The Cast Got Their Hair Did - Ep. 54

After turning 50, Jagger got a new do.... or is it a don't?!?

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Live from the holiday bulls in Spa Studios, presented by Pete Tonight Altuna. Jojo on the go.

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About waves in your body.

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Just joining us since we just started. We're talking about waves and Jagger's body and the waves that come off of his body.

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And how it must be affecting the entire internet and the entire world.

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Well, my gravitational pull is affecting the ATP. Thanks for joining us for this episode of Jojo on the Go. I'm Jojo. There's Jenna, and uh that's Jagger. If you can't tell the difference between the two, I can't help you. Um is this your thing, Jagger? I I've seen this in our promo. Of course it is. What is that? That's not some Illuminati signer or anything, is it? I don't want to be a part of your monster. Everybody. Hey, hey. Can't you just generate an AI me to host this from now on?

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I think we can do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Oh, you want to start now.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Oh we've been over that. We're drinking.

SPEAKER_04 1:14

Yeah. We make sure that we do these podcasts so early. Even I don't have a beverage in my hand.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

It's just it is just coffee and water for me.

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I haven't even had water yet. Which is bad.

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How do you wake up and not go have water?

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I have like three half-empty water bottles next to my bed along with my old man plethora of pills. Like my nightstand doesn't have room for anything else. Now I'm at that level where it's just like ones to drink out of two or to peep. My cholesterol medicine, my antidepressant, my three empty bottles of water, and some random wooden box with nothing in it. That's how glamorous my life is on T U, Jenna.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Yeah. Um I mean I wake up, my back hurts, so I guess I am getting older.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

Yes. All right. Welcome to the club.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Wow, also, don't my teeth look nice?

SPEAKER_03 2:04

No. No. Oh, okay. Because I went to the dentist. No, they're lovely. Pearly.

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It lasts like this for like two days, and then the coffee hits and they don't look as bright and shiny anymore.

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But I'm parched parched too. I don't get water either before we we record because I'm up at like 4 a.m. here in the panhandle of Florida, and I'm sneaking around the house just to get to the studio. So like I don't go to the kitchen. Like I'm quiet. I sleep in the uh in the guest room two nights a week.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Wait, so you I'm I'm I I I know this. I know this about your whole your fridge is right next to the wall that that your bed is on, but like pour a glass of water beforehand, or like can you pour it from like the bathroom sink? Like you're not that I would die.

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Like hold a bucket out the window.

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Anything.

SPEAKER_03 2:53

Yeah, I do. I mean, there we have a a a guest bathroom that I could drink tap water, I guess. Out of the toilet.

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I only drink out of my toilet.

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Sorry for that, Janet.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

I would also I would also appreciate a man on the street bit of that, uh, watching Jagger drink out of multiple people's toilets.

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My cat gets up on on the two back legs, puts his paws up on the birdbath, drinks out of it, and then looks over at me like, what are you gonna do about it, bitch? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm like, Why are you just trying to make sure there's no water for birds? Because you're proud of it. Yeah, I don't understand. Some days he just sits there and looks at the birdbath.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

Um bird flavored water. That's why it's drinking it.

SPEAKER_04 3:38

It's so disgusting. How is this cat still alive? Like what is this this this but I have to have a full blood workup done um in a day or two. You or the cat. And me. Oh. And and then this is one once a year thing just to make sure that the uh blood pressure and cholesterol and all the other medicines aren't killing me. Yeah, or I'm not killing me by accident. And purpose. I'm always a week before, like, all right, I'm gonna cut out all the fat, all the junk. I'm not gonna have any beer, I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna have water, I'm just gonna walk around with a jug of the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

That's not a realistic show.

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It's not a realistic so here we are, hours away from this blood test, full workup, that gives you all this bad news, and I haven't I haven't done anything to up my water intake whatsoever.

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Lovely.

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I did a real hospital for uh uh what I didn't know was a hernia that had moved into my um what do you call this shit? Screw intestines. Yeah, my screw. No, it moved into my intestines, so I'm like in the fetal position, so obviously I have to go to the hospital. And they put me on fluids, right? So I'm on fluids for like a day, okay? I'm getting water injected into me, okay? Okay. They come in and they're like, all right, um, you're still dehydrated. I'm like, what the hell? What am I, the sand man? Yeah, you're you are one of a kind. I got a five bags of water. Screwed. I'm thinking about going because our urgent cares now, all the rage, it's not just you go in if you banged your knee. They also have like, I have hangover, give me an uh IV hookup. That's why I'm thinking about going in there and getting a hydration IV just to like what have this blood test tell results that aren't true so I feel better about myself.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

I mean, that sounds like something you would do.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

So they had a whole drip salon yesterday. I was uh in Pensacola doing some work and walking around downtown, and I saw a sign that said, We have trizipatide. And I was like, I wonder how much it is here. So anything with z in it. Yeah, I walked that.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

You can get one on demand? Wow.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Yeah, theirs is way more than I get online for, so I wasn't about to do that. But then they had just all these lounge seats where with the IV poles just waiting for you to get that drip.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

I've gotten an IV before. Yeah, and it's it's cool. Like it it feels nice.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Wait, voluntarily? I'm like crying when they give me one on the ER.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Oh, yeah. No, I I can't look at the needle. Like when I get blood work or anything done, like I was going like this, but it was for like vitamin D and B12, and I was like, oh, I just want to feel it, like see if it gives me more energy. And it did for two weeks. Like it lasted a long time.

SPEAKER_03 6:09

I just want to see how the D feels.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

That's it. I just need more D in my life.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Oh my god. So I'm probably dying. And I'll you know, we'll give you an update in a couple episodes.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

Hopefully you'll give us money too when you die.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Well, an update is nice, money's better.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

I don't know if I have any money. Looking around like it's laying there. I don't know why I'm looking around for money either. Well, I'm not Janna, it's not gonna fall from the sky from my colonial roof. You haven't roof problems again? Jagger, you have a hut. Janna has the the colonial roof. Oh, I also planted pumpkins from the last episode. I just remembered. I know that the day has gone by or two since you asked what was in my garden.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Yeah, yeah. Um I this has been keeping you up at night.

SPEAKER_04 6:58

Yeah, I so I didn't really plan them. What I do every year, I learned that I can just take all my pumpkins, throw them in a pile, throw a bunch of dead leaves on top of them, and the next year I'll get a pumpkin patch. Which is funny because all the local places around here, as of when my wife shopped, had no jack-o'-lantern plants whatsoever. Like there's some pumpkin drought or I don't know what's going on, but I'll be sitting pretty when the rest of you are suffering without something to carve.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Well, I actually hate carving pumpkins. Fun fact, actually, I feel like this happens a lot on the show where I say I did something one time and it was when I lived in Pennsylvania with you. I carved a pumpkin for the first time with your family when I lived in Pennsylvania, and I never did it since until this past uh Halloween.

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If you're new to the pumpkin carving game, I know we're way off from Halloween, but don't buy that pumpkin carving kit at Walmart. Them knives ain't Oh my god, I know.

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So I was at my brother's house and I put it in, and all of a sudden I was like, I almost slid my wrists.

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Like what not only will they not do anything with a pumpkin, they will kill you. So you just go ahead and find the Jason Voorhees knife in the kitchen and get parental supervision.

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Yeah, for real. Honestly.

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I hate carving pumpkins too. One year I actually made a pretty sweet Frankenstein, but every other year it's just the eyes are a triangle and it's the weird head of this horseman mouth. And yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

So just to be clear though, there is a difference when you're planting jack-o'-lantern pumpkins versus ones that you can eat.

SPEAKER_04 8:30

Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. There's different kinds of pumpkins. I don't know. Well, you can roast the seeds. Yeah, you can roast the seeds. Um God, why do I know so much stupid shit?

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Yeah, I was gonna say there's a lot of pumpkin knowledge happening right now.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

So I want to move on from that to something like springboard. I'm gonna springboard here. Oh things you're supposed to enjoy, but don't. And we'll start off with carving pumpkins. I mean, apparently this is something that people like to do.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

I don't love dyeing eggs during I know we're talking holiday.

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That was next, that was step two.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Dyeing eggs to me is such a waste. Like it's so boring. Messy. I I'm not into it, and it's messy.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

Pain in the ass. I don't even think I liked it as a kid. I I think like the box looks so awesome, and it had all these like, hey, it comes with this, this, this, and you open the box, and everything it says it comes with is just like paper. It's not you know, well nowadays they even have like um you know what you could do?

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Almost like a salad spinner. You could put the eggs in there, and like then it's supposed to become tie-dye. But again, to me, I'm like, so what is the point of this? Like, then you leave them out for a few days as decor and then they're garbage? Like, that's not fun.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Jagger's internet, yeah. It's garbage.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 9:39

Yeah. Well, uh, you're supposed to eat the other thing. Are you doing a spooky effect? Is that on purpose or what?

SPEAKER_03 9:45

It's for the tradition of of of Halloween. No, I was told you got to move. The the the the treat of dyeing the eggs and then what? You get to eat them? Oh, thanks. A hard-boiled egg.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

I got my ass handed to me on the air once because I was like, it's once you dye an egg, it's gross to eat it. And everyone lost their minds on it.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

It's like you're putting artificial dyes onto it. Why I mean you're hiding them behind the eggs.

SPEAKER_04 10:11

I mean, the Easter bunnies hiding them behind the couch.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Oh, you're supposed to hide them too? See, I always did fake eggs. No, growing up, like we always did the plastic eggs where there was something in it.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

Oh my god. We had actual rabbits laying actual eggs. Ah they were Cadbury.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

Parents rented Peter Cottontail for the day.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

But to be clear, the the egg dye is food safe. It's food coloring. It's not Yeah, but it's gross.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

It is kind of weird.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Take it off the egg, the egg's blue.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

Yeah, it it does look gross, but it is edible. Yeah. Try uh eating one that you forgot about during the hunt and then find it like a week later.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

Yeah, see, that's also why I wouldn't hide like fake eggs, real eggs. Because that doesn't sound pleasant.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

No, it happens. I mean, it happened a lot back in the 70s and 80s when we ran wild, just hiding these real eggs, and you're expecting a four-year-old to find all seventy-five eggs that the Easter bunny hid, and then you realize in about a month or two that 13 of them were undiscovered, and now you can't find them in the house. Smells like somebody died in it. Right. Like Jagger just in the middle of the episode.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Absolutely. There you go. I'm trying to think of something else that I really like. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

No, it's good.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Okay. Well, I'm trying to think of something else that like we should like I first of all I hate to do.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Decorating the Christmas tree.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

No, I I please. That's fun. That's fun.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

Alright, well, taking down the decorations from the Christmas tree.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Who's supposed to like that?

SPEAKER_04 11:39

No. No, you know what? I don't like decorating the tree. It's too depressing decorating the tree. My tree's got all the ornaments made by my kids who are now in their uh twenties and you know, late teens, and I'm like putting up these ornaments with them when they're like four. It's it's too sad. I have to have a contractor do my tree decorating.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

Well, oh my god. So we started our podcast after Christmas um talk about sad for me. No, as some people do that all year long. Um, as we were decorating the tree, obviously, all of my ornaments, there were many, many like relationship ones, family ones, photos. And so I gave my nephew the task of like, hey, anything that you see you know who in, I need you to dispose of. Why? Well, he doesn't live here anymore. I so then I thought to like make it lighter, I was like, and do the same for bingo because bingo doesn't live here anymore because he had just died. They're both.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Now that should be the name of your book that you're writing. Bingo doesn't live here anymore.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Oh, that yeah, that's the title. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

I'd be like, what the hell is this about? I'm buying it.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Bingo is not my name, oh. What?

SPEAKER_04 12:51

But I did drive in a Waymo. That's a driverless car, Central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

Yeah. Yeah. You should be MM or something. Dr.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

Seuss or MC Hammer, either one. Could go either way.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Good stuff. So, what else are we supposed to enjoy that we don't? Let me see. Um, or vice versa, what are you not supposed to enjoy that you do?

SPEAKER_01 13:20

I mean, I know people complain about like cleaning your house. Like for me, I spent a good portion of my afternoon yesterday um and evening just doing it because it it feels good when it when it looks all clean and tidy after, and also it just like is a good stress reliever for me. I love triling.

SPEAKER_04 13:36

I have Triluna Royal Cleaning for that, so I don't need to fancy. Yeah, and you can be a king like me and get Trilunar Royal Cleaning if you call their phone number, which Jagger has in front of them right now. They do residential, they do businesses, and for Jagger, they do huts, you name it, they do it. Give them a call at 814-895-3038.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

And they have paid us to start this jingle. Tri Luna.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

Triluna. Yes. And shockingly, and they were more shocked than I was. Dominic came to me, the owner, and he goes, Hey, those mentions on your podcast are actually working for us. Oh, we're blown away that he got rid of it. Yes, advertising on something that people actually listen to.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

See, no one watches cable anymore. No one sees commercials.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Well, that's just the traditional forms of advertising just don't do what they used to. And so if you have irreverent people like us and with at least one person with terrible internet, you'll get a bigger reaction with your ads. Guy with terrible internet. Tell them about our new friend's pizza night. Pizza night in Altoona.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Oh, I just love pizza night. There's a lot of places that get a slice around town, but if you want that handcrafted dough, you want a house sauce that actually has some personality, you gotta head over to Beale Avenue. That's called Pizza Knight. They got pizza nights, mix and match deals. You can grab a medium one topping, or one of their 12-inch Italians for like seven bucks. Yeah, it's basically the cheat code for feeding yourself on a budget without eating like cardboard. Uh yeah, you can find them at 3329 Beal Avenue or jump on your phone, order them through Toaster DoorDash, or just give them a call the old-fashioned way, 814-943-7000. That's 814-943-7000 Pizza Knight. Pizza Knight.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Also, if you Google Pizza Night Altuna, there's an order button right there underneath. I don't know how they did that. I can barely get our webpage to show up on Google and we pay them hundreds of thousands of dollars, but whatever. Good for you, Pizza Knight, and your fancy body. Trying to watch a video on AOL in 1996 seeing Jagger's boss. I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

It is something.

SPEAKER_04 16:03

Oh, you'll want to get that fixed because coming up uh on the next episode, we have a mega superstar joining us, and I don't want to be embarrassed by you, Jagger, with this internet situation. I don't want to be idle.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

That would be rather unfortunate.

SPEAKER_04 16:16

I'll leave right in the middle of the interview. You'll see me go.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

No, you need to be the one to stay. I'll be the one kicked out.

SPEAKER_04 16:22

I'm not covering for you. If we do this, can I give like a little tease of like this is a Grammy Award winner?

SPEAKER_03 16:28

It is a Grammy Award winner. That's right. We're shooting we're shooting for the e-got of guests. So we're we're got a Grammy winner booked. We're now gonna need an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Tony winner. So's been to jail. So if you get that going. Yeah. Oh, wait, I'm here. So you got that one covered.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

I don't think that's part of the criteria for an e-got.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

Alan Heights, I think, has been to jail. That's pretty cool. If not, then he will be soon.

SPEAKER_04 16:52

It's a fun guest. Yeah. So uh coming up, uh Grammy Award winning guest on the Jojo on the Go podcast. Jagger did the booking on that one, which is why I would like his internet to work because he's excited for it.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Yes, we won't know till we know. Shame.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

His girlfriend's upstairs. Yeah. And we don't even have it upstairs, so that makes it even funnier.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

There's no upstairs nuts.

SPEAKER_03 17:18

What am I thinking? Right. She's up on the thatch roof.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Really, boy. Screw your desk, right. Shouldn't you have a raging sunburn by now living down in the panhandle there in Destin? I mean, no?

SPEAKER_03 17:30

You don't know. So the lighting, the lighting is deceiving, so I'm I'm I'm I'm workshopping the lighting. I my studio's a mess. So I can go a little softer if you like. We can we can get some little blue. Yeah, right there.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

I think mine has that too.

SPEAKER_04 17:48

That's probably good there.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

I just haven't messed with mine at all since a born.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Well, that's because you don't mess with perfection, Janna.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Why I do not.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

Janna, will you be topless when we interview our uh Grammy Award-winning guest? Would that be something that you would appreciate? Well, that sounds uncouth. No. I'll be topless this time. Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Perfect. Good.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

Wouldn't that be funny if he joins us and just sitting here with those shirt on?

SPEAKER_03 18:11

No. We'll be the top of the town, who knows who the guest is gonna be. Right. The word will spread and we won't book any other Grammy Award winners if we do that. Right. We gotta be professional for for a half hour.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

For a minute, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

I've given Jagger ten guests to book. He's ignored all of them, and he's just booked the Grammy winner.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

No, they're all they're all in the works. They're all in the works. This one has taken me months. Yeah, this has not been an overnight thing. It's been months and months of conversation, yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Is that because Michael Jackson's dead and it took a while to bring him back to life?

SPEAKER_03 18:49

That is give away the guests. Oh no. What are we gonna do now?

SPEAKER_04 18:54

No. Uh but it is uh very exciting episode coming up, and uh very excited to um do some research on the guests before they join us so I don't look like more of an idiot. Like New Year's. I'll probably give about three to five minutes of research time on that before we do that interview.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Okay, that'll be good.

SPEAKER_04 19:15

Better than your normal. Well, I I'm realizing I better be more prepared than I thought I needed to be because you're gonna cut out in the middle of it, and then Jan and I are gonna be left with the guests that you booked.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Listen, I can always pick up where someone leaves off. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

Jan will just talk about her colonial house available 20-minute books.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

I live in the Hamptons.

SPEAKER_04 19:34

Even this guy won't be able to relate to her lifestyle.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

It'll be a it'll probably be another Marianne from Brooklyn where he'll say, Long Island, ugh, that's not a borough.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

He's actually not from here. So it's nope.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

This guest is not from the tri-state area.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Though he has obviously traveled over here because, you know, going on tour, you're inevitably always in New York.

SPEAKER_04 19:56

It hasn't been on World the Drunk or anything, did you? Like this it's really a Grammy Award winner. It is really a Grammy Award winner. I am working on Jeff the Drunk team. Yeah, we're screwed.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

He he booked a robot.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

We're so screwed.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

That's what he did.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

I don't think we should be booking guests until we can get above DSL speed for Jagger. You got some DSLs.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Like we said, we're looking for sponsors. For what? Internet? To help us pay the bills.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

Yeah. I feel like somebody's I don't know. How much does your internet cost a month, Jagger? Honest question. Too much for this shit.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

He really does look like on one of those TV shows where you're like, do you want to date this man behind the curtain? Yeah. And they're all blurry beforehand, so you can't actually see them. It's like, you know what it is? It's looking at Jagger through beer goggles.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

Or a guy on Dateline giving a confessional that doesn't want to be recognized.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 20:57

I mean, we're just gonna have to make the best of what it is, so we've got to roll with it. Um that's a nice hat, too. Jenna didn't see what I saw before we started recording. Oh, Jagger went and did it, Jenna. Well, I did it. Yeah. Jenna done did it. Remember, we said he turned 50, so give up. Do it slowly. Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

I'm actually nervous right now.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

Here it comes.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Okay, okay. Take off party. It looks like that. Oh my god. I actually love it. You know, I always I think about this more than I probably should. When I look at men, I think about like under that hair, do you have a good head?

SPEAKER_03 21:33

Yeah, Kojack. I have the best head.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Clearly. God, that's you he he gives it, he's saying.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

Who do you remind me of? Just trying to figure this out here. Is it a wrestler? Is it Mr. Clean?

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Grimace.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

You wish. Oh, Lex Luthor. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

Yeah, it kind of works, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

Oh, have you seen the movie Becky with Kevin James? That movie. No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

I never heard of it.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Yeah, go Google it after this. You'll see that I look like the Kevin James serial killer version.

SPEAKER_04 22:16

Oh, great. Love it. Actually, yeah, Kevin James kind of has your look now. He did shave too, didn't he? Yeah. He's given up. He's got the full beard.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Maybe now that you shaved your head, maybe um Wrinkles the Clown will actually answer because you do look terrifying.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Can we place uh a call to Wrinkles? It's been a while. Wrinkles the Clown, Netflix special, the clown that will come and scare your kids of the city. Speaking of advertisement, I'll give him all the free advertising he wants in the hopes that one day he'll answer the phone.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

Just because it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

That'll be so terrifying when that day happens. Yeah, that's Wrinkles the Clown. Usually Jagger calls him, gives him a sassy message, and he doesn't pick up. But this could be the time he picks up. Let's see. Ladies and gentlemen, Wrinkles the Clown.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

Rink, it's Jagman here. Long time no see buddy. Hey, I was just thinking if I get some of your makeup tips. Uh I just got the head shaved here, so I'm looking to scare some kids myself. And if I just get a few tips from you, I'd love it. Give me a call back, brother. Uh looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a good one. Jagman.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Jagman's here. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

Oh, I just see Wrinkles stumbling out with a cigarette, just getting out of bed, kicking some empty beer cans around, listening to his voicemail. Hey, it's Jagman.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

I mean, what I don't understand is how is he doing so much that he's never once called you back?

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Right. Or is he just looking at the case?

SPEAKER_01 24:17

You leave entertaining voicemails. Like you would think that he's somewhat intrigued.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

Is your number blocked? Does it show up when you call people?

SPEAKER_01 24:25

Well, I don't answer when he calls, so yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_04 24:30

Can Jagger hear me?

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Nope.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

I can now.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

I think your internet's cursed by Wrinkles the Clown. I think so. I think that uh calling Wrinkles is not doing me any favors.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 24:41

No, and it's all gonna come back to bite you in the ass one day eventually. Don't worry about it. And that'll be the second uh Wrinkles documentary on Netflix. All right. Let's wrap this up. We got uh more fun coming up, future episodes with big plans coming your way. Thank you so much. If you're a local business, uh local to Long Island or New York or Florida or Pennsylvania, and you would like to sponsor the podcast, go to JojoWorldwide.com. Clearly, we have everything you need here to bring you new customers and new business. I mean, what else could you want? It's all here. So JojoWorldwide.com, thank you to our subscribers, thank you to our sponsors, and until next time, A Wrinkles to You.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

Do you remember what movie that's from?

SPEAKER_04 25:28

What?

SPEAKER_01 25:29

From the hangover.

SPEAKER_05 25:35

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SPEAKER_00 25:57

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