don't want to go to Fire Ireland either.

SPEAKER_11 16:23

Oh, it was so fun though. It was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_10 16:27

Oh my goodness. You sure?

SPEAKER_11 16:29

It was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_10 16:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

And then I'm getting roasted because apparently the movie of the summer has been out and everyone on the planet has seen it but me.

SPEAKER_11 16:39

No, it's not even that. It's not about that you haven't seen it. It's that you actually said to us, What is that?

SPEAKER_03 16:45

Yeah, I did. But it's not even it's not even the movie.

SPEAKER_11 16:48

It's about it's a classic novel. Spider-Man? The well, that's that's probably the second most popular. The Odyssey.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Yeah, I never I heard of 2001, a space odyssey. I've never heard of The Odyssey. So, okay, you think I read?

SPEAKER_11 17:01

Wait, you do you even have a GED? Genuine question. What?

SPEAKER_03 17:05

Oh no, I actually somehow ended up with a diploma, and believe me, it was five minutes before the graduation ceremony that I found out I got to graduate. It was down to the wire.

SPEAKER_11 17:15

Didn't we read it in high school? Doesn't everyone?

SPEAKER_03 17:18

Um is it a Greek mythology? Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

Yeah, I remember I got a copy of it.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

Remember the Cliff Notes versions of things?

SPEAKER_03 17:27

This is a huge movie. I hated Greek literature in high school.

SPEAKER_05 17:30

Super huge. So I'm typically not into these type of fantasy type movies. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

The Lord of the Rings type shit.

SPEAKER_05 17:37

Right. I'm not really into that stuff. This was excellent. Really? So good. I think it's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

Lot of swords.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

Cyclops, sirens, uh, also giants, all sorts of uh fantasy folks are in there. But it was really, really good. Matt Damon is the star and kills it.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

And where can I watch this? Like, is it a bootleg streaming service or is it still in the theaters? I think you have to go to the theater.

SPEAKER_11 18:03

Yeah, you have to. I mean, it's three hours. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_05 18:08

I recommend IMAX. I saw it in IMAX.

SPEAKER_11 18:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

Yeah, because we have IMAX in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_11 18:15

You know what's funny? It's funny you say that after like last week or two weeks ago when we were just hyping up the movie theater over there, the big D. Well, it's not an IMAX, right? It's not, it's not.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

It's not. I've been to like two. Um, and I don't think the sphere is coming to Altoona, Pennsylvania anytime either. The town is all aflutter, though, about something new that's coming.

SPEAKER_11 18:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Buffalo Wild Wings.

SPEAKER_11 18:37

Oh, that's a good pick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

So uh it's literally the biggest news story happening in central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_10 18:43

I believe that.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

Buffalo Wild Wings coming to town. B dub, if you will.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

You'll have a line around the building on opening.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Oh, you absolutely listen, anytime a new business opens, a line around the building is guaranteed. Crumble opened, the line was like six days long.

SPEAKER_11 18:57

I'm surprised that they have a crumble, like because that's only come by me recently in the past.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

Right, that's only for your type of people.

SPEAKER_11 19:02

Well, no, I'm saying they're usually like somewhat a little behind.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Love you, Altuna, but I mean from it.

SPEAKER_05 19:10

Can you do a live remote from B Dubs when it opens? If they pay us. No, I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

Send them a rate sheet. So I have to go see the Odyssey even if I didn't like that sort of thing in high school.

SPEAKER_05 19:23

I would as far as the book. Because I didn't know that I was gonna love it. I went with my son when he was in town. He wanted to see it real bad, and I went to spend time with him. But I genuinely loved the movie. It's worth going against it.

SPEAKER_11 19:34

And I went with a friend, and I was like, I could not be here right now and be okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

So you didn't love it?

SPEAKER_11 19:40

Uh no, I I think Matt Damon was phenomenal in it.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Um should not be here right now.

SPEAKER_11 19:46

I do I do think there was some good action in it. Um, but like it's it's really not my cup of tea, uh, that type of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

I'm about to four stars. You, not your cup of tea. How many stars?

SPEAKER_11 19:59

Uh I I I think production-wise and everything, I would give it a three, but like not for me. Uh 2.5 maybe.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Jagger, are you taking selfies in the middle of the podcast?

SPEAKER_05 20:09

I'm checking Wikipedia real quick. Beside the word buzzkill, I see a picture of Janna.

SPEAKER_03 20:14

Yeah, that's right. Let's move on. We've heard from Janna's exciting uh Aruba adventure. I'm just wondering, as as Janna is in Aruba and doing some self-healing and doing some floating and some singing and and trying to enjoy herself. Uh, what were you doing, Jagger?

SPEAKER_05 20:31

Well, after um, let's see, countless hours of producing this show and spending a lot of time working on the show. We weren't in production working on this show.

SPEAKER_11 20:41

So there are episodes being released? For sure.

SPEAKER_05 20:43

Who is in them?

SPEAKER_11 20:44

Right.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

Um, those scroll scrolling TikTok, Instagram, trying to build a following on there myself, but also getting into other people's things. I uh currently I'm obsessed with there's videos now of dogs that are just waiting at the door for their quote school bus. Oh. And they're waiting and they're waiting, they're waiting, and they're waiting. And then the school bus pulls up and you see the dog run through the yard, run down the sidewalk, and get on the bus, and uh typically they film it from both angles. So you see the dog getting on the bus and and saying hello to all their friends, and I'm I'm so obsessed with that right now.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

Is the bus filled with dogs?

SPEAKER_11 21:23

Yes. Wait, what?

unknown 21:25

What?

SPEAKER_05 21:25

Yeah, you gotta see this.

SPEAKER_11 21:26

This isn't like a shtick, this is a real thing that's happening. Wait, like waiting for school. I thought this was like a back to school ad or something.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

Oh no, so the this is a bus full of dogs going on a field trip uh or like a doggy daycare.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

So what you're saying is dogs have a better life than me too. Got it.

SPEAKER_05 21:44

So much better.

SPEAKER_11 21:45

Oh, so these doggy daycares, that's a way to get extra money now. Now they offer transportation for the dogs. Interesting. Oh, he's so happy. Come on. Get a leash on him.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

That was Jenna's reaction when she saw me the other week.

SPEAKER_11 22:13

For real. Oh, seems dangerous. Yeah. My friends! I was gonna say, I I know one person that would definitely be down for that, and I would know another owner that is like, nope, not my dog.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Alright, so Jan is floating in Aruba, and you're watching videos of dogs running up into school buses.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Yeah, well, so I don't have parents that fund my vacation, so I gotta do what I gotta do. That's true.

SPEAKER_11 22:46

I mean, yeah, I'm I'm not I'm not denying that at all. Like hello. You know, no one can give me shit about like, oh my god, you're just like you've you're just like living life and you've got so much money. Like, no, who do you think is helping me? Spoiled.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

No wonder you hang around them all the time.

SPEAKER_11 23:02

I did thank them a million times, but the morning that I was leaving for the airport, I was definitely ready to go home. You know, it's like also I feel like, and this is first world problems, but once you're on a vacation for like four or five days when you're kind of just ready to get back into routine and it's been a while, and like and I already there was like bullshit happening to me down there, and I just didn't want to I needed to be home. And my dad goes, Hey Jenna, just let us know when you're sick of your parents. And I was like, right about now, man. Right about now.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

Can I have your Amex? Right. I'm thinking they don't take Amex anywhere down there anywhere. And the hell Amex is supposed to be the thing everyone takes.

SPEAKER_11 23:38

And I was thinking that so much. I feel like a lot of places, even in America, it's because they have the highest fees, but I feel like Amex is like people think of that as the gold standard of credit cards. Like you've made it if you have an Amex. But so many places my dad would put it down and they're like, we don't take it.

SPEAKER_10 23:54

And I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_03 23:56

Listen, at 18, I applied for an Amex, okay? I was making like, I don't know, $8 an hour, my first job, and I applied for an Amex. That's a lot, though, back then. An Amex showed up in the mail, and I didn't know that with the traditional American Express card that your purchases for the month need to be paid in full at the end of the month.

SPEAKER_11 24:17

Oh, so you learned credit cards real quick?

SPEAKER_03 24:19

I got every video game system. I got I think I got a car, I got all new furniture, and I got a bill for like $19,000 at the end of the month. And I was like, thought I was gonna send $45 like the other credit cards like yeah. And it was no, we this is what's due right now. So I just didn't pay it at all.

SPEAKER_11 24:40

And that's why they need to teach how to build your credit in school.

SPEAKER_03 24:43

They absolutely should. They could replace a couple of things in school. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 24:50

We thought we could just get things for a penny over and over and over again.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

It's turned around for that. You could get 12 CDs for one penny.

SPEAKER_11 24:57

Yeah, I've never heard of that. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just nodding my head.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

Yeah, I know. And then you could do it again. Like they never there was no change.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

You can just change your name and get another 12 CDs for a penny.

SPEAKER_05 25:08

Yeah, you could technically do that now. Of CDs.

SPEAKER_03 25:10

No, I mean they did throw you in collections, but still who gave a shit at like 18. What do I need credit for?

SPEAKER_10 25:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

My gas bill.

SPEAKER_10 25:19

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 25:20

The electric. Um uh, Jenna, we didn't get to tell you this before, but uh it's required since uh we're an LLC business that we do employee educational training.

SPEAKER_11 25:33

So with the HR we don't have, they they required that.

SPEAKER_03 25:37

I I don't I I don't want to take up more time after the podcast having us all sit through these videos. So let's just play the video during the podcast, and I can check off that we've had our training.

SPEAKER_11 25:48

Oh, it's not a test. Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

No test, no. You just have to watch the video.

SPEAKER_11 25:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

There's one thing I'll say for you. You've done a good job. You know how to handle men. You know how to keep the line moving. You work hard, Joe. Women workers do present problems, Joe. It's tough, I know, but there are thousands of others, just like you all over the country, facing the same problems. Pretty generally, you all find about the same answers. I know most of the answers as far as the men are concerned. Well, I think we can say that the broad principles involved in the supervision of men. Well, in the case of women. That is what I learned about women. There are women different problems, well, I'll admit that. Women scare me.

SPEAKER_11 26:50

They should scare you.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

So I can check us all off, right? We've watched that?

SPEAKER_11 26:55

You know, I I never I actually don't, as much as I am here to advocate for women, I don't consider myself a feminist. I think I'm gonna start like right now. After that. I hope my daughter's never around to see that.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Nothing else. It's a perspective in how things were. What do you think that was the 40s, 50s?

SPEAKER_11 27:14

I think that's uh the way certain things are now with certain folks. I wouldn't disagree with you at all. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 27:20

Not on this podcast, not here though.

SPEAKER_11 27:24

All those misogynistic, narcissistic pigs. Yeah, it's about the women see.

SPEAKER_10 27:30

I'm scared of ideas.

SPEAKER_11 27:32

I mean, I do I do appreciate that line. I'm scared of them. You should be.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Next time we're gonna introduce you to the Folgers coffee ads that ran in the uh 50s, and I think you're really gonna hate those even more. There's something to look forward to. All right, so did we learn anything from that video?

SPEAKER_11 27:50

You guys suck. You need you need less time on your hands. I went back in time and made the damn thing. Yeah, exactly. You have too much time on your hands, is what I got out of that.

SPEAKER_05 27:58

And don't be hateful because there's required training. It's for the LLC.

SPEAKER_11 28:02

Right, it's for the LLC. LLC. What does it stand for?

SPEAKER_03 28:08

Limited liability corporation.

SPEAKER_11 28:10

I was gonna say loser loser.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Ladies lose control. Well, that's getting bleeps.

SPEAKER_11 28:18

Yeah. Actually, you know, it was it was this loser, loser, and it was this it was this time last year, before my marriage crumbled, the last time I was ever called a c in public.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

I remember that picture in Sisley.

SPEAKER_11 28:35

Look at it now. We were holding glasses of champagne on the beach. This is a true story. With our with our best friend.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 28:43

Who I never, never thought that my husband would leave me for within a month. But yet, I wasn't I saw it coming.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

Also, Jagger, if you could replace the world with the cuckoo clock sound effect, that'd be great. Otherwise, people won't hear the whole five minutes of the street.

SPEAKER_11 29:03

Yeah, we just we just said it a bunch of times, handful of times.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

I have to watch myself because Jagger gets mad if I uh I wouldn't have done it if he did it first. He did it first. I didn't even hear it, like I didn't even know it was gonna come out of my mouth like that.

SPEAKER_05 29:18

But I do think we should rename the podcast that.

SPEAKER_11 29:21

Oh, you know, we could we could change LLC too. It could be lemon licking.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

No, stop it! Try Luna Luna licking. By the way, if you're only hearing this podcast and you're like, don't you know that we can't see them, you can't see us. Everyone else that subscribes to the podcast can see us. Go on Facebook and type in Jojo on the go podcast, and it's 99 cents a month for all of this glorious entertainment and bonus content. I believe we got to see Jana go para po parasailing. Edit that so it sounds like I did it perfectly. And did you like that experience? I'm sure you've done it before. I've done it before.

SPEAKER_11 30:05

Yeah, yeah, it's been a long time. I was probably 13 the last time I did it. Um, so it was fun. I mean, there's definitely a couple moments where like the wind shifts you, and you're like, ooh, a little scared, a little scared there. Uh I was thinking, okay, how far's the drop? All right, if I just like pencil it, I think I'll make it. Um I fall straight like a pencil. Right. But uh no, it was a lot of fun. My dad gets off and he goes, Wow, 73 and still parasailing. I'm like, good for you, dad.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

It's not like you jumped out of a plane here.

SPEAKER_11 30:30

I know, that's why I was like, good for you, dad.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

Who is it? President George Bush, the first one. He used to celebrate his birthday by jumping out of a plane even up into his uh 90s, I believe. I didn't know that. Parasailing, I'm just gonna be honest. It looks a lot cooler when you're watching. When you get up there, it's nice and quiet, and you're up there. But it seems a lot more daredevil-ish when you're just observing it.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

I haven't done it yet. I want to.

SPEAKER_11 30:59

It's it's a lot of fun. I feel like they probably do it in your area for sure.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

Well, once Janna's parents send you their Amex card, you can go and do it.

SPEAKER_11 31:07

Put it on. Put it on.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

See, that's the thing, Janice parents. Now, we're just gonna do the podcast for you, Janice parents. Um we don't have the money to do anything, so like we just watch dogs jump into school buses and players.

SPEAKER_11 31:20

Or send misogynistic videos, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

If if we had you know some funding, Jagger and I could could live a full life and and and then we'd have stories.

SPEAKER_11 31:29

So you want them to be investors of the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

Yes, I sponsored.

SPEAKER_11 31:34

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 31:35

Love that.

SPEAKER_11 31:36

The modern day investor.

SPEAKER_03 31:37

Is next week's timeshare available in Aruba.

SPEAKER_05 31:41

Or anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

Yeah, I'll take Hoboke in New Jersey.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

We can do Lancaster, whatever. It's Lancaster, dick.

SPEAKER_11 31:48

You know, I won't I don't go there anymore. I don't go there anymore. I used to go every year. Uh actually that's where my that's where my daughter was last week while I was in Aruba with her dad. Uh it's their family vacation they go on every year.

SPEAKER_03 31:59

I think that's where my radio career climaxed in the late 90s.

SPEAKER_11 32:04

So gross.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

They liked me.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

We bet you they're gonna be like, it's because they're Amish. They were listening to you through a tin can in a string.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

I know it was all rebellious. You had to like get a boom box with some secret batteries. This man has facial hair.

SPEAKER_11 32:15

Oh that looks gross.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

The rumspring a treat was getting to listen to my show.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

They were raising a barn with you in the background.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

There was a museum there um before Janna went, the Amish Museum, and at the very end there was a grand finale scene where there were Amish robots that all gathered together and like and like they built a barn in front of you.

SPEAKER_11 32:38

You were just killing it with these generalizations today. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

What generalizations are? Women, Amish. Oh my god. You're just killing the vibe like every episode. What's the damn difference? And every vacation. It's not there is a vacation.

SPEAKER_11 32:57

This blows. You're so right. You're so right that I disappeared. Yeah, because you're dressed in all black, you're blending in everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 33:09

This has been LLC.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Thank you so much for our special guest dominate from Triana Royal eating.

SPEAKER_11 33:19

He rolled in and he rolled out.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

I don't know if you heard banging upstairs. I think that could be stealing everything. I don't know. But definitely you should do business with them. So thank you. Thank you for listening. Um, don't forget you can get a hat or a shirt or anything like that at JoJo Worldwide.

SPEAKER_11 33:34

I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Janna, so did everyone else. Jana has uh what is there, Jana banana shirts up there, Jagger?

SPEAKER_05 33:41

Yeah, there's some banana shirts on there. There's some banana hammocks.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

We should get into the thong industry. It seems to be gonna be.

SPEAKER_11 33:49

At this point, everybody, everybody show us your booty and see which one uh we approve of.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

That's right. And thank you so much for listening, no matter what platform. But if you'd like to stop leeching and become a paid subscriber for 99 cents a month.

SPEAKER_05 34:00

We can't forget another sponsor. We got pizza night.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

Yes. These guys I actually paid a visit to. Jagger, if you wouldn't mind playing that video right now. Beautiful day today, son, isn't it? Amazing. Let's get some pizza. We needed this.

SPEAKER_06 34:18

Hey, get back here. Pizza night.

SPEAKER_09 35:00

They're letting us go behind the scenes.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

This is the house sauce made here. Traditional sauce. I think I've eaten all six at once. And for those on the healthy side, grilled chicken salad.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

Beautiful. There's like a hundred pizza places in our area. What makes pizza night special?

SPEAKER_04 36:00

I I think there's several things, but the biggest thing is definitely the sweet sauce.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

Sweet sauce.

SPEAKER_04 36:05

Yep, there's not like it, yep.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

I see the ingredients to it, but one of them just says bag. So I don't know what's actually in it. I was gonna try to take the recipe for myself, but pretty crafty.

SPEAKER_04 36:18

That's our herbs and uh spices planned.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

But you guys are called pizza night. You don't have a knife.

SPEAKER_04 36:26

Uh he's a little busy at the moment.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Where?

SPEAKER_04 36:30

Back there in the sink.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

By the way, what's the address?

SPEAKER_04 36:40

Uh 3329 Beale Avenue.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Come to Pizza Knight. Today or tonight, whatever you do, you gotta give that guy a promotion. Asian chicken pizza. You love it? It's delicious. Just so you know, he used to work at Domino's and he's a spot. Oh boy. Oh man, you want to get the dough recipe, and then when you see that pizza recipe show up next week, you'll know where it is.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

So this afternoon or tonight, make it a pizza night.

SPEAKER_06 37:16

Pizza night.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

So thank you very much to Pizza Knight. We appreciate your continued. They actually re-upped. They signed a new contract. Absolutely. We're at two for two with our sponsors. There you go. Thank you to everyone who's made it possible. Thank you for watching and listening. Thank you, Jenna. Thank you, Jagger. Until next time, America.

SPEAKER_11 37:48

Farewell.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

Farewell. Amish moving people. Thank you.

SPEAKER_08 37:59

JoJo on the go is presented by Pizza Knight Altuna.

SPEAKER_00 38:02

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SPEAKER_07 38:12

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SPEAKER_00 38:22

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