The Cast Has Instincts - Ep. 56

As if they weren't already disturbed enough, Jojo and Jagger watched Maternal Instincts on Netflix.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Live from the holiday pools in Spa Studios, presented by Pizza Knight Altoona. Jojo on the go.

SPEAKER_06 0:14

Sounded like nothing.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Yeah, are you just growling, Jagger? That was Jenna.

SPEAKER_06 0:19

You sounded like the lion from The Wizard of Oz.

SPEAKER_03 0:25

Freaking me out, man. But this is how we start season two? Oh my god. That's how I wake up. How do you wake up? I I'm not I woke up at three worried about being on time for this. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 0:37

I usually wake up with anxiety. My thoughts are fixations.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Okay. I'm glad I'm not alone.

SPEAKER_06 0:43

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

It would just be nice to get some sleep before I wake up with the anxiety, not just have the anxiety and then have anxiety because I'm up.

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But it makes you realize like why you're not rested from restful sleep. It's because, oh, well, if the first thought in the morning is like something that happened to me yesterday, like that really makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

My one day off was yesterday, and I was in bed till at like 10 30. I think I woke up at 8, but I'm staring at reels for an hour and a half. Yes, of course. And I'm like, oh my god, it's 10 30. I gotta get out of bed. I'll be a loser. And here it is, my only day off. First of all, I've started it by wasting time on reels.

SPEAKER_06 1:21

Also, it was two and a half hours, not one, if you do math.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

I don't pay attention to what I'm saying. Thank you for the you know, somebody has to.

SPEAKER_06 1:29

So talk about a waste of time.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

I never thought of it, you that was such an important detail to derail the conversation. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

You just like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

That was an hour and 47 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Somebody didn't go to kindergarten. It's theater of the mind. So a lot of you are hearing us right now that never heard us before, or maybe haven't heard us in a while, or whatever. Um, we are on multiple. Are you gonna call me out on every sentence?

SPEAKER_06 1:57

Just love it.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

I can't perform under this kind of microscope. Pick on Jagger.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Yes. And you wonder why you have anxiety.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

No, no wonder. I was having night sweats at 3 a.m. scared about doing a podcast I enjoyed.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

You couldn't wait to get up and get corrected.

SPEAKER_03 2:13

No, I don't know if you know what my story was. Oh, yeah, we're free. Hi, season two, right? This is exactly how we wanted it to launch. Um you can now hear us on iHeartRadio, the iHeartRadio app.

SPEAKER_06 2:27

That's a big one.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

It is uh we've gone from twelve downloads to a thousand in about five days. And also Spotify Jagger, who I thought already had us on Spotify, but he did, but nobody could see it, or I don't know what was going on.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

No, to be clear, we were there and you could access us. We just didn't get credit, and we're very keen on getting credit.

SPEAKER_06 2:54

Yes, hello, 55 episodes in, I'd hope so.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Exactly. We want we want credit for I don't know what time you're listening to this, but uh well I'd say it's dark out. It should be dark out, but it's not. It's just uh it's almost it's six o'clock, I think, a gets light out here at like 4 30 or 5 a.m.

unknown 3:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:16

Tiger is it dark there still in Panama, Florida, or wherever the hell you are? Yeah, still dark. 5 a.m. here.

SPEAKER_06 3:22

I still don't understand this system by him, though.

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Like it's a whole equator thing.

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It really is.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Didn't you go to school, Jenna?

SPEAKER_06 3:31

Listen, I got I got kindergarten on the mind. That's where I'm headed next.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Oh, it's not because you're hanging out with us.

SPEAKER_06 3:38

I mean, yes, between you and my child.

SPEAKER_03 3:41

iHeartRadio listeners, aren't you in for a treat? Spotify. Now listen, people are seeing and hearing our podcast right now first and foremost. Uh if that's you, you're a Facebook subscriber. So Facebook subscribers for the 99 cents a month, you get the episodes before anyone else does. Uh, for your hefty 99 cent fee. You get, as Jagger put it, and I'm gonna question him on this. Not only do you get the episodes in advance, you get exclusive access to us. So I'd like to uh get into what it what access am I granting people that subscribe.

SPEAKER_06 4:23

Well, this explains why I got back-to-back phone calls from listeners last night.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

Yes, I am giving out Janna's number.

SPEAKER_06 4:29

I knew it. I knew it. I didn't answer the first one because I thought it was like one of those spam callers. The second one I pick up, I panicked, hung up. And the third one, I'm like, what is happening right now?

SPEAKER_03 4:42

These all the series calls from AI loans. You get actually people calling you.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Facebook subscribers, you want Janna's number, you got it. I've got her address. That's a lot for 99 cents.

SPEAKER_06 4:52

Oh my god. I'm really a cheap date.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Oh, but seriously, the serious uh answer is that you can directly comment on the show. We respond in real time um on Facebook. So if you're one of these folks that are on Spotify, that's a great way to listen on your way to work. But you can't really just comment immediately and get a response on Spotify. You're not gonna get that on iHeart.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

Wait, but what are we taking for an immediate response? Like, does Janna have to take midnight to 6 a.m. to instantly respond to people? Or what are you saying?

SPEAKER_06 5:23

This is a 24-7 machine, baby.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Yeah, Jana's hard to respond. She gets she'll get back to you in two to four days.

SPEAKER_06 5:29

But Jojo and I That's only to them. Only to them, not to the listeners.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Jagger and I will respond before you even reach out to us. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

We're eagerly sitting by the phone with our fingers out, ready to stroll.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

No, but you also get exclusive content when you subscribe on Facebook. Um, you know, we had released a segment a few weeks ago, and then I think we we pushed them out to the rest of the platforms just like a heads up. This is something you can get. Um, but we're doing things like bathrobe karaoke. There might be some exclusive interviews on there. Um things are just gonna come and go, and you're only gonna be able to see them if you subscribe to the Jojo uh Jojo on the go Facebook page. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

And we're beefing up the fooled by Jagger. So we did this a little bit in season one. Um that's gonna be some exclusive content for subscribers only. We're gonna be out on the street doing stupid stuff.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

Right, might as well make a bit out of it. You got it. That's right.

SPEAKER_06 6:24

That's my motto.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

We're gonna up the game for subscribers, but just ask that if you are a subscriber, if you could get a friend to subscribe, because we're taking a giant leap of faith here by taking all of these episodes out of the Disney vault and making them available to everybody right now. Like I said, iHeartRadio, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, Roku Television.

SPEAKER_06 6:48

As they might say on an airplane or hotel, they are now complimentary.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

Yes. So this will be helpful for us to increase the reach of the show. It'll be helpful to our amazing sponsors because uh their products and their stores and their services will now get thousands and thousands and thousands of ears on them. So it will be beneficial to everyone. It is a huge financial risk uh for me and I obviously them because they're on the payroll, and by them I mean Janna and Jagger. We need money to keep the lights on. So to our Facebook subscribers, uh, we bow to you and thank you. And we will uh do our best to make it worth that 99 cents a month. If you're listening for free right now, consider switching because there's a video of this happening that you definitely don't want to miss. Sometimes Janna has no clothes on in the middle of the podcast. An iguana will fall from the ceiling on the Jagger from time to time. You'll miss out if you're, you know, get the full experience. Well, at least you can enjoy it for free as well if you want.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

I want to say congratulations to you, Jojo, for being so prolific. You named our website JojoWorldwide.com, and we are literally now worldwide. There are people listening in other countries on these platforms. Do you have a list of the countries? It's like Uruguay, uh Prague, Czech Republic. I don't know. Who knows? All the places Jana goes on it.

SPEAKER_06 8:16

I was gonna say lots of places that I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

That's the connection. Janna listening.

SPEAKER_06 8:23

At least I'm listening to our show. God damn.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

She doesn't listen at home, so might as well.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

So before this was subscriber only, the only people that had access to get the show were subscribers, uh, us, and my wife. So I don't watch the episodes until I know I'm gonna come upstairs one day and it's just gonna be playing on the television. I think I'm about 30 episodes back. So when I come and critique you guys, it'll be something that you did six months ago, just so you know. So I, you know. You're gonna love it.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

There's good content on there when you get to it. There is.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

And also I think we're on YouTube, isn't that right?

SPEAKER_02 9:02

We're on YouTube, so yeah. There we are working through uh a little bit of a hoofla there, where right now it's the the hoofla.

SPEAKER_06 9:11

Hooflah.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

The audio's getting pushed. The hoofla. Hoofla. Uh audio's getting pushed to YouTube, uh, and the video currently is not, but we're working on getting that fixed on the back end.

SPEAKER_03 9:24

Yeah, I flipped my top the other day. I found this on YouTube, and it was the interview with uh Sonny from Hootie and the Blowfish, and it was a still shot. And I'm like, Jagger, what the hell is this? It's YouTube, it's supposed to move. And he told me to shut up. Yeah, there's there's an episode to catch. If you have what episode number is that? Do you know off the top of your head? 55. Look at episode 55 if you're a Hootie and the Blowfish fan. Also, if you're a Marianne from Brooklyn from the Howard Stern Show fan, what episode number is that? I'm putting them on. 31. Look at what do you have a map in front of you of the whole thing?

SPEAKER_02 10:02

I'm like JoJo Rain Man.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

Yeah. I'm the one who's like, hey, we got 43 episodes out, and then I get a text. Hey, do you take your medicine today? We have 55 episodes. Catch all three episodes.

SPEAKER_06 10:15

Well, in all fairness, you probably blacked out for half of it.

SPEAKER_03 10:18

Yeah, no, uh quite probably. Also, uh, what episode is Jana Topless in? Can I can you rattle that one off on the top of your head?

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Uh that's gonna be 42.

SPEAKER_03 10:27

See, that does nothing if you're listening on iHeartRadio. That's why you should subscribe to us on Facebook, you see? For 99 cents, Jana?

SPEAKER_06 10:35

It's the cheapest OnlyFans you'll ever get. But if you want more bonus content, just DM me.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

For the secret address. It's worth every penny. I had a a little back and forth on Facebook with our audience yesterday. Tell me your application uh uh uh occupation, and I'll guess how much you make. And I don't know if I'm right or wrong. I don't like access. Yeah, direct access like no other.

SPEAKER_06 11:05

Yeah, just don't don't ask me those questions.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

So you're under no obligation to tell me how much you make. So the conversation has a lot ended when people say what they do, I guess what they make, and that's it, you know. Um I'm not asking to know what you make. The government is, they want to know, but I don't personally need to know. I thought some of the answers were were uh well sad because some people are greatly underpaid for what they do, but you had mentioned OnlyFans and uh shout out to Christian who uh after I said tell me your occupation, I'll guess your salary, said I sell my toenails on OnlyFans. So who wants to guess how much he's making selling his toenails on OnlyFans? Wait, he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:53

$30.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

$30. Jagger? What is that per nail?

SPEAKER_06 11:58

No, that's annually.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Zero dollars. Nobody wants man nails.

SPEAKER_06 12:04

Yeah, they're Jaggers.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

I mean you're collecting female nails? I mean, I'm not saying I am, but if I were gonna Is Jagger loitering outside the manicure shop for his next stunt, he's trying to get collect stray nails.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

They work great as toothpicks. You can just get in there, get that little morsel out.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Oh my god, you have a weird fetish. That's probably not even the weirdest one. Uh let me see. Scratching the surface. Well, how about a um tractor control specialist?

SPEAKER_06 12:34

They've uh that's dangerous. I feel like that that's gotta easily be six figures.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

No, I guessed 48k, and they responded, you should be a carney and guess people's weights and ages. That's pretty good. Oh, nice. Oh, and I see Jagger took credit away from me and said ChatGPT did it. I feel like every time I post, there's some troll underneath from Jagger. It used to be the people following me. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:00

You know, I I don't even look this is why I don't look at my notifications because half of the time it's like listener, listener, Jagger bomb, and then listener.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

Jagger bomb. Jenna posts like a lovely picture of her and three friends like from five years ago. Which one is you?

SPEAKER_06 13:16

Yeah, he's like, I don't see you in this picture.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

Those people are attractive.

SPEAKER_06 13:20

That's if we're not in there. Yeah, like I'm reading between the lines here.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

I don't see you, troll. Where are you?

SPEAKER_06 13:27

Yeah, I was gonna say, you're trolling hard.

SPEAKER_03 13:31

Somebody wrote radio host, turn podcaster, you'll never guess. Zero dollars for the code.

SPEAKER_02 13:38

Yeah, wait, no negative dollars. You're in the negative, aren't you?

SPEAKER_03 13:41

Listen, now that I run my own business, I use the Dave app more than ever.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

I don't even know what that is.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

That's because you have money. Right. Right. Dave's app for the people who gotta stretch that check past way where it's stretched.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Oh but I couldn't.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

The business has been good as far as the mobile entertainment part. We've done a lot of fun events. Actually, it almost felt bad and or guilty just taking money. I mean, I still took it, but we had as much fun as the the folks in the crowd. So uh if if you're in the central PA area or in the panhandle of Florida and you need mobile entertainment, our company does that as well. Uh if we pay Jana enough, she'll come, fly in, be a fly girl.

SPEAKER_06 14:24

Oh, absolutely. Actually, so I do have some breaking news. I don't know if I should publicly I don't know if I should publicly announce this, but I am coming to central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

You're coming to Central Pennsylvania? Really?

SPEAKER_06 14:37

I I have a trip planned.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Oh, I got a seat right here. We could that way we can only have on the video.

SPEAKER_06 14:43

It's exactly uh, I think it's uh no, it's July 24th. I'm heading up there, down there, wherever.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

Jagger West there. No, Jenna's come to Central Pennsylvania many times since leaving Central Pennsylvania. And now I'm gonna let you guess how many times Jenna has visited me in the past ten years of her visiting central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

I bet the number matches the toenail guy, zero dollars.

SPEAKER_06 15:08

You ain't wrong.

SPEAKER_03 15:09

Will I get a visit this time?

SPEAKER_02 15:11

I mean, we have like two guest rooms now. Something will come up, I guarantee it. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 15:17

No, absolutely. No, I my listen, my girl, she is my number one priority, but I'll I'll likely be staying with her. But no, obviously, I thought maybe we'd record her something or we'd at least do some bonus content.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

Yes, us and me, Jana, and I in the same room.

SPEAKER_06 15:34

And also, yeah, going back to nefarious activity together, this could be very dangerous.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 15:40

And I'm bringing a friend with me, too.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Remember when we went to Kennywood? Your dreams come true, Jojo. She's bringing it up.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

We went to Kennywood one time. The first thing we did was like, where's the out where's the beer and the alcohol? And then we just sat in the beer garden. It's just so much trouble.

SPEAKER_06 15:54

So much trouble, the two of us.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

Then we went on a river boat in Pittsburgh.

SPEAKER_06 15:58

Oh, that was so fun. Yeah. So fun.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

My daughter's going to be working on the Overtime Pennsylvania. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:06

Yep, we know.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Content, you know, for our subscribers. So we have to. Jenna, what day are you leaving?

SPEAKER_06 16:12

Uh probably that Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

I'll be there Monday.

SPEAKER_06 16:16

Okay. It sounds like one box in the video podcast. Excellent. Looking forward to it.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Bring your microphones on your carry-on.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

But in all seriousness, what an opportunity for a sponsor to bring us all together for uh a weekend of episodes. That'd be great. It could be your business.

SPEAKER_06 16:34

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

We'll just commit me to working an entire weekend, Jagger. We can sit in your beer garden and do nothing.

SPEAKER_06 16:43

We'll help you eat, sell. Like, listen, if we I'm like, I'm envisioning if this was like a sandwich shop or something, I'll be back there and then making the sandwiches. Come get a hoagie from Jana Banana. You know, whatever. I don't know why I even just said hoagie. I'm from New York. This makes no sense at all.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

What's happening to you? I'm really that's how many times she's visited central Pennsylvania and not seen me.

SPEAKER_06 17:03

It's like that one episode where I didn't curse at all. You guys are like, Are you are you sick today? That's something wrong.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Episode 13.

SPEAKER_06 17:11

Like, I think I was like using like purposefully like appropriate language.

SPEAKER_03 17:17

Like, when did you become a lady? This is weird. I don't like it. Yeah. So thanks to sponsors like Pizza Night, who I I owe a visit to. I'm gonna be dropping by Pizza Night on Bealo Avenue in Altoona. Uh they're one of our big backers. Reach out to them. I know there's no shortage of pizza in the central Pennsylvania area. I don't know why we think that we're Brooklyn, but for some reason, pizza and vape shops and car washes, they can be found here, the Mecca. But out of all the pizza, we're soliciting.

SPEAKER_06 17:50

I thought you were soliciting for a sponsor from the vape shop.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Only we're still holding out for that. Of all the pizza places, pizza night reigns supreme. I wrote that myself. Nice. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 18:01

Excellent.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

Will you do me a favor though? When you're there, will you ask them to ship me a stromboli?

SPEAKER_06 18:06

We know, we know.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

You've asked them and they've ignored you. I think that's your answer.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

That's but I want you to ask them now.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

I'll I'll eat it. But thanks to Pizza Knight. So if you're looking for pizza for lunch today or it's dinner time, call them at 814-943-7000. Also, a thank you to Tri Luna Royal Cleaning. They come to my house every other Tuesday. Matter of fact, they're coming to power wash it this week.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Oh, I need it.

SPEAKER_03 18:33

And they've got all kinds of services.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Tri Luna has some of the best business content for me. Like when I'm scrolling through and I'm looking at fan stuff, and then I I see some Tri Luna cleaning, I stop and listen, watch their videos. It's great. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

And I like uh being friends with the owner Dominic because quite frankly, I might need to take a job. And also uh they're hiring, they're growing so quickly because of their partnership. And he said this directly to me because of their partnership on our podcast, they're growing so quickly, they still desperately need more employees. Wow. One of the perks is free lunch every day. I mean, they had me at that. I didn't even care about the hourly wage.

SPEAKER_06 19:12

You know what it's not even about the lunch though? For me, like I'm thinking it's about how you treat your employees. That's that's a huge thing.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

I've seen the owner in action with the employees, and it's a great company. Uh they do a great job cleaning, obviously, uh, your house or your business. Give them a call at 814-895-3038. 895-3038. Thank you very much to our sponsors. Again, we need more sponsors to keep this baby free across all the platforms. That felt good.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

How much are the people in Uruguay gonna listen if we don't keep it free? Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

Did we just start getting those international listeners when we popped up on iHeart? Perhaps.

SPEAKER_06 19:55

So, you know, I do have something. I feel like that's this just brought an idea in my head. Um, this has nothing to do with pizza night uh ignoring Jagger. But isn't it funny how uh his point is that well now if you go there and you ask them to mail him a bully, they might be more likely to do it because sometimes and I'm not again saying pizza night, they're our boys, we love them, but people hide behind text messages, emails, DMs, but in person they flounder a little bit. So do you think that they will actually mail him a bully?

SPEAKER_03 20:33

I'm not gonna ask him.

SPEAKER_06 20:34

I just Oh, come on, come on. This is this is I feel like a test of character for them, but also for you.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

You know, I don't think Jagger's life depends on getting a bully.

SPEAKER_06 20:44

I think it does with how often he talks about it. I'll tell you what, I mean, looks, he looks so underfed, so we need to help him get it.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

He looks bold.

SPEAKER_06 20:52

You'll only just see what he just did to me.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

How about when Jagger does the bit he said he was gonna do six months ago, he'll get his bully. You want to remind him, Jana?

SPEAKER_06 21:04

Yeah, yeah. Remember that one where you were supposed to AI generate a uh comedy sketch and make it sound exactly like you, and then you were gonna actually perform it.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

And stand up.

SPEAKER_06 21:15

I've done 17 performances of random shit before you've gotten one done.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

So that was episode two. I do remember.

SPEAKER_06 21:23

Obviously.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Yeah, you know, shameless plugs. So here we go. Here's what's going on. So I I did set up at one point at Jeannie's Coffee Shop in Pensacola. I was gonna do this. They had an open mic night. We recall. I didn't feel prepared enough. I didn't feel prepared enough to do it. You haven't gotten prepared yet? It was months ago. I have been practicing. I have been practicing, but listen, so I found out through a little birdie that there wasn't a lot of turnout at Jeannie's coffee shop for this open mic, and I thought it's gonna be a better bit if and there was no comedy. I would have been the only comedy actor. With a bunch of musicians. That's hilarious. Is that funny? Okay. I thought maybe it wouldn't be funny enough.

SPEAKER_06 22:06

But Jeannie's there, isn't that all that matters? You said you're friends with her.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

What's wrong with you? Yeah, I know. But I was thinking if I can get an actual comedy night. Um, so it is blaming the venue. Maybe we're gonna save it for season three. I don't know. We'll see. Season three.

SPEAKER_06 22:24

You know, and and just full disclaimer to the listeners, we didn't necessarily we announced that something was coming. We didn't say like, hey, this is the season finale or anything.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

And then I quite frankly didn't know this was a new season. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 22:37

We didn't necessarily like get a break like the way the cast of uh Euphoria does.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

We got one week. We got a week.

SPEAKER_06 22:46

We did, we got a week off, which was very lovely.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

Uh you're right. We should be able to perform the way Netflix shows perform with their series. Like eight episodes and come back in five years. Come on. And people pay $29 a month waiting with painted breath for their show to return.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

We're giving eight episodes in two weeks. I know.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

We can do that when we get the Duffer brothers to produce the show. Everything'll just be all red.

SPEAKER_06 23:12

You have them on standby?

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Or Taylor Sheridan. I don't know. Uh yeah. He's got a couple of things.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

Taylor Sheridan makes a good show. Yeah, he makes a good show.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

I've just been working on guests, I will say that. Um speaking of Netflix, Jagger and I both watched a documentary this weekend that uh I don't know. It was uh maternal instinct.

SPEAKER_06 23:29

Yeah, I saw I saw in the group chat that you mentioned we should I should watch that. Um I did not, I moved on to a different uh documentary instead.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

I asked you to do something and you didn't, that never happens.

SPEAKER_06 23:41

I no, because I don't know. I figured I was gonna get triggered by it.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

So I'm visiting me when you come to the state.

SPEAKER_06 23:46

Yeah, I'll definitely get triggered by that too. Um what so what exactly is it?

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Yeah, this uh this feels weird that to say something like I don't want to give out any spoilers to a horrific thing that happened. Because I mean you could just look it up and I mean it was in the news. So it starts off with a trooper pulling over a woman, body cam on, goes up to the car and she's like, I just had my baby, help! And she's like driving the car, and they have the baby blurred out. She's like, I just have the baby! Take me to the hospital. He's like, the ambulance is coming. She's like, Well, can't you just take me to the hospital? No, the ambulance, there it is, it's right here. And they get her in the hospital, and they do tests on her, and there's absolutely no evidence of her having a baby. Oh, no. And I'll leave it at that.

SPEAKER_06 24:39

Wait, was there was there an actual baby though?

SPEAKER_03 24:42

There was an actual baby. Yes. There was no evidence of her having the baby. When they found her in the car.

SPEAKER_06 24:48

Oh, so she stole a baby, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

She had the baby. No spoilers, Jenna. A medical cord, placenta. All there in her lap. All of it. What? All of it. She had the entire contraption. Psychologist goes into the room, closes the curtain on us, and comes back and goes. And then it goes like cuts to like the intro of the of the documentary.

SPEAKER_06 25:14

Okay, and but I just and I'm sure there's more to this, but I'm guessing from what you're saying, they never like found a mystery body somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

They give you an ending.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

Oh, they give you a couple of things.

SPEAKER_03 25:24

I actually wish, I actually wish there was no ending to that.

SPEAKER_06 25:28

It's a full series.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

No, no, it's like they call it a movie, but it's a documentary. Oh it's a one episode, about an hour and a half, maybe.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

Okay, I could watch that. I'm I'm actually like, so I I haven't been watching TV. Like, people will text me and they'll be like, Have you seen this? And I'm like, I just I'm like watching YouTube or like watching our episodes, like that's really it. Uh honestly. But um last night I kind of got a hankering for a documentary, so I started the series uh The Murders at the Yogurt Shop.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

I'm in.

SPEAKER_06 25:55

On TFAX. Yeah, I I'm only 20 minutes into the first episode, but uh I'm gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

What kind of yogurt did they have?

SPEAKER_06 26:04

I forgot to keep watching this. Yeah, they probably got you in by saying it's a yogurt shop because you're like, this is this is kind of disturbingly weird. But um, the story is is kind of like uh crazy.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Yeah, didn't they just solve that whole thing like a couple weeks ago?

SPEAKER_06 26:20

I don't know, I don't know. I know nothing about it. I just saw it on there, I was like, you got me at yogurt.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

So because I like to throw away my one day off and traumatize myself by watching things like maternal instinct, I said, hey, look, what else do we have here that can mess me up? And I found hashtag SkyKing on Hulu.

SPEAKER_06 26:38

Yeah, yeah, I saw that too.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Let me get you saw Janica watching it. You said to watch it. Of course. I watched it, I watched it too. I took the homework and watched it.

SPEAKER_06 26:50

Okay, honestly, I had a crazy weekend.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Okay, France on Saturday, you stupid losers.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

It's my kid's birthday. I had to see my ex-best friend. I had to see my ex-best friend with my ex-husband for the first time. It was it was a lot going on. I had to do all cleanup yesterday, and all I'm thinking, well, I'm like blood. Yes, that the next documentary is how she hit the bodies. Maternal instinct part two. Right. Um, no, I was I'm looking at the phone, I'm seeing my chat blow up, and I'm just like, these got way too much time on their hand right now. As I'm like rage cleaning, emotionally releasing.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

I always figured that's what you'd be saying as Jagger and I texted back and forth and you never chimed in. That's exactly what I thought you would.

SPEAKER_06 27:34

I'm not just sitting on my ass ignoring you guys. Like I actually am running around, but I will say one thing I did for myself yesterday. And tell me if you didn't.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

Um, so because I had the birthday party and then we had a barbecue after, I lowered my hot tub temperature for like only the second time so that the kids could use it as like a pool. And I found the perfect temperature because I went in yesterday and I swear I was like a child, just like laying in there, flipping over, going upside down, 92 degrees.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

It was that should have been on our subscribers page. Yeah, like a baby seal.

SPEAKER_06 28:11

I wanted to see if I could actually do it, and so now that I did, uh yeah, um, I'll take a video next time.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Are we gonna save the perfect temperature for subscribers only? Or are we gonna let everyone know?

SPEAKER_06 28:22

I said 92 degrees.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

92 or 98.

SPEAKER_06 28:27

It was fantastic. No, 98.

SPEAKER_03 28:29

I put mine down to 80 and with the cover on it. When I could reuse it, it's still 100.

SPEAKER_06 28:34

Well, okay, so that was the thing, because the I don't know if by you, I mean Jagger, I know it's a constant heat wave, but Thursday, Friday here was like 99 degrees both days. So then I tried to lower the hot tub. I started lowering it on Wednesday. It was at one 104. I was trying to get it to like 85. By Saturday morning, it was still 100. So then I ended up leaving the lid open. I propped a towel under it and I was able to get it down to like a comfortable temperature in like eight hours.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

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SPEAKER_02 29:23

I was gonna ask is that temperature you know regulated and recommended by holiday pools and spas? Is that an acceptable temperature for your hot tub?

SPEAKER_06 29:32

I haven't asked them.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

That's a conversation I never had with them.

SPEAKER_06 29:35

Yeah, I haven't asked them, but I did ask ChatGPT, and they verified, yes, you actually should do that in the summer, which I've never done before. Like my ex-husband did not believe in making it a cold tub. He said it's called the hot tub for a reason, but I never went in it in the summer because it was not enjoyable.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

So now it's like a little pool if you turn off the heat. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 29:52

And I'm like one of the only houses on the block that doesn't have an in-ground pool or any pool for that matter. So now I made my hot tub into a pool and I feel great about it.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

So you're the poor one on the block, huh?

SPEAKER_06 30:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 30:03

I told you so. I told you.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

She's a billionaire. Yeah. Billionaire in a town of billionaires.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

I gotta meet the other people.

SPEAKER_06 30:11

My lord. If only you saw my balance.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Really? Yeah. Subscribers only, down to six figures.

SPEAKER_06 30:20

You've seen the tragedies I've had to go through over the past year.

SPEAKER_03 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:25

I'm assuming my finances won't be stable for at least two more years. But I'll take it.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

You're in debt, and then once you die, that the revenue really starts coming in, and you settle up with all your creditors, but you're dead. That's the Michael Jackson plan.

SPEAKER_06 30:41

Or your family, or your family takes on the burden. And since my child is my only beneficiary, uh, I don't think she's equipped to handle that because I'm not equipped to handle it, and I'm 34.

SPEAKER_03 30:52

What would we do if we had piles of money really anyway? I mean, what would we really do?

SPEAKER_06 30:57

No, and I I really, yeah, no, no, truly, because I I I really I think about that now. How for years I had dual income, right? And I was very comfortable, but I was always the underspender because he was such an overspender. So I felt like I was make I had to make up things, and I definitely sacrificed it like for myself. And now I don't have the money and I don't have financial security, and I 100% took that for granted. So I don't think that my lifestyle would change necessarily. I just want stability at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

So it's only fans not off the table.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

No, it is not.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

It's not off the table.

SPEAKER_06 31:33

My divorce is signed, so sun me up, baby. I'm gonna be like in Euphoria for those trips to believe. I'm gonna be in Euphoria, like uh Sydney Sweeney, where she's like tossing back and forth the like the delete button or not.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Not like Sydney Sweeney.

SPEAKER_06 31:48

She had a wild setup in that last season. Hot damn.

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

Hot damn, but she was getting 30,000 a pop.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

A pop of what?

SPEAKER_06 31:57

Anything. Well, Ru was getting a pop of something up the butthole.

SPEAKER_03 32:04

Her wardrobe department didn't have much work, didn't they? Because she was just naked like everyone. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:09

They got paid to do very minimal. Speaking of butthole, don't you have something to tell us, Jack?

SPEAKER_03 32:14

What? Oh, it's for the next episode.

SPEAKER_00 32:18

Oh. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

I don't even know what you're talking about. Let's leave everyone hanging and say welcome to everyone who's watching for free, and thank you to our subscribers.

SPEAKER_06 32:28

It sounds better.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

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SPEAKER_06 32:55

I'm Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

The Buzzkill. And we'll see you next time on JoJo on the go.

SPEAKER_05 33:04

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SPEAKER_04 33:18

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SPEAKER_01 33:26

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