The Cast Gets Feld Up - Ep. 61

The Cast discusses Jojo's Corey Feldman obsession and Jagger's attempt to book him as a guest

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Live from the holiday boost in Spock Studios.

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Presented by Pete Tonight Altoona.

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Jojo on the go. Here we're going. We gotta get a new episode out. It's been like five minutes. People are gonna lose it on it. Hi, welcome to Jojo on the go. JojoWorldwide.com. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh my god, my glasses are so filthy right now. That's it.

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So sexy. Yeah, filthy. Filthy. Yeah. Filthy little. Where'd your eyes go? I know.

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My friend said I really need to talk to my dad about my ancestry because he's like, I don't believe that you don't have certain ethnicities, like just based on the way you look.

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And I'm like, Well, was he in Vietnam?

SPEAKER_09 0:49

Well, no, but like my dad is infamous for my dad is infamous for like something crazy will happen. I'll be like, Dad, why did you never say this about something in your life? And he's like, You didn't ask. I'm like, how was I supposed to ask that you had three wives before mom? Like, how? So this would be something too, where it's like, Dad, not for nothing. Do I have this ethnic background? And he'd be like, Yeah, why did you never say anything? You didn't ask. That's gonna be the tagline.

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Was my mother a small Asian woman?

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It'd be genuinely curious.

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It would be even crazier if you had three wives while with your mom.

SPEAKER_09 1:28

Oh, that would be.

SPEAKER_05 1:29

Yeah, that's like Idaho stuff, right?

SPEAKER_09 1:32

I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

Yeah. Like those guys who think they're getting away with something with like five wives. Like, really, what are you doing? Just get yelled at five times as much. Come on. Take your poison. Yeah, really. Come on, you're ridiculous. We've got a lot to get to today. Let's get into um what it's been like. We've been trying to book a lot of guests on the show, uh, guests of value, if you will, guests that have known names. And also we tried to book Corey Feldman. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 2:02

It never ends with you and this guy.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

No, it's gonna eventually it's gonna be some charity boxing thing, or something's gonna come out of this at some point. Uh booking that. And I don't know. I can't explain my fascination with him.

SPEAKER_09 2:15

Neither can we.

SPEAKER_05 2:16

I know. But it it just it's it's it's its own thing. So I guess if anything, I have to give him well, I want to say props for originality, but when he goes on stage, he turns into Michael Jackson. I can't even say that either.

SPEAKER_06 2:29

Well, yeah.

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So Jagger has been aggressively trying to uh book Mr. Feldman Corey, if you're nasty.

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And how's it been going, Jagger? It's slow, it's slow. So I've tried reaching out on social media, you know, the old passive aggressive uh Instagram message. I've also emailed uh his team, and it turns out we can get him for the low, low price of $2,500.

SPEAKER_05 3:00

$2,500 for a half hour with Corey Felbe. I'm gonna spend $25 or $20,500 for a half hour with someone. That's gonna be Sydney Sweeney. Thank you. I knew that was coming. And and we just be sitting on the couch looking at each other. I you know, so uh but still $2,500 for 30 minutes. Sydney or Corey? I didn't know.

SPEAKER_09 3:26

You know, and honestly, here's the thing. I want to talk to people just as much as you guys do, but it's like, why do I have to pay you to have a conversation?

SPEAKER_05 3:35

Like if he's gonna come clean about something, tell me something earth-shattering that's gonna just rock TMZ and have them swarming around and make headlines for us. Then it'd be worth it.

SPEAKER_09 3:46

But that's what celebrities do. That's how they make their money is through appearances. But not here, they won't.

SPEAKER_06 3:51

We can get high-pitch Eric for a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_09 3:53

Yeah, we got everyone trying to charge us money to be on this. Listen, I I gotta tell you guys something. So I grew up doing theater, right? I was in and out of agent offices all the time. And very early on. Very early on, you learn if you walk in there trying to get an agent to book things for you and they ask you for money, that's a scam. And honestly, same thing goes like now where I mentioned you guys I'm like trying to write a novel, whatever. Let's see if it goes somewhere. But same thing, I reached out to a publisher and they're like, So we have two packages for you. And I'm like, I'm trying to get my book out there. I was like, I'm not paying you. Like, that's just outrageous. It's a scam.

SPEAKER_05 4:31

Yeah, like in a magazine, Jannah. I will. I'll be waiting. Can you draw this turtle? Oh, right. I remember that. And you could just really draw an X and mail it to them, and they'd be like, You're an amazing artist. Just give us $500 and let's keep us going. Yeah. So that's Corey Feldman.

SPEAKER_09 4:50

Um But and you know, don't hey, but don't uh knock Jag anything because in in the past two weeks, he did have that food poisoning on a plane. So, I mean, that's why he's been so busy, Corey Feldman, just healing.

SPEAKER_05 5:02

I for I didn't even know that. I thought I stalked him. Food poisoning on a plane.

SPEAKER_09 5:06

Well, that's what he'll he came out as saying, like, oh, I had food poisoning. I don't know if that's accurate or not, or if that was just in the article.

SPEAKER_06 5:12

I saw that too. It was a bunch of clickbait. It's like Corey Feldman's recovering from dot dot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

He's recovering from being Corey Feldman.

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Yeah, it's like bad salmon once you click on the article.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

Don't get me long. He wrong, he was in some of my favorite uh classic movies, Stand By Me.

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And the Goonies. I know you love that. What about Gremlins? I bet you love Gremlins. Goonies, but no, but he was in Gremlins too, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Was he in Gremlins?

SPEAKER_09 5:37

I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:37

Yeah, I'm not gonna doubt you.

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Only because I recently looked it up.

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Licensed Roller Striper. The Coreys were licensed to drive. Um, so he was in some great things, and then he, I guess, had some sort of a friendship with Michael Jackson, who now has the number one music documentary of all time, because we're just gonna ignore things, but Corey seemed to have sponged up a lot of Michael Jackson. I mean, coming from the guy who paid to see him second row, I can tell you that this the costuming is the same, the dance moves are the same, the hair is down in the ponytail.

SPEAKER_09 6:17

Isn't that the point?

SPEAKER_05 6:19

No, if you ask him, he'll say it's nothing like Michael Jackson. He doesn't know what you're talking about. Yeah. So if we pay this $2,500, first of all, we'd need to start a GoFundMe, and we would need all of your help, all of you who are uh watching and listening to help make this dream come true for me. I just want to see, just sheer curiosity, what $2,500 would get for a 30-minute Corey Feldman interview. Now, do you have some of the correspondence you can share with us, Jagger?

SPEAKER_06 6:49

Yeah, so um reached out to him on Instagram. As you can see, I'm left on red over and over and over. Um you did two days in a row.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 7:01

I know I'm thirsty. I'm real thirsty. I'm not gonna show you the email because that might get us in trouble with his people as far as uh showing the email correspondence and and the solicitation of the 2500, but but it happened.

SPEAKER_09 7:15

Okay, I have one more one more piece of feedback. No wonder he didn't answer you. You messaged him on Juneteenth. Show the man some respect.

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? Oh, he was so busy. Come on. Well, here's what's weird, and here's my theory. A year ago, I was talking to him about being a guest, and well, I say talking to him, but I was supposed to be talking to his agent, but it was like an email with a fake name, no profile image. What is it? Was it Fory Keldman? Domain Corey Fory Keldman, I think was his name.

SPEAKER_09 7:53

Forey K. Eldman Faye.

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And and and the first time it was before the Loserville tour. I was trying to get backstage to see Limp Biscuit, but I just acted like I wanted to see Corey, you know, so I could get back there to naturally. And I got the feeling that his agent is actually him.

SPEAKER_09 8:10

Wait, well, wait. I'm so confused by this because normally it's like people are faking to be celebrities. You're telling me that celebrities are faking to be people?

SPEAKER_05 8:18

Yes. I I believe.

SPEAKER_09 8:20

Oh my god, imagine you're exposing all of Hollywood right now. Seriously, my mind is blown. Some people have real agents.

SPEAKER_05 8:26

I just I think maybe he's found a cost-cutting way. And I can't say I wouldn't do this. Maybe I'll do this too in the future. I mean, you can just get an email and pretend you're your agent, just use a different name. Another reason that makes me believe that is a story from a gentleman who got an angry phone call from Corey Feldman's security detail.

SPEAKER_09 8:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 8:51

But the person on the phone, according to this gentleman, was clearly just Corey Feldman. So I believe this guy is his own agent. He's his own security. And and I I respect that because he's trying to put on a bigger image. I you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 9:08

Um asked for $2,500.

SPEAKER_05 9:13

So he's not gonna be like, yo, give me $2,500. We've never had a guess. I mean, like you said, high pitch Eric wanted a hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_06 9:21

I need money to come on.

SPEAKER_05 9:22

We said no to that, and and then he called us names. Marianne from Brooklyn came on for free. Yeah. Uh Jim Sonnefeld came on for free.

SPEAKER_09 9:32

We've had great content without having to pay people.

SPEAKER_05 9:35

Exactly. Like, you know, what money are we making off Corey Feldman to pay him $2,500? What's he gonna do? Juggle fire.

SPEAKER_06 9:45

That'd be cool. I might pay to see that.

SPEAKER_05 9:47

Well, can we see some of his past work back from the heyday of Corey Feldman, please, Jagger?

SPEAKER_07 9:54

I was very specific with Woodrow, but we started the picture. I said, never jeans, ever. And I want him in cool funky shirts. I would never wear a short sleeve business button shirt. I've never worn that in my life. I've never I've never dressed like that in my life. And I'm a pretty easy guy to look at picture of through the history of my life. I'm always dressed nice. I'm always dressed original in cool cutting edge type clothes. He's like very boy next door, average American dude. And that's not my look.

SPEAKER_09 10:23

And see what they I will relate now. Is this supposed to make us like him or hate him?

SPEAKER_05 10:29

I just feel like I'm looking at Janice's second husband.

SPEAKER_09 10:34

No, don't they say that the first one you marry for love, the second you marry for money?

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Oh, never mind. Well, that'd be the 2,500 bucks and trickle down back to you. $12.50 to you.

SPEAKER_09 10:43

That's not that's not for me.

SPEAKER_05 10:44

What else do we have of him? I can't get enough. Sure. We're not gonna pay him for that.

SPEAKER_08 10:49

Well, so what was one of the movies that you said was gonna make people mad? What's eating Gilbert Grape? Okay.

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Great.

SPEAKER_07 10:54

So I was actually cast to play Leonardo DiCaprio's role. Okay. But but yes, I was I was originally cast for that. Johnny Depp. Yeah. He was cast after I was, and apparently whispered into the producer's ear that he wasn't fond of me and thought that I was.

SPEAKER_08 11:16

Was there a reason he wasn't fond of you?

SPEAKER_07 11:18

Yeah. He said I was a junkie and that he didn't work with junkies, and that this was the first time I remember ever telling this story, so I'm sure I'm gonna get s hung by this one. Were you uh using drugs or no? I was sober. I'd just gotten sober. I'd just gotten out of rehab, I'd turned my life around, and in fact, was trying to help River at the time. Right, who he was running with at the time. Right. As we all know. River Feed. Oh. Shots fired. As you can imagine, there was a bit of a thorn in the side of it. And had I not been pushed out and done that role, who knows what would have happened from that point forward.

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That was kind of one of those watershed moments that gave me a bigger one.

SPEAKER_06 12:00

You think Corgat paid him $2,500? I'm just gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

The juxtaposition of of Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins interviewing Corey Feldman.

SPEAKER_06 12:12

It's like the 90s exploded in my head.

SPEAKER_09 12:14

Also, my issue is I have a lifelong loyalty to Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't appreciate you saying that you would have been better in what's eating Gilbert Grape than Leonardo DiCaprio because he was phenomenal.

SPEAKER_05 12:27

Also, he said he was gonna be in Titanic, but they passed on him for Leo as well.

SPEAKER_09 12:30

So this is just a Leo hit, honestly. I really don't appreciate it.

SPEAKER_05 12:34

Do you guys believe the story to begin with? Anyone thought Corey Feldman for Gilbert Grape? No. I don't. I don't. Not a chance.

SPEAKER_09 12:42

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:43

So this will improve his chances of joining us, I think, when word gets back that uh we've been singing his praises. I think that we also be able to do that. You're free to scream at us.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

We should be careful though.

SPEAKER_08 12:53

Yeah. Do you believe in the Illuminati?

SPEAKER_09 12:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 13:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 13:02

Don't ask, don't tell, he said. I do.

SPEAKER_08 13:04

Yeah, I know you do. I do 100%. I know you do.

SPEAKER_07 13:07

I've never been invited. That's not something I'm gonna talk about today.

SPEAKER_08 13:21

That says a lot.

SPEAKER_09 13:22

That does say a lot. That says everything. And honestly, if there was one thing that I would be intrigued to know more about in his life, it's that. Yes. I'm I'm dying to know.

SPEAKER_06 13:34

The music made it for me. He was invited to the Illuminati, but Johnny Depp pushed him out.

SPEAKER_09 13:40

I'm sure he did.

SPEAKER_05 13:45

The ringleader. Well, again, uh respect the movies. He's in. If word gets back to him, Corey, if you want to be on the show, we'd love to have you, but no one's gonna give you $2,500. Did you charge Billy Corrigan $2,500? Or you're on Howie Mandel's podcast. Did you charge him? Granted, they might have a bigger audience, but that's just for now. Right. Well, thank you, Jagger, for your efforts in trying to book certainly.

SPEAKER_09 14:10

Yeah, thank you for the thirst trap.

SPEAKER_05 14:12

We're still gonna keep going.

SPEAKER_09 14:14

I bet you are. Do it on the 4th of July, do it on every holiday now.

SPEAKER_05 14:18

Yeah. Uh another talent Jagger's got in the pipeline. He's trying to get on the show, who I think is blowing him off, not even pretending to be his own agent, is the uh local town rap guy. Uh a couple episodes ago we heard from him rapping about Johnstown, Pennsylvania. And uh Jagger, I believe we have some new exciting material. Well, why would we leave out Pittsburgh? Yeah, that's good. Pittsburgh needs a rap.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

Mm-hmm. This is a rap about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, founded in 1758. It is called the Seo City, and they have Pregmante Brothers, and they're located in Allegheny County, and they have Pittsburgh Public Schools, and they have the Yard Restaurant, and Pamela Diner, yum yum, yum. They are located in Allegheny County, and they have Point Day Park. Don't you forget about National Avery Aviary and they have Point of View in Glynne. They have lots of shopping yesterday view. Ross Park Mall and the Mall at Robinson. They have a former call mall that is very famous. Called Century 3.

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300 to 7,000.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Founded in 1758. P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. This is a rap about Pittsburgh.

SPEAKER_05 15:53

Pittsburgh. I don't think one thing rhymed in that. No, it never does.

SPEAKER_09 15:59

Did he dye his eyebrows? They look darker. I have questions. You mean eyebrow? He's looking good, right? Um, how many views does he get on these?

SPEAKER_06 16:07

Millions. Hundreds of thousands. I'm doing it all wrong. What the fuck am I doing?

SPEAKER_09 16:13

Yeah. You know what? If we get him, I would want to do a collab like a bathrobe karaoke with him.

SPEAKER_05 16:19

Oh, that'd be sweet. Let's make sure it didn't rhyme.

SPEAKER_09 16:22

Right.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

It's not his form. Well, how close are you to booking him?

SPEAKER_06 16:26

Uh, as equally close as Corey Feldman. Okay, good. He hasn't asked for money yet, but uh, I'm left on read so far, but working on it. We're gonna get him on live.

SPEAKER_09 16:35

Well, because he's he's he's got a a thing. Like he's in his zone and he doesn't see outside that zone.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

That's right. He's too busy. He's focused on the game. He's too busy. Right.

SPEAKER_09 16:47

It's like the other day I was doing a project with my daughter. Um, and you know, you guys had kids at a young age at one point. When she's not in school, when she's not in camp, the projects last about three minutes, and then they're on to the next one. And then you're like, How do I get through the next eight hours? So we're making these cards for her dad. And she made probably like six or seven of them. And then she's like, Mom, when I'm at dad's, I'm gonna try to make you one. I said, Oh, babe, that's really sweet. Thank you so much. And she goes, Yeah. And I said, Oh, so you you have all your coloring stuff at dad's too. And she was like, Yeah, yeah, I do. She go, she goes, but I don't really do it. And I'm like, What do you mean? And she's like, Well, I mean, I'm so busy. Like, sometimes I go to the gym with him, and then I gotta like brush my teeth. And then I'm like, Well, I'm like, you you do those things here too. She goes, I'm I'm too busy, I'm just really busy, okay? And I was like, Okay, I'm like, I don't need a card, we're good. What are you doing, child?

SPEAKER_05 17:47

Why does he need six cards? Is she just getting it ahead of the holidays? Like, does she have one pre-speed?

SPEAKER_09 17:54

She's preparing. No, she loves to make us things and she's really creative and she's very good at it. Um, so I appreciate that. But I'm just like, why are you so busy? Why why you don't have time to just be a kid?

SPEAKER_05 18:06

We tried to get Jana's daughter on the show as a guest too, and she wanted $5,000. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 18:12

She's like, I need mom's mortgage paid for.

SPEAKER_05 18:17

Get it done. So we're uh we're in the thick of America's 250th birthday.

SPEAKER_09 18:22

Honestly, I'm glad for it to happen and for it to be over because I just feel like this has been just the thing of the year, is all you hear is 250, 250, 250. You see the signs everywhere. It's like I love America too. Okay, let's move on.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

Let's move on from this milestone. Enough with a card.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

So we had a a gig, if you will, over the weekend. It was a roundhouse rally. Shout out to our friends at Roundhouse Harley Davidson, and me and the crew got home and we were blowing off some steam and doing what most people do at midnight, going through bins in the basement looking for shit. So, what did we stumble upon was a Tupperware filled with fireworks.

SPEAKER_09 19:08

Ooh, how old though?

SPEAKER_05 19:10

Yes. Well, that was my first thought because they're from my oldest son, and I'm pretty sure he was like, I don't know, we'll say 18, uh, when he got them, and they were they've been in this Tupperware for a long time in the basement.

SPEAKER_09 19:24

Scary.

SPEAKER_05 19:24

So we're looking at these things. It's, you know, the neighborhood's winding down. Some of them say like 150 cannons, and other ones, you know, less. And from experience, when I bought fireworks under a tent, it wasn't really anything, right? You you literally kind of went, and that was it, right? So so I pick what I think is the smallest one. Oh no. We go out to the middle of the neighborhood road in front of the house.

SPEAKER_09 19:53

At midnight.

SPEAKER_05 19:54

Yeah. Yep. And and I light it and run like hell. And this bitch put on a fireworks show about 25 minutes long that would rival the Macy's Fourth of July spectacular in New York City. I mean, this thing was up in the sky, like you were at any major fireworks event. The whole showers were falling on us in the different colors, the explosions. It sounded like a war zone. And we're like around the garage like this, like trying to see it without the neighbors knowing it was us. Oh, yeah. So apologies to the neighbors. I really just thought it was going to be some sucky fountain, but apparently they've made tremendous strides in the pyrotechnics industry.

SPEAKER_09 20:37

Do you have a video, or is there proof, or it didn't happen?

SPEAKER_05 20:40

I told them to take a video, but I'm like, oh God, you guys got that, right? And they're both like, my phone's inside. Now, are fireworks legal in Pennsylvania or the time we did this thing?

SPEAKER_09 20:52

You can you can buy them at any establishment.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

Oh, yeah. Pretty much, yeah. You and there's tents everywhere, and they have definitely come a long way. There's one I uh I'm almost scared to launch. Like it looks like a rocket, and it says it has like 300 rounds in it, you jam it in the ground. The show's supposed to last for like a half hour.

SPEAKER_09 21:12

Wow, just on one?

SPEAKER_05 21:14

That's crazy. But see, once you're in on that, you can't stop unless you have a fire hose to put it out. I mean, so you know, once lit, you can't get it back into the cannon, so to speak.

SPEAKER_09 21:23

So I am actually going to see fireworks this year. Um uh we're going to a minor league baseball game for my daughter. It'll be her first time at a baseball game, um, besides like her t-ball. And then they do a big fireworks show. So I figured that would be fun. And it's hopefully the moment that the heat wave breaks uh will be that game. So fingers.

SPEAKER_05 21:45

Yeah, minor league baseball games are famous to get you in the door. They've got mascots, they've got crazy foods, and they've got to end the night with fireworks to get, you know, the people in the in the seats. So that'll be a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_09 21:57

I think so.

SPEAKER_05 21:58

Uh for you gonna throw out the first.

SPEAKER_09 22:00

Oh yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

Nice with permission.

SPEAKER_09 22:04

I actually you know, so last year I went to a Cleveland Guardians game um on a business trip and I had an opportunity to apply to sing the national anthem. I was not chosen. I was not chosen, and um then the person who was chosen was singing, and like the girls I was with looked at me and they're like, How are you not picked over this? I said, and this is a major league baseball game. I don't know. That is something that's on a bucket list for me, is to like sing the national anthem somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 22:34

Well, this platform is yours, and Corey Feldman wouldn't show up today, so we have a couple of extra.

SPEAKER_09 22:38

No, I have not warmed up. I am not prepared for that.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

Oh, look at this. Mariah Carries here. And I need my $2,500.

SPEAKER_09 22:46

Food voucher, I'll take. I don't really care at this point.

SPEAKER_05 22:49

I've got a new booking to work on. Get Janna booked. Yeah, Jenna's agent.

SPEAKER_09 22:54

Janna's agent. Jana.

SPEAKER_05 22:56

Banna.

SPEAKER_06 22:56

At the Hampton Hustlers. Uh minor agent. Janna Janana. The agent will be in time. Banna.

SPEAKER_09 23:05

Banana.

SPEAKER_05 23:07

Is it I like I just can't get over part of me really wants to just spend $2,500 for this experience.

SPEAKER_09 23:13

Well, you can't feel free to resist it.

SPEAKER_06 23:15

No, resist the urge. I have to save you on this one.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

I mean, I'd have to finance it. It's not like you put out $2,500. I was thinking maybe Janet could send me a crate of apples from her orchard.

SPEAKER_09 23:25

I'm telling you, uh, if he came on here though, like it would be like a no-hold bar, and I would be nervous for something any of us would say.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

So I would first start off with, why did we have to pay you $2,500 for this?

SPEAKER_09 23:39

And then I would slowly sink into my seat of embarrassment.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

I think the more awkward the interview, the better, personally. That's those are the ones that make heads away.

SPEAKER_09 23:50

I actually the one thing in life I feel like that makes me super uncomfortable is feeling uncomfortable by other people being I hate awkwardness. Like, I'm such not an awkward person that like if I feel uncomfortable, that's how you know it's an uncomfortable situation.

SPEAKER_06 24:05

So if I kept calling him Corey Haym during the interview, that would be a problem for you.

SPEAKER_09 24:10

Why would that offend him?

SPEAKER_06 24:12

Well, I mean, first of all, he's dead.

SPEAKER_09 24:14

Then yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_06 24:16

Yeah, they used to get confused all the time back in the case. The Corey's.

SPEAKER_05 24:20

Wait. Dog's barking. I think he's here.

SPEAKER_06 24:23

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

I heard you.

SPEAKER_06 24:27

This is Corey's security team. But it's you, Corey, and you're moonwalking. Why? It's my own move. He's like, Jojo, you want to be starting something? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 24:40

You better beat it. So I'm going to Erie, where apparently it's 30 degrees cooler than where I am in central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_09 24:48

You're lucky.

SPEAKER_05 24:49

We got lake effect air. Well, they say up there the lake makes its own weather. That's right. I was like, pretty self-important. Um so it'll be nice to see my kid. We're sitting on an Airbnb. It's called Yin and Yang. The Airbnb because it's obviously the entire thing is black and white. Every room, really, everything in each room is black and white.

SPEAKER_09 25:16

Is there a butterfly somewhere? Is this one of those massage parlors that I need to get on?

SPEAKER_05 25:21

And maybe it's not the Airbnb. Maybe I got the address wrong. You should start sending to me.

SPEAKER_06 25:26

Start one in Pittsburgh called Yin Zen Yang. That'd be sweet.

SPEAKER_09 25:29

Oh my god, that's genius.

SPEAKER_05 25:31

You know, in Pittsburgh, you can actually stay at Buffalo Bills' house from Silence of the Lambs. It is an Airbnb. Nice. And actually in our house, because of that Steel City con we went to, we have bottles of Buffalo Bill's hot sauce. We have Buffalo Bill's lotion. Get it? Puts the lotion in the basket. So, but you can actually stay in in his house or the actor, whatever, the place where it was filmed. Um so that's on the bucket list right after booking Corey Feldman for $2,500. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 26:07

I'm celebrating early. I'm wearing my USA my USA beat shirt. Look at that. Courtesy of uh Beatlemerch.com sent this over. Get all the Beatle merchandise at Beatlemerch.com. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

What the hell are you doing? You doing a plug for something you got and we didn't get anything? Yeah, of course. Just like your hot tub.

SPEAKER_09 26:29

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

You get a hot tub, I get a t-shirt. My national lampoons Christmas vacation shirt from Chevy GiveMeMoney Chase.com.

SPEAKER_09 26:39

I have no shirt on, so Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:42

See, and if you don't pay to subscribe, you don't get to see that.

SPEAKER_09 26:45

Right, only fans. There you go. That's where you get my shirt.

SPEAKER_05 26:49

Beetlejuice wanted $37.18 to be on the podcast. So that one might be more reasonable.

SPEAKER_06 26:56

So I'm actually trying to book him too, but I think uh I feel like maybe his health is not the best. Yeah. I'm dealing with his quote manager, um Bobby. Um, and Bobby is saying that he's not really taking bookings right now.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

So well no, I mean he won't be on Stern's show. You think he's gonna drop by here? I don't know, maybe. Also, for five minutes, he did launch uh cryptocurrency. It was called uh beatcoin. Oh, really? I missed that one. Wow. I think it shot up to like two dollars before completely tanking within five minutes. So if you got in on the ground floor of that and stayed there for four minutes, you would be very wealthy. You could have made dozens of dollars. Dozens of dollars of pennies at least. So can anyone just make cryptocurrency? I still don't understand the concept. I don't know. Maybe I need to get Bobby on the show, he can explain the crypto uh situation. Yeah, I know my son got one it was like uh Pepe Frog, and he got in on day one and within three days he had made a thousand dollars in cashed out.

SPEAKER_09 28:02

No idea how so it seems like this is what you have to do, right? Is that like it's almost like a day trading type thing where you really have to be on top of it and like I am most definitely not on top of it.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

No. I like I put money in Bitcoin once and freaked out and pulled it out and probably paid twice the penalties, but whatever. I want to give a shout out to our sponsors who keep things trucking along here, and I think uh we know what's on Jagger's mind right now. I can just tell by the look at his face, he's thinking about pizza.

SPEAKER_06 28:31

Gosh, it's never too early for pizza. I mean, they're not open right now, but they'll be open soon for lunch.

SPEAKER_05 28:37

They could be open while you're listening.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

Oh, that's true. You could be listening at lunchtime, dinner time. We're on all the time. We're 24-7 days, right?

SPEAKER_09 28:44

My mom does make it clear to me when I when she'll be like, is there a new episode out? And I'm like, Yeah, it's dropping in like an hour. She goes, Well, I can't listen to it until 5 p.m. when I'm out of work. And I was like, Great. That's what's happening.

SPEAKER_05 28:55

Yeah, it's a whole thing with my wife, too. She's like, I'm 31 episodes behind and I have to catch up. Like it's an assignment.

SPEAKER_09 29:00

No, she's 31 episodes behind of listening on her third round.

SPEAKER_06 29:04

Yeah. Well, you tell them both that if they're listening during dinner time and they get hungry watching us, they can call Pizza Night at 814-943-7000. They're right there on Beale Avenue, Blair County. They got uh every kind of pizza you can imagine. They got a Sicilian special, which I hear is awesome. They got those strombolis or bowlie if you're cool. Uh, you can get those. Uh, they make their dough handmade fresh in-house. And they've got a couple different sauces you can try. They've got the traditional, then they've got the homemade house sauce, which I hear is a little sweeter. Is that right? Have you tried it? That's right.

SPEAKER_05 29:37

Yeah, I had them both 17 times. Nice. Tell us about those. You have to be sure. Yeah, it definitely, if you've made homemade sauce, you'll know that that sauce is homemade if you choose the homemade style. And if you're more traditional, they've got that for you. Uh the bowlies, they've got all kinds of stuff. And every day, there's usually some special that they're announcing as far as a meal deal or a deal on a pie. So support the local business pizza night. What's their number if somebody wants to order right now? It's 814-943-7000. And also, shout out to our friends at Triluna Royal Cleaning. If you need your house cleaned, your business cleaned, um, the skeletons in your closet cleaned, Tri Luna Royal Cleaning can help you out there. 814-895-3038. I'm a little ticked off with them. Oh, gosh. I'm not gonna lie, because they've gotten so successful, they haven't been able to visit my house to clean it. So they also need help. So if you want to work at a great place, I believe they provide lunch to their employees. I don't think it's a benefit I ever got. Maybe McDonald's when I worked there for two weeks. But uh, you know, they're great folks. So whether you need your place cleaned or you need a job, you need to make some quick cash, call Triluna at 814-895-3038. Tell them you heard about them on the Jojo on the go podcast. You'll get no discount whatsoever, but you know, it'll be nice that that you could say that for us, at least, right? Yeah, that's the least you could do. You get an extra mint on your pillow. Yeah. Well, they put flower stickers in your toilet. I don't know if they're gonna put mints on the anyway. Just get them to clean your dumb. Do we use all the media over here, or is there more gold waiting for us? Uh, there's tons, but we can get to it next time. Next time, all right. Until next time, thanks for listening to Jojo on the go. Don't forget, JojoWorldwide.com is where you go to maybe buy a shirt or a hat or a Jana Banana, whatever you want, in the merchandise store. It's there if you want to book me for your wedding or party or school dance, whatever the case may be. The information is also there at JojoWorldwide.com. Jagger's available for parties down in the panhandle of Florida. What is about 385 degrees down there right now? It is hot, brother. Super hot down here. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like 100 here. So what is it down there by the equator?

SPEAKER_06 32:07

Uh, I think it's pretty similar. I just think the heat wave is getting us all right now up the east coast.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

Yeah, if you're listening in January, it was hot today when we recorded this. That's all you need to know.

SPEAKER_09 32:17

All right, I'm Jojo.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

I'm Dana.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

I'm Jagger. And we gotta go. Jojo on the Go.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Ow. This is a wrap about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Founded in 1758.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

I gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

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SPEAKER_01 32:36

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SPEAKER_02 32:45

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