The Cast Gets Slayed - Ep. 44

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SPEAKER_06 0:04

Live from the holiday pools in Spark Studios, presented by Pete Tonight Altuna. Jojo on the go.

SPEAKER_05 0:18

That was it for the kid. That's great.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Yeah, I mean that that is, listen, one of the biggest benefits of working from home, right? Whether it's the podcast or um you know a corporate job is like having that flexibility of knowing that you can get up with your kid. You good?

SPEAKER_05 0:40

Yes. Um remotely, the Red Cross doesn't require I leave at all. Jagger, you do leave, don't you?

SPEAKER_03 0:45

Yeah, I gotta be on the road several days a week. Yeah, I'm a salesman, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 0:49

So am I. Just sit here though.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Love you.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

They have to see this beautiful face in order to buy anything. To close the deal. Like hearing on the phone.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

That's the deal breaker right there. It's like, yeah, but if we send over Sophia Vargaro, we wouldn't take it, but Jagger's here.

SPEAKER_05 1:06

That's right. You want to close a deal, you send over Sidney Sweeney, I'll sign anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Oh, you know what's so funny? So um this weekend, right? We're we're at the end of the week. Happy Friday. And uh Devil Wears Prada 2 comes out today.

SPEAKER_05 1:21

Two? I don't know. They make one.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

They did make one, like, was it 20 years ago already?

SPEAKER_05 1:26

Yeah, I said, why?

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Oh, be it was phenomenal. And so I'm so excited for this. So uh my mom was like, Oh, do you want to go this weekend? Because you know, hey, no friends. Um, so I was like, Yeah, I'll go. Like, it's fine. I really love the movie. I was gonna go anyway. And then so she was like, Well, let me ask your dad if he wants to go. And I said, He doesn't. Like, that's that's a fair assumption. And he goes, I wouldn't see it anyway, because Sini Sydney Sweeney was in it, and they cut her out of the whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Oh, the hell with them.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Apparently, it was political, so I was like, Yeah, let it go.

SPEAKER_05 1:54

Oh, it's always political. I this season of oh, by the way, welcome to the Jojo on the go podcast. We just, you know, we're here and we're doing it. Yeah. Thank you just dropping in on us. Welcome to this episode, T G I F um. I do watch Euphoria, and so I've been watching the newest season and I'm under the impression that uh I'm not always gonna say this wrong, Zendaya.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

No, that's right. That's right. Zendaya, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

Yeah, Zendaya. But I I don't think she gets along with Sydney Sweeney based on political reasons.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Uh I can I can probably attest to that just based on what my dad told me, the reason why Sydney Sweeney was taken out, it feels like she is the opposite of the majority of Hollywood, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

Well, here's a thing. I don't know how to do it. I think Sydney is easily triggered.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Well, yeah. I don't care about any of that crap, but people don't I know you don't, Janet.

SPEAKER_05 2:47

But like you go back to Sydney and the remember she put on the jeans, and it's like I've got good jeans, and I'm like, oh, she's racist.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

What?

SPEAKER_05 2:54

I didn't I didn't get that.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Wait, really? That was that was the um the drama. She's saying she's superior because she's blonde and white. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, really? I've heard that.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Yeah, because they took jeans, G E A, N.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Oh, that's really looking into. But even if she says that, like, oh, I've got good jeans, like everybody like jokingly says that. That why is that an indictment against someone else?

SPEAKER_03 3:17

I definitely don't. Well, I think I lost that lottery.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:23

No, I'm on Team Sydney, not just because she's freaking smoking hot. Because I find her very intelligent.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

I couldn't I couldn't put Sydney Sweeney out of a lineup. I have no idea who she is.

SPEAKER_05 3:34

Are you out of your mind? All right, but yeah, we're putting her out. Look at this. Look at this bombshell. Oh look at that.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

I think she's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

So a lot if she wears too much blue eye shadow. She's beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

I think she's pretty. Um, and that's all I gotta say about that. But anyway, yeah, no one's a movie.

SPEAKER_05 3:52

I don't know if I'd have a very interesting, lengthy conversation with her or a lengthy annual. Or she you nor she me. Right. Nor would she even look at me twice. Yeah, don't usually married, so that's really of no concern of mine. I've just heard about this Sydney Sweeney. I can only imagine what she looks like. Well, I'm sure Goopy has a hall pass ready for you.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Yeah, right. That's what I was gonna say. I'm like, it's a hall pass at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_05 4:14

Oh, I think I actually in my wife's cool. I think I think I could get a Sydney Sweeney hall pass. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Do your partners believe in hall passes? Because some don't at all. As like I remember my ex-husband was so anti, he was like, I would talk about Leonardo DiCaprio in any capacity, and he would get so offended. And I just sometimes had to say, He's stupid.

SPEAKER_05 4:33

Do you think that wasn't your first warning?

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Do you really think that this is a possibility? You're like, I had to bring him back down, and he would still get mad about it.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Like, oh in Janna's in Jana's world, you're you're gallivanting about the globe. You could end up on that boat with uh DiCaprio some point.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

I think I'm above his age limit at this point.

SPEAKER_05 4:52

Listen, oh, that's I think it's pretty clear. My wife knows I'm not watching euphoria for the storyline. I I'm not even really I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

I mean, I can't even relate to it anymore, and I'm closer to their age than you. Once you leave high school, it becomes next level.

SPEAKER_05 5:06

It's a definition of jump the shark, but Sydney Sweeney is just like a magnet, and that's why I watch it. I'm sure my wife's sitting there like this old pervert, like whatever.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

I mean, accurate. But also, you gotta say, I think she's beautiful, right? A lot of actresses are, but there's something about having a presence, right? I think that's what creates a star, um, whether it be in TV, in whatever. Like, even when you're at the store or if you're on a soccer field and you just gravitate towards someone, it's because they have a presence.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

And I do definitely see that Sydney Sweeney has a presence and she's got some pretty big And she definitely can't be accused of trying too hard because whenever you see her, whether it's acting or an interview, she's like See, maybe I'm different, but that's up here, so no one's ever seeing it.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

I normally just lust after actresses that are my own age. So like I'm like Arthur. Well, not quite that, but like Laura Linny. I'll see Laura Linny. I'll be like, oh, she's hot. Yeah. Who?

SPEAKER_01 6:09

See, I think she's I think she's pretty. I'm more of a Julia Roberts gal. Um she's my she's my go-to.

SPEAKER_03 6:16

But uh that snooty bitch. That's because you have that prostitute prostitute fantasy. Pretty woman.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

I I actually I'm gonna I'm gonna post it on uh a Throwback Thursday one of these days. I dressed up as Vivian for Halloween, like back when I worked at Sirius XM, and I actually named my former car Vivian because I was so into pretty woman. I love that movie. It's a classic.

SPEAKER_05 6:37

Oh, geez, I actually dressed up like Blanche from The Golden Girls.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Did you have a Richard Gere counterpart? I didn't take it off.

SPEAKER_01 6:43

No, I did not.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

Oh, you're a pretty woman alone. You have a hamster.

SPEAKER_05 6:47

Look it up, kids.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Gross.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

What do you got there? Some shiitakis? Oh.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

Oh, look, it's one of my boat friends. That's exactly what he looks like. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 6:57

This is like the Titanic. There's no room for you on it.

SPEAKER_05 7:01

See, Jagger got me so jealous when he said he had boat friends, I went out and got my own. So wow. No, it's just an old guy that's sleeping, but he's oh here he there he goes. Hey, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

Is this the old man in the sea?

SPEAKER_05 7:12

Yeah, and he's got a umbrella.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Oh, he has a dog with him. That's cute. And a pipe, and he's sleeping, and that's gonna go great.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Could be dead.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

He'll go overboard real quick.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

I would say I have dog friends, but they're family, so I do have grand dogs, but then I get to babysit every now and then.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Oh, you old, you got granddogs.

SPEAKER_05 7:29

Yeah, I think you should incorporate puppets onto the show. Now that I'm thinking about it, good, you do it. Yeah, some of those. I have to make them. Remember back in the day in like kindergarten, you got like a little tiny brown paper bag and you had to make a stupid puppet.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Hello.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

Let's do that. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 7:45

That's that's actually something that I I think about a lot. And again, keep in mind, my my kid is here.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

You think about a brown paper bag a lot.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

I talk about this with my mom friends. Obviously, these kids come home with projects every single day, right? And not even just projects, it's just like random pictures they drew. So, like, obviously, if something is fantastic or if she writes my name on it, you know, I'm gonna keep it. And I always praise her when she comes home with something. Oh my god, this is great. But like, how long? And this has been a while for you guys since you've had to deal with this because you all know where you're going. But how long do you hold on to it until you're not paying attention? Right. So my friend, she'll hoard it all and she feels so guilty. And I'm like, no, no, no. I do like a 24-hour thing. Even though I do that with like little toys she gets from birthday parties. If she doesn't ask for it in 24 hours, like it's gotta go.

SPEAKER_05 8:32

Yeah, we got a box of the stuff that made it. It's in the laundry room.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Um, if I opened it, right? Yeah, sentimental. Yeah. Yeah. I understand that. Yeah, but like that's all I feel like that's all you need is like one contained space. So for me, I have pictures like even that she'll make uh, you know, the handprints on. But then next year, when she makes the next handprints, then I get rid of the smaller ones.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Can I give you some parental advice, Jana? Please. We have too much shit in our fridge, even without kids. Hang hang on to that stuff because you're gonna need it one day to cry over when they no longer have to you.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

Yeah, so when you have empty nests and you really want it to kick in, you can go through that box in the silence of your empty mausoleum.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

You know what? That's a really good point because I'm waiting for the day that my lobotomy kicks in and I can forget all the other shit in my life.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

So at least I'll have only Janna's lobotomy takes time to kick in.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

So at least I'll have the physical memories to cry over. I don't want to cry over the actual memories now.

SPEAKER_05 9:27

Speaking of crying, next week, my oldest son, a kid who's been through so much, nine major surgeries on his feet just so he could walk. He was born being put into casts. God forbid he had a leak in his diaper. He had to go right back to the doctor as an infant, get these casts. Sewn awful. He screamed as an infant. New cast put on. This was like a weekly thing, nine major surgeries. One of them was completely botched and screwed things up even worse. Uh, this kid is overcome so much. I hope you watch this after I'm dead, son.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

And yeah, put this in your bed.

SPEAKER_05 10:08

Put it in your bed. So proud. Yeah, Jagger, you always tell us to mark the promos. This isn't promo, this is eulogy. So um he's graduating without any help, really, uh, from Penn State uh next week, and he did it all on his own, and not only that, he has been hired by the company that he interned for last summer to work full-time developing the thing that's going to destroy us all. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Oh man. My son is now an AI developer.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Oh, blame him for everything.

SPEAKER_05 10:45

AI and advancing technologies. And I'm not gonna say what his salary is. Um it's more than yours.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

It's yeah. Well, it's so nice he's taken after his dad.

SPEAKER_05 10:57

How so is he taken after me? All I did was take. Oh, his real dad, gotcha, yes. There we go.

SPEAKER_03 11:07

I couldn't let you get through it to be so serious.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Um, so Facebook, who's constantly spying on me, in addition to showing me all the great classes I can take from the American Red Cross, like my news feed is like, hey, do you want to learn CPR? I'm like, that's what I sign people up for, you nosy bastard. Um, it's showing me these commercials of like, uh, is your son emotionally closed off? Have you wanted to give your son a special gift? And it's like this coin that's like, son, I know that you've gone through hard times, but I want you to know I'm gonna always be here with you. And the dad gives it to his son and he starts crying. And the son starts crying, and I start crying, and I'm like, I should get one of those. But knowing my kid, he would be like, the hell is this?

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Yeah, I'm not very sentimental like that. Uh, but I do appreciate it.

SPEAKER_05 11:59

It would be like Jenna's reaction, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

Yeah, no, like I couldn't even do like a typical father-daughter dance at my wedding. Like, I had to actually choreograph like a booty pop and dance to be funny over everything, and uh, it was a hoot. But like, I just I I I'm not affectionate like that. And you know, unless it's like either my kid or like my partner, me, I I'm not really big on like the affection. I'll give it to you another way.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

What are you doing for the graduation gift? Is that the Canada trip?

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Yeah, yes, I'm suffering going to Canada.

SPEAKER_05 12:30

That's that's his gift. He, my son loves Niagara Falls, he loves both sides, but he loves the Canada side. I mean, so I've got I've never been to either side. I'd never really it it wasn't on my bucket list, but it's a place that he loves. So we're going to his graduation, and then we're trying to get my dog and my daughter, who I share custody with across the border. She needs special notarized notes so she doesn't end up on Canadian Amber Alert or whatever, even though she's 17. Um, and we're going to spend a couple of days, because one day is just never enough, I guess, at Niagara Falls. And somebody called me because something had to be notarized for her to get across. And they're like, What hotel? And we said, Oh, we're we're gonna be at um Falls View. And they said, That's cool. Which one of the 75 Falls View hotels will you be at?

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Oh, yeah, because they're everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

I'm like, what? They're all called Falls View?

SPEAKER_01 13:33

It's like the sphere, it's the sphere of Niagara Falls. There's hotels everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 13:37

Yeah. I didn't really so I look it up, and there's sure enough, there's like a like a dozen Falls view, and they're all different brands, like Hilton or Sharon or whatever, like Marriott. Okay. So I think we have a view, so I don't see why we really need to leave the room in the first place and get all wet and misty.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

No, you gotta do it for the experience.

SPEAKER_05 13:57

The one there's two things I'm interested in on this on this trip. First of all, I'm very proud of you, son. You'll never see this probably for 50 years, but just know I've always strictly because he doesn't want to. I know you would have preferred sixty thousand dollars to help with that Penn State education as opposed to the weird coin I gave you.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Sixty thousand dollars a year. Let's make that clear.

SPEAKER_05 14:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:22

And he did it all on his own.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

That's incredible.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

I mean, the kid sure, he he took out a loan or two, but he also like, you know, he worked at Walmart full time in the summer shopping groceries, and he just he's scrapped.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Yeah, he's the epitome of hard working. You know, that's I feel like that's missing a lot of the times in college. Like I do, I was the same way. I was either doing an internship or working when I was in school because when you have the loan, you know you got to pay it off eventually. And obviously, I appreciate everybody wanting to party, and I had my fair share of that too. But like there really is something to say for a college kid who can have that kind of mindset to still be responsible. So yes.

SPEAKER_05 15:00

Well, radio made millions off of us and gave us pennies in return. Right. Um, I wasn't in the position to help as much as I wanted to, or perhaps should have, depending on how you feel about funding your kids' continuing education. But I would proudly say he's going to pay all the attention because he's paying all of the money. Right. You've seen the movies Van Wilder, uh, name any movie where you know the rich parents pay for the college and the kid goes to college for 12 years just to have professional parties. Totally. You know, and I wouldn't want my kid to have any fun like that. So I just had him focus. Look, he hit the grindstone, he's graduating, he's going straight to a full-time job. Great job, Jacob. You did it, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

And I know exactly what you're feeling right now because it is very humbling. My kid's going through a similar thing where he called me the other day, and uh he's been in college for a while, and I I feel the same way as you I did not help as much financially as I had hoped I would be able to. And he's working his way through. And he called me the other day, and um he might be going to get his his doctorate. He might be going after the PhD.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Um Hawaii, I know. Tell him.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Hawaii, damn.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

That's really incredible, Jagger. That's a PhD. Yeah. So his girlfriend uh fiance now uh is has her PhD. So she's she's a doctor, she has her doctorate, and uh he's going for his as well, I think. So um kudos to the young folks that are doing it.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Now it's one of those things though, and obviously, if you have the means, you want to help your kid as much as possible. But I know for my parents, their thing was like, hey, we're gonna help you as much as possible in your initial four years. You choose to do the grad school, the doctorate afterwards, you're kind of on your own, and it kind of makes sense, you know. Like some people until 26, you you stay on your parents' health insurance and this and that, or you're living at your parents' house, they want to help you as much as they can. But like, I don't think you necessarily expect for your parents to be paying for all the. Oh, please. Yeah, there were three of us. Actually, one dropped out a college.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

They just they liked you the least, so they didn't pay for your college.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

That's for sure. Well, after this past week, now I'm definitely on the shit list. But but it's okay because they're on mine too.

SPEAKER_05 17:19

So uh is one of the few people I know that could end up having a shitty time in Vegas.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

I didn't have a shitty time. I had shitty moments, okay?

SPEAKER_05 17:28

Yeah. You know what? I take that back. By the end of anyone's trip to Vegas, usually the last day is pretty shitty.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Honestly, that was that was the best day for me because I was leaving, but then we were delayed and we were on the plane. It was one of those where they had to do the full reset, and you're like, oh my god, are we gonna have to deplane? And then you get home late because again, now you're going against the clock. You're going forward.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Stuck in Colorado and pay for the direct flight.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

That's never fun. No, I it was direct. But uh you get cheaper.

SPEAKER_05 17:55

Whoa, Lottie Doss. Some of us don't need to stop in Colorado.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Okay, you could get cheap flights to Vegas now because I mean always because they want you to pay more when you're there.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Did you get the first class seat on the way home? I know you talked about that.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

So I got comfort. I got comfort.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

What's comfort?

SPEAKER_01 18:12

It's the first chance. It's the first row behind first class.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

Oh, gosh. Your parents are just looking back at you like you were poor.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_05 18:22

Comfort. Because there's an extra two inches of leg room.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

That's really what it comes down to. Yeah, you know what it is? Actually, the comfort first row pisses me off because it's like, yeah, you're getting a few extra inches of of room, but you know what? You're not getting space under your seat to put your bag, so everything you need has to go up there.

unknown 18:38

Right.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

And you're no trade table either, right?

SPEAKER_01 18:40

No trade table. Uh the TV is super far away, the outlet never works. Um first world problems for sure.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

No comfort for you.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

But it is funny. I you know how we all complain about like airlines, like, oh my God, delay. Like they charge this much and there's a delay, or oh my god, they charge this much and we don't get beverages because it was turbulent. It's like uh, you know, yeah, Jennifer Cool is annoying.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

Janna, the type that wants a refund for turbulence, too. You know she is.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

It was a little rocky. Oh my god. Yeah, you guys could have avoided that.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

I was so uncomfortable. I was passing.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

You should have taken a lift. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 19:16

But you're in the comfort row.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

I had to pop three Zaddax.

SPEAKER_05 19:20

I'm not ignoring you guys. I'm trying to look something up here because uh my daughter's been booked on a flight to come up here from from Florida to go on this Canadian excursion with us. Yeah. You want me to give her a lift?

SPEAKER_03 19:30

I'll pick her up.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

We got the drive up here?

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Yeah, it'll be fun. We have a lot to talk about. The plane ticket was real catching up to do.

SPEAKER_05 19:45

So I get a copy of the plane ticket, yeah, and I'm like, wow, that's a really great price. Which airline is this? What the fuck? Oh no is that?

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

So I don't know if you guys have heard of this airline. Perhaps it's a regional thing. But it's called Al Jazeera? Yeah, how'd you know? No. It's called Breeze. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Oh yeah, yeah. I heard it's decent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

It's decent, isn't that like the reincarnation of spirit? Kinda, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

No, but I yeah, I heard it's a better spirit, right?

SPEAKER_03 20:17

A little bit. Yes. So, and they're doing a lot of direct flights now. So, like you can hop from Pensacola to Orlando for like $75.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

What a bug. Yeah, that's how much she's flying up here to uh Pennsylvania for.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Oh, that's pretty good. It's like there it is.

SPEAKER_05 20:36

Breeze. Breeze.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

Yeah, they were all right. Why do you have 823 unread emails? Oh my god, are you are you guys those people that don't check your emails or text messages? Like, if you look at mine, mine are zeroed out all the time.

SPEAKER_05 20:55

Well, yeah, but see, last episode you said that I was doing too much, and I need to kind of dial it back, so I just started ignoring everything coming to us.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

Yeah, he had 800 in the last day or two.

SPEAKER_05 21:07

I just I turned down 800 gigs in the last 48 hours because Jenna told me I was doing too much. You're doing too much, you're gonna hurt yourself.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

You're doing too much.

SPEAKER_05 21:16

That's how Janna talks when no one's looking.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 21:19

Yep. Well, I just gonna have that party on May 8th.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Oh, yeah. We're having a big party on May 8th in Pensacola. Nice. It's gonna be at Jeannie's coffee shop. We're gonna be doing 90s music bingo, so that's gonna be fun. Uh it is a private musical. 90s what? 90s music bingo. Uh what the f is that? 1990s, not 1890, sir. I'm out. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have a good time. Jagger's private panhandle party. And it looks like it.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Jagger's trying to work in a plug here. I no, please proceed. Don't worry about me.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

Sorry, Jagger. I didn't get any of that. May 8th, your private panhandle party.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Reset that. Private Panhandle Party, Jeannie's Coffee Shop, Pensacola, 7 PM. Um, you can get on the invite list. It's invite only for for a very specific reason, but it's not exclusive. You can get on the invite list, yes. So uh it is clothing optional. We're gonna use bingo daubers in a very unique way uh for 90s Music Bingo. So it's gonna be fun. That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

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SPEAKER_03 23:04

Can they clean consciences or no? I've tried and no.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

They're still scrubbing it out of his uh ear hole.

SPEAKER_05 23:12

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SPEAKER_03 23:30

We love pizza night. You know, we talk a lot about the hidden gems.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Is that the script? We love it.

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Hey, listen, Mr. Interruptor. We're talking about hidden gems on this show right here. One of them is Triluna Cleaning, the other is Pizza Knight. And the there's the where are you guys at? Blair County?

unknown 23:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

That's where you find them on Beale Avenue, right?

SPEAKER_05 23:49

Just because you're in Florida doesn't mean you don't get to know what county I'm in.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Blair County, Beale Avenue. What county's Shannon in? A Suffolk?

SPEAKER_05 23:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:57

Damn, he's good. Go ahead. There's only two in Long Island. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 24:00

It makes it easy. There's no pizza nights in Long Island yet. No.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

Not yet. But in Blair County, you can get that Sicilian Thursday special, and uh I'll tell you what, it does not disappoint. Friday. Yeah, I'm getting you ready for next week. We're talking about a massive Sicilian pie for under 20 bucks. You can go all out with unlimited toppings for just $21.99. But you know what's going to actually blow you away? Oh. They're garlic parm pepperoni balls, if you haven't had these yet.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

Oh my God, dude, they are awesome.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

How do you put your blowing balls in the same sentence? Come on now.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

It's not me. Pizza night. They're these little bites of heaven you can get by the dozen, and they're uh perfect side if you're grabbing one of those $6.99 mix and match deals.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

So he manages to disgust people and make them hungry at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

It really is a talent. Last episode we were talking about irony. I mean, this guy's a walk-in irony.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

If you don't want to wait till next Thursday, they also got Taco Tuesday. You can be a Taco Tuesday fanatic. Oh, I love that. They've got a solid night steak and cheese sub that'll get you through any workday, any day of the week.

SPEAKER_05 24:57

And they are a presenting sponsor of this program. They have gone all in with us, and we are happy to support them back. And uh these guys, these folks, work hard. Give them a try. They're on Beale Avenue in Al Tuna. It's whether it's lunchtime or dinner time or any time. Make it a pizza night. Call 814-943-7000. 814-943-7000. Make sure you say something like, Oh my god, I didn't even know you existed until I heard JoJo on the Ghost podcast with Jenna and Jagger.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Hey, we heard about your delicious balls. I didn't even know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

You know what? That's what they should put up in in the storefront is they should put a poster of us and say, I heard about your balls. Pizza night.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

Sauce so good. You'll want to dip your balls in. Don't like how well you did that sound.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

Yeah. No. I I've got a lot of.

SPEAKER_05 25:53

I've sauced a few balls. What do you have in your head? A do-rag? Maybe? What do you have on yours? So as I was walking my dog the other day, one of my neighbors, the one with the pool, who's obviously my best friend, um learned someone with a boat. Pool unrelated. He's driving by in his in his in his work truck, and he's like, hey, what's going on? And we're talking about the neighborhood and uh how we can make it a better place to live for everybody, obviously. And he's he's like, yeah, on this passenger seat, almost as if he was ready to come across me, because my I guess patterns are so predictable. He lifts this hat. He's like, looking for a hat? I'm like, yeah, I'm always looking for a hat. So thank you.

unknown 26:34

Wait.

SPEAKER_05 26:37

Huh? No, that's suckers brand. No, I had to rip the tags off and everything. It's like that's what I mean. It's like it was waiting for me. Oh, that was very kind.

SPEAKER_03 26:44

Are we advertising his business? What is it? I wish I knew.

SPEAKER_05 26:47

Whatever this is. Oh, okay. That's you should go there. I don't even know if that's his business. I don't know if he has a lot of things. It doesn't look like his truck. I don't know what I'm wearing. It looks like wearing some Illuminati the worst QR code ever.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

That's what we need. We just need a Jojo on the go QR code hat.

SPEAKER_05 27:06

I just realized I could be wearing like some cult I don't know what this is.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Yeah, you should probably research things before you do it.

SPEAKER_05 27:12

Oh God, why would I want to do that? Yeah, right. Yeah. Like you know, I started a business. You think I researched that? No. I don't know. I just I just started it. Got an LLC. Now I'm in over my head. I'm way overbooked. I don't sleep. I don't have any days off. And I work full time for the Red Cross.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

I'm overbooked and I'm under budget, damn it. Courage is fear in action.

SPEAKER_05 27:34

Let me tell you something. They ain't never shutting these lights off. I don't care. I'll never sleep. They can keep raising that bill. Penelec, I see you. I see you.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Yeah, the bills keep going.

SPEAKER_05 27:43

You're like, your actual I'm telling you, Jagger, my bill comes from Penelec. And it says, you owe us $387. And then underneath it goes, your actual bill's $212. But we want $300. I'm like, what? Why? Because of fees or because you owe from last month? Because I made the mistake of going on the budget plan. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

So it it always You know, my heat went the same way. Obviously, we know, not Jagger, that we had a rough winter, right? Yeah. So my heat budget was like $169 or whatever. Cool, solid, good.

SPEAKER_05 28:18

It was it was chilly here. Damn, that's a good price.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

Yeah, is it? Okay, well now it's bumped to two. I'm spending almost $400. Oh, but I thought you were talking electric. But I'm using gas. This is gas. Oh, yeah, gas won't fit in. It's separate. Yeah. So now my gas is now my gas is two eight, two twenty-eight.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

Outrageous.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

And so that budget is like the budget is good until then it fluctuates and then it goes really high and then really low. So you're never like feeling great about it.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

Yeah, and I need gas for the heat in the winter up here in Pennsylvania. We love our national gas. Ignore the house explosions. They're unfortunate.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

So the the logo on your hat is really just a it's not his business. That doesn't look like it's just a catch-surf logo. It's just a surfing logo. I I enjoy it though.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

If he has an extra, send it my way.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Well, I'm just wondering, what's the motivation?

SPEAKER_05 29:03

Like we're here having a deep conversation about natural gas, and Degger's looking up my hat logo. Yeah, I'm worried about you.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

In his defense, you do the exact same thing, so I guess you're rubbing off on him. Yeah. Well, I'm worried about your balls are rubbing together.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

I'm worried about your well-being because if you're if your neighbor is just giving you a hat that has no real purpose or meaning for them, what what's going on here? Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Now see, no, no, no, no, no. Now see, now I got opinions. Because to me Oh, now you have opinions.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

Now you want to see that.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

No, because I used to live with someone who was always under the impression of like, do not let a neighbor do something for us because then we do that.

SPEAKER_05 29:45

Then we hey neighbors, do everything for them.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Then we owe it to them. That was the mindset. Whereas, like, for me, my mindset is, well, if I'm taking in someone's garbage, I'm doing it because I'm being kind. I'm not doing something to expect something in return. He might have just had an extra hat and said, Hey, I noticed you always wear hats. I don't know. I got questions too, and I'd like to know if he has another because I think that's a nice hat. You want one of these? I think it's cute. I like it.

SPEAKER_05 30:10

I can make it happen, maybe. Okay, but what else? Unless Jagger's writing just got a microphone.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

My point is, so Jagger, do you do you have this like expectation that if someone gives you something, like you immediately look at like what is their motive? And now, like, do you have to do something bad?

SPEAKER_05 30:24

Absolutely nothing for my neighbors.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

So if it's a stranger, like a neighbor you don't know, then yeah, I do question that motive a little bit because uh originally I'm like, okay, that's his business. He wants to get a free plug on the air, fine. But to just he went to a surf shop and said, Hey, I think Jojo might like it. You think he went to a surf shop and bought this just for me? I wonder.

SPEAKER_05 30:44

Why would he correlate me with surfing? Oh, maybe he regifted it. Okay, maybe it's a regift. It's not Sydney Sweeney's bosom.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

I'm not saying that we should be naive. I do agree. If someone that lives like down the block from you that you've never seen randomly comes up to you and is like, hey, would you like me to start mowing your lawn like for you? Absolutely no cost, I would have questions. But until they But I'll take it. Until they come out and actually like act uncomfortable or ask you for something, like, I don't think we need to presume that we need to then go return a favor or something. Why can't we all just be kind isn't the word neighbor because we should be neighborly?

SPEAKER_05 31:20

I don't know. Ask Mr. Rogers.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

Hey, I notice you wear hats.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

I happen to have one.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

Could be creepy.

SPEAKER_05 31:26

In the summer. I'm the garden guy. So I'm the guy who's dropping off uh bags of cucumbers, tomatoes, and all kinds of stuff in my garden at the neighbor's.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

So you are doing stuff then for them.

SPEAKER_05 31:37

Yeah. Some of them have never acknowledged it. I'm not sure they appreciate it or want it. Um right in the trash. Others do. But the neighbor who gave me this, Jesse, he's got the pool. And you know, we we don't hang out all the time. Uh we we talk. Obviously, we're friendly. Okay. But he trusts me enough where he works all day, and if I want, I can just walk across the street and get in his pool. Granted, he has 25 cameras on me at all times to make sure that I don't do anything. Uh, and law enforcement lives behind him. So could be safe. But I mean, that's a really nice gesture. I don't think that I would say to somebody, go ahead and use my hot tub when I'm not home.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

I'm just worried there's gonna be a a bunny in a boiling pot of water on your stove when you get home someday. Well, that would be for my cat.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

But see, it's why cross that bridge when you get there. Why do we need to get into projection area?

SPEAKER_05 32:29

Wait, how why did you turn my neighbor into Sharon Stone and Basic Instinct? Well, do they look alike?

SPEAKER_03 32:36

If the legs fit. Is Jesse a listener? Does he listen to the show, subscriber? He's a subscriber. Okay. I think we have to.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Hey, Jesse's sympathy subscriber.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Take everything back I said, Jesse. You're awesome, dude.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

I appreciate your kind gesture.

SPEAKER_05 32:51

Yes. I love you, your family, and your pool, and your well-manicured yard and landscaping. I think you've done a wonderful job since moving into the neighborhood. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

And if you would like to gift uh Janet and OI something as well, uh Jojo can make sure.

SPEAKER_05 33:06

I just think it's a nice hat.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

I love it.

SPEAKER_05 33:08

I mean, I thought hats must really suck.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Honestly, if he knows how to landscape, I I really just want some tips because now I just got a lawnmower and I need to figure out how to do it myself.

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Oh, yeah, he can do anything. Yeah, he um he does equipment rental. Anybody need a bulldozer? Backhoe. We got you.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

Oh, I can love a backhoe. Got it. But you do need a bulldozer.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

I think I am the backhoe.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

It's five o'clock somewhere. You've had that a long time.

SPEAKER_05 33:36

You remember?

SPEAKER_01 33:37

Did you get me this? I might have. I mean, if there's any logo. If there's anything that I think speaks to you, a quote, it's that.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

That's why it's on the desk.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

You need it's the only thing that gets you through the day.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

7 30 a.m. Don't you mean beer 30? Come on. Come on. And you know that's that sign's only correct one minute out of every hour.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Well, no, it's always five o'clock somewhere. No, it's not. Don't you get the title? No.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

I mean, it's it's not though. It it is if you if you just like look at time zones, it actually doesn't make sense. But honestly, so clever that it was thought of because like the concept is there. The concept's there. Yeah. But did you ever listen to the lyrics?

SPEAKER_04 34:18

No.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Not really. I'm here, I'm there for the vibes. I just want the the sound.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

And I'm totally ripping this off from Dusty Rhodes before anybody accuses me of stealing um material, but I think it is valid to dissect the lyrics of it's five o'clock somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

No, are you talking about the American dream, Dusty Rhodes, the wrestler?

SPEAKER_05 34:40

No, I'm talking about the comedian. Oh. And it's not Dusty Rhodes' Dusty Slag. Sorry. Okay, well, that's a big difference.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

I was like, wow, two of them? Shut the f up.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Let me tell you something, brother.

SPEAKER_05 34:52

Kings and queens. The sun is hot, and that old clock is moving slow. Okay. And so am I. The workday passes like molasses in wintertime. Hey, but it's July. Oh. I'm getting paid by the hour and older by the minute. My boss just pushed me over the limit. That bastard. I'd like to call him something, but I think I'll just call it a day. So already, this guy's got a bad attitude as a worker. We move on. So pour me something tone strong. Make it a hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve. But I don't care. So by 12:30, this burnt out and has to go to the bar and drink all day.

SPEAKER_01 35:47

Wait, are you saying that's inaccurate in today's day?

SPEAKER_05 35:49

I'm just saying that's not screaming work ethic.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

Is it supposed to be?

SPEAKER_05 35:53

It's supposed to be about a hard working a hard worker's anthem. What? Dude works till noon and he's done.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Who dissect such a fun song like this? I've never in my life heard this before. Like, are we Are we in literature class? Are you now a professor?

SPEAKER_05 36:08

Just accept the lyrics are ridiculous and move on. Don't correct me when I'm being hilarious. This is of someone else's material.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

This only would come from somebody who worked in some sort of music industry. So obviously. Dusty Slay, son of a bitch. You listened to music way too much when you used to work at the station if you were dissecting lyrics. I thought we were dissecting. That's why I'm very confused. I never heard you play music in the studio.

SPEAKER_05 36:33

Because I never heard a comedian dissect these lyrics like this.

SPEAKER_01 36:37

That's it's honestly that's too extra. I'm not using it.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

But I thought we were talking about the validity of the time. It's not five o'clock somewhere all the time. Exactly. I mean he went off on a tandem.

SPEAKER_05 36:45

Well, he also pointed that out, Jagger. That's in and that's in the whole model. We don't need to see another post. We're good. We're good. Jagger, putting a clip in a dusty sleigh right here with this bit. Can you please? Please. I'm asking one thing. He'll do anything for me anymore.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

One thing every five minutes.

SPEAKER_05 37:00

What have I asked for? I got like 55 things I need to ask Jagger. I'm trying to pace myself.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

You have 853 emails asking him things.

SPEAKER_04 37:09

I got 853 emails to find out. You know what it is?

SPEAKER_01 37:12

All 853 emails are those that he sent to you and then got sent back because you rejected them.

SPEAKER_05 37:17

Maybe I wasn't funny when I did it. So let's Dusty Slade. Just get like 30 seconds of the 5 o'clock somewhere. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

I do like that song, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, though. There's a line in the chorus where he says this. He goes, It's only half past 12. That's 12 30, just to be clear. He said it's only half past 12, but I don't care. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. That's not true. You know what I mean? It may be 5 30 somewhere. We don't lose a half hour just because you change time zones. That's not how that works, Alan Jackson. That's a good song. I don't know how many people are familiar with that song. I mean, I it's a good song. At least you've all heard it once. I mean, it's a classic. Easily top five country songs of Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett, come on. Easily. Easily. But if you listen to the song, you know, if you listen to it, you know, one time, you think, hey, this is a hardworking guy. You know, he works outside, gets paid hourly, boss is pretty rough on him. When he gets off work, he just wants a drink, right? That's relatable. But if you listen to it several times, like I have, start to realize this guy's an alcoholic. He's creating a lot of his own problems. His boss seems like a pretty cool guy. And honestly, he's got a lot of flexibility at his job. The guy seems to come and go as he pleases, you know? Like the song starts off, he's like, the sun is hot, and that old clock is moving slow. So am I, right? So right away, hungover at work. You know he's hungover because he keeps talking about it. He's like, the workday passes like molasses in wintertime, but it's July. And it's like, all right, we get it. It's a hot day. We're all out here together. You know what I mean? He says, I'm getting paid by the hour, older by the minute, right? So we know he's hourly. We know he's older. We know he complains about everything. He says, my boss just pushed me over the limit. I'm like, wow, isn't that something? The guy that comes in hungover has a limit. He says, I'd like to call him something, but I think I'll just call it a day, right? So it's like, oh, call it a day, huh? You just get to leave work whenever you want them. That must be nice. I think we'd all like that kind of flexibility at our jobs. Stroll in hungover, boss upset, you just take off. And he leaves. He goes to a bar. He doesn't have a beer. He has a hurricane, he says. Tall, strong. And then we go to the second verse. And yeah, I'll do the whole song. And we're never tired. We go to the second verse. We don't know if the second verse is the same day or not, right? A lot of times being thrown around in this song. It's not real clear. At the end of the first verse, he says, I think I'll call it a day. So I'm thinking three, four o'clock. That's called a daytime. We get into the second verse, he goes, This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon, half the night. So either this guy called it a day at lunch, or he's doing this sort of thing all the time. Then he says, I haven't had a day off now in over a year. It's like, well, maybe if you didn't leave every day at lunch, we might not need you on the weekends. Sounds like your boss just trying to help you get your hours in. Hell, he knows you got a drinking problem. Probably trying to put a little money in your wallet. Seems like a cool guy to me, right? Then I think he moves on to drugs right there in the bar. He goes, My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here. That sounds like a weed reference to me. Sounds like an old guy weed reference. For I'm about to go out in the parking lot and smoke weed. Who's coming with me? And he says, if the phone's for me, you can tell them I just sailed away. They say, Well, you're in a bar right now. The phone's for you, it's probably your boss. Now, see, wasn't that hilarious?

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 41:44

It was good. It was good.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

No, it was clever.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

Listen, I always like I love when people get you to think about something that you would never normally think about, but some things are also not worth overthinking, you know?

SPEAKER_05 41:55

Well, then you're really gonna hate it because I'm gonna break down Alabama's I'm our Brooks and Dunn's I'm a hard working man right now. Okay, okay. I'm just kidding. But he also does do that one, Jagger, but you don't have to include that.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

I mean, listen, everyone's got a shtick, right?

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Can I do requests? Can you break down unanswered prayers by Garth Brooks, please? Go God and go. Is he cancelled?

SPEAKER_04 42:17

I don't know. What happened? Did he kill somebody else?

SPEAKER_05 42:20

Um the housekeeper accused him and I believe his wife allegedly not treason. Yeah, shockingly. Two people that cheated. Oh no. Accused her of what? Malfeasance? Is that what you said? Allegedly.

unknown 42:37

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

Allegedly in front of anything I said in the last uh two minutes. So what is malfeasance? Malfeasance is like no good. I don't know. I saw it in a movie.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

That was the biggest word he's ever used in his life.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

I might not be using it right. I've heard of it. I just don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_05 42:54

Well, look it up. Like he looked at my freaking hat. It's the definition. You're not scared to research things while we're doing the show. What the hell does it mean? Malfeasins. I can be using it wrong. Malfeasins. M-A-L. Malfeasins. I can't even spell it.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Jojo's an attorney now.

SPEAKER_05 43:09

I know. I got five of them though. M-A-L feasans.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

F-E-A-S-A-N-C-E. I feel like that's how you spell it.

SPEAKER_05 43:20

He's trying to get it. I'm weird.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Is my chest too sexy today? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. A little bit.

SPEAKER_05 43:24

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01 43:25

By the way, I just looked up Malfeasans.

SPEAKER_05 43:27

I'm like a naturally really good speller because I feel like Dagger hasn't even typed the second letter of the word he's looking up, and you already found the janitor.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

I've never heard of the word, but yet I was able to spell it right away when you said it.

unknown 43:40

Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Okay, do we have a definition yet? Wrongdoing on purpose, especially by someone in a position of power. Okay. See? Huh? Okay. Woo!

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Woo! Woo! Sounds like a narcissist to me.

SPEAKER_05 43:54

I forgot my real job is sleeping right now. Dusty Rhodes. My youngest son. He goes you know, he works all day, goes to his room, crashes out, obviously, wants to relax. Last night someone was detected at your front door at one o'clock in the morning. Uh-oh. And it's my kid leaving the house. Uh oh. Where the hell's he going? Let me call. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

And the thing is, it's not gonna be like, get back here, because he's 20. Well, I gotta I gotta say, when I was his age, uh plus a little bit, and I was working at the radio with you, I would get home at one o'clock in the studio. I would get home at one o'clock in the morning and then wake up at five o'clock for the show. So that is how the show must sound like I think we have a clip here.

SPEAKER_05 44:39

Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

No, let's not.

SPEAKER_05 44:40

Hey, good morning, Jenna. How you doing?

SPEAKER_01 44:44

Dump.

SPEAKER_05 44:45

She did dump burn the candle at both ends.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

I did.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

And I mean the candle. I mean so what's the plans in Florida today, Jag Man? Got a weekend kickoff here? Got any big things going on? You got a boat friend you want to hang out with? You gotta trade him in for the pool.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

Way to kick off May?

SPEAKER_03 45:05

So we are hunkering down at the at the homestead for the Kentucky Derby. Aren't you excited about the Kentucky Derby? Nope.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

Not at all.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

My girlfriend's a big Kentucky Derby fan. She likes to watch. People up here are too. They wear these big ass hats. They're not even there. Yeah, so she she loves it. And um, she's gonna watch all of the pregame, like to learn about the stories of the Johnny.

SPEAKER_05 45:25

They're just trying to get down in Kentucky for Buffalo Trace.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

Yeah. So um I actually put that on our little bucket list, uh, our couple's bucket list. It is expensive to go a horse race.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

My sister went once. I went to the Belmont, which is similar, um, but because because it's a vibe, right? Like with the hats and the drinking and the experience and everyone's cheering. And it's a lot of fun, but it is very pricey and it's also very congested. Like you're literally standing like sardines.

SPEAKER_05 45:49

Uh well, I love that part of it. It's just the expense. So we're okay with racing horses, but we draw the line at Greyhound dogs. I don't know. Listen, America.

SPEAKER_04 46:00

Jagger, do you remember uh Whitney?

SPEAKER_03 46:03

No. Houston.

SPEAKER_05 46:06

Huh? Houston? No, my adopted Greyhound. She was a former racist. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I do. Yes, I do. Remember her?

SPEAKER_02 46:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:14

She would never ask to go out. She would just stand there and look at you and piss on the floor, and she was the size of a horse.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Well, listen, America, again, is nothing if not ironic. So we we we promote like cock cock fights, right? What but we don't we don't uh promote like what's going on in Long Island. Whatever.

SPEAKER_05 46:33

Cockfights.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

I'm saying we know you can't say stuff well. Well, I wanted to keep you on your toes, wake you up a little. No, but seriously, we allow we think MMA is like the ultimate fighting sport when people are cockfighting each other up, but then we don't allow other things. It's just crazy.

SPEAKER_05 46:51

She's not referring to sword fighting either. Calm down. I know. She's like cockfighting MMA. Well, I just do they still have Greyhound tracks in Florida? You live in the land of Sinjaga. Not that I'm aware of. I haven't heard anything like that.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

Everything happens in Florida.

SPEAKER_05 47:08

Right. Yeah, my wife's grandfather, man. He'd spent all his time at the Greyhound racetrack. They couldn't like ship in horses, I guess, because it's too hot in South Florida to race horses. See, now that you mention it, I've heard a sad thing.

SPEAKER_03 47:21

People go into the dog tracks all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:22

That was a the damn dog track.

SPEAKER_01 47:25

Oh, that breaks my heart.

SPEAKER_05 47:27

Right? And not only that, like he gambled away all the money I could have had. That breaks my heart. Bottom line. Destroyed. I mean, my wife could have had. Right.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

Right, right.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

So he was the guy who had uh a ton of money. He was a great man. I know my wife's listening. I want to make sure she knows I'm not coming in at him here. Um and I brought this up with her the other day. Uh early in our relationship, obviously, when we were struggling and and had little to nothing, he would send birthday cards off for your birthday, right? And you're like, oh, okay, we got a grandparent here and a birthday card, and when you open a birthday card from a grandparent, you expect something to fall out, right? Yeah. But it's not just me that admitted to that. So when you'd open up uh her grandfather's birthday card, say you were 26, two dimes, a nickel, and a penny would fall out. Oh, nice. Themed. And I'd be like, what the f we can't pay our electric bill. This guy's got like a million. And and he gave she's like, nah, see, it started when I was seven, and he had spare change in his pocket, and he said, if I could count it upright, I could keep it. I was like, well, that's cute. But now we're in our twenties and thirties, and they're gonna shut the electric off tomorrow. And we were really counting on like a hundred dollar bill to fall out of the room. Well, that's your problem.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

You're setting too high of expectations.

SPEAKER_05 48:52

Yeah, there was a time in my life I was so poor I relied on holidays to pay my bills. Oh, wait, that was this year.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Anyway, have a great weekend.

SPEAKER_04 49:01

Yeah, yeah. You too. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 49:03

Yeah, just we love you. Thank you to our sponsors. Don't forget, we've got shirts, we've got hats, we've got, I don't know, frisbees, koozies, whatever it is. You'll find it at JojoWorldwide.com. You'll find a lot of things there, including your chance to nominate someone in our area who does good. They can get hooked up with a dozen parlor donuts. Just look for the dough gooders tab or the merch tab, or if you want to book Jagger or myself to DJ or MC or event, there's a tab there for that. Jana don't do that kind of stuff. She likes Oprah. You might find a book under your chair at the end of the show or something, but we're gonna work her into it as like one of the fly girls eventually.

SPEAKER_01 49:42

I'm gonna stick, it's just not that.

SPEAKER_05 49:44

Yes, no. We love Jenna for who she is. Jagger, of course, is Jagger and wouldn't want it any other way. And I never say it enough. Thanks to the both of you for your hard work. I know you have full, busy, sometimes depressing lives. And I really, really appreciate you guys and every single subscriber who is either listening or watching or both. Have a great weekend. We'll talk to you next time, which I think will be Monday. Things are gonna get a little crazy though, because you know I have to travel the world in a couple of days. Quite literally. And by that I mean across the border to Canada. But so there might be a couple of episodes that don't exist, and it's just because I'm not here. If you guys are so dedicated, you want to do one together and talk shit about me, that's fine. Nah. We'll keep the content coming for our subscribers. You're gonna get tons of exclusive content as a subscriber that will not be available to the uh cheap, non-paying public. So if you're hearing this, seeing this, hopefully seeing this, because Niagara Falls looks better when it's not just uh we'll give you a lot of material. We got more of Jana and Vegas, I think, that's gonna be going up on the Facebook subscriber page as well. Jagger's been doing some great panhandle parties. Um what was the latest one?

SPEAKER_03 51:05

The latest one? What did we do? I don't remember. Is that the band? Yes, oh yes, yes. I introduced uh Never Ending um out in Pensacola Beach. That was fun. That looked fun. It's a great band. They have two exclusive music videos on our Roku channel, so you can go see that and the interview with her. Uh the lead singer, Shelly Klutz, is there on uh Panhandle Party on Roku.

SPEAKER_05 51:27

Let's give the Roku channel, because yes, why wouldn't we have a television channel? Of course. A little bit of a quick spotlight here, Jagger. What is our Roku channel? What is on it, and how can folks get it, and how much is it?

SPEAKER_03 51:38

So we are building a TV empire on this Roku channel. We are. Um it's news to you.

SPEAKER_05 51:44

My 800 emails. I didn't look at it.

SPEAKER_03 51:47

Um and it is it's available. You can go right to the website, jojoworldwide.com. It's also only 99 cents. And if you have a Roku TV or device, Amazon Fire TV or device, or it's available really on any device because there's a web-based uh portion as well. So you can get it on your phone, tablet, and on there, we have, of course, this podcast. We have um like segments derivative of this podcast, like Panhandle Party, Janna's Worst Impressions, Willow.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

Sweet Sweeney After Dark.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

Yeah, Sweeney After Dark is coming up soon. Uh but then we're also handing it over to you. Uh, we have a lot of other folks, uh, content creators that we're putting on the channel as well. So we have bands, we have uh we're working on comedians, we're uh professional wrestling. I know there's a lot of wrestling fans that listen to us, so you can see some independent professional wrestling on there. Um, any sort of content. And this is a plug too. If you want to be on the channel, just send me an email, jagger at jojoworldwide.com. Let me know what you do, and you can probably be on Roku.

SPEAKER_05 52:50

Sweet. That's J A G G E R at JojoWorldwide.com. I remember one of the complaints Jenna and I and you, Jagger, would always get in commercial terrestrial radio. I'm a local band. You guys never give us a shot. You guys well, here's the truth. We were never allowed to. Right. We would get our asses handed to us.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

We weren't allowed to play anything other than um whatever the music director got payola for us to play.

SPEAKER_05 53:17

I'm glad you guys have wait for you to say.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

All right, that's our cue. That's our cue.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

You know who I'm talking to!

SPEAKER_05 53:23

You know we were hostile. All right, okay, okay, okay. And we're gonna get I'll turn you down, Jim, because I'm not done. No, man. We're gonna get you on Roku, we're gonna get you on the podcast. They're leaving. Diva.

SPEAKER_04 53:34

All right, bye, everybody. Have a great weekend. JojoWorldwide.com. No, there's no damage, motherfucker.

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