The Cast Gets Quizzed - Ep. 42

Can Jana's fast-food order predict her favorite music genre? Probably not, but since when do we care about accuracy?

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:04

Live from the holiday boost in Spa Studios presented by Pete Tonight Altuna. Jojo on the go.

SPEAKER_05 0:13

Yeah, no, I know we're doing the podcast after Monday yet. Um we're trying I'm trying to figure out where I can find my phone's alarm because we're doing an alarm segment. We are?

SPEAKER_01 0:23

I I'm confused. Like, have you never used a phone alarm before?

SPEAKER_05 0:29

I go out of my way to not use a phone alarm.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

You're sounding a little uppity right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

No, but I don't understand. No, uh yeah, no, genuinely, I'm confused because like you used to have to get up at a certain time. You never relied on a wake-up.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Have you never had a 5G?

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Or or am I just so dense that you're using like an actual alarm clock?

SPEAKER_05 0:53

I really go out of my way to not have the alarm wake me up, so I never hear the alarm and I don't know where it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Oh, he just had people wake him up for him.

SPEAKER_05 1:02

Oh, yes, of course. The servants wake me up. Right, of course.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Now that makes a lot more sense, but no, you go to clock.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Clock, okay, and then you find uh quite frankly, I don't like the tone. Alarms. It's very condescending. I got all kinds of alarms. Stop being a clock block.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Yeah, so what's the sound on it? What's the sound on it?

SPEAKER_05 1:24

I don't like what the damn sound on it is. Click the time. Oh, I guess where it says sound.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

This is a total grandpa move.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

Is that is this a phone?

SPEAKER_01 1:36

I know you're not waking up to that.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

I told you I went out of my way to be up before my alarm. Is that it's a wonderful life? Merry Christmas movie, happy.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I do have thoughts when it comes to alarms. I think that it's very telling of someone. Back in the day, I feel like we used to always set self-control problems. We used to we know. We used to always set ringtones, right? Like we would download songs onto our phone to have ringtones or alarms. Right now, my first one ever was um you can have whatever you like. You can have whatever you like. Whatever you like.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Um whatever you like.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

But like nowadays, you know, who's gonna put in that effort unless you're a teenager? So I use my phone and I like to wake up to something peaceful. My ex-husband had the wild the wildest alarm, and it was so triggering, and it was always like needing to be snoozed and stuff, and I would say, like, why? Why do we have to do that? What's the point? And he'd say, There's no other way I can get up. And I'm like, that's concerning.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Did it sound anything like this?

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

I'm gonna kill you in your sleep. I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Honestly, that probably would have been a little bit more restful for me. So, because of his alarm, I ended up specifically looking for peaceful alarm. So I use this to wake up.

unknown 3:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 3:03

You're so spiteful. There's Jenna's alarm. Sounds like the beginning of uh sailing from Christopher Cross.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

It's so relaxing. Well, it's not far down paradise. Yeah, so that's what I use. And it's me. It's great. What's what's yours, Jag? Yeah, Jagger.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Oh, you got I like to have fun when I wake up. So what I have done is What? I like to have fun when I'm yes, I want to wake up feeling like Marty McFly every day.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

So you specifically downloaded that like a teenager?

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Yes, I bought it for 119 on Amazon YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_05 3:45

Wasn't it also not only did could your phone make songs, but if you called somebody, couldn't you instead of having a ring sound, it would be like nickelback? Yeah, you can assign nickelback if you want.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah. Yeah, you'd have certain people for certain things.

SPEAKER_05 4:00

Yeah. Yeah. And remember MySpace? You could like, depending on your mood, when they land on your profile page on MySpace, it would have like a subliminal message to an ex-girlfriend or something.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 4:13

Right right next to your top eight friends. Yeah, and you knew you're in deep dog shit if you went to one of your friends and you weren't in their top eight anymore, and you had hit them up and be like, yo, what's up? Why'd I get replaced with Tom?

SPEAKER_01 4:25

Yeah, they should be.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

Well, not only that, it was ranked, it was like number one through eight. So you can move down the list.

SPEAKER_05 4:30

I think that that social media should come back to that. They say the bullying's so bad. You want to see what you feel like when you're not in a top eight anymore.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Well, you know what's funny, also, because obviously people are so critical about everything, right? About parenting, about this, about that. I watched a YouTube short the other day, and it was a woman saying, like, listen, no disrespect. I'm not saying that we all gotta be yelling at our kids all the time, obviously, whatever. But like these kids nowadays, they would not have survived my mama. And I'm just like, honestly, that tracks so much. The whole entire video was so relatable to like anyone that lived outside of anywhere before 2008.

SPEAKER_04 5:06

That's a generational thing, though. Every generation says that about the previous, and I fear that they're all right. I feel like as a society, we're creating a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy. But eventually it's gonna be remember that uh movie Ideosequency or what was it?

SPEAKER_05 5:20

I think a multiplicity with my Michael Keaton goes.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Oh my god, I've never heard of either of those. I'm 33.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

Yeah, by the fifth copy of Michael Keaton, and all he did was sit in a beanbag and go pizza. Yeah. That's where we're headed, society.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

I know. Well, we we do worry about the critical thinking. I worry about it seeing with adults. Like, I feel like people that get hired, whether they're older than me, younger than me, like no one's critical thinking anymore. So it does make me nervous for the kids, but uh it's gotten so bad that people can't even murder on their own.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

I heard that there was a story of a guy in Florida who literally used Chat GPT to plan a murder. Why hate these people?

SPEAKER_05 5:56

Yeah, not that I'm trying to do a crime, but these people who put like the exact thing they're gonna do in the Google search box, like how do I bury a body because I hate my wife?

SPEAKER_01 6:05

That's right there.

SPEAKER_05 6:07

Like, it's hard to prove your innocence after that.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Yeah, but I will say, going back however long, um, Casey Anthony with her daughter, which was a terrible, terrible story, she flat out searched for like different bleaching agents. She was pretty, I'm not gonna lie, but like ugly as f on the inside. But like she was let off.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

She was let off, even though there was relaxed. I bet it'd be a killer time.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

All right, it's time for who is your murderer.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

I'm gonna beat that ass up.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

Yeah, I'll show you. I'm gonna guess Janice is Ted Bundy. I'll show you how to bury something, Casey.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Well, are we are we talking serial killer?

SPEAKER_04 6:45

Um, yeah, it's gotta be a killer.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Yeah, and we're not doing any Hopkins. Forget that.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

Hollywood.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Okay, so we're just doing let me do a quick search. Hottest serial killers. Oh, wait, no, that's my work not shallow.

SPEAKER_05 6:56

Isn't it undisputed that it's Ted Bundy?

SPEAKER_01 6:58

I don't think he was good looking. Is that a hot take?

SPEAKER_05 7:01

I think it is a hot take because it wasn't that like his whole deal, him and his Volkswagen Beetle.

SPEAKER_04 7:06

Why are you so shallow? You're basing serial killers on their looks and not their body of work. Yes, like their stabbing power.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

You're right.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

You're right.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

I want someone that can lift me up and put me down. I know you do.

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Hey, I know I know who a match for Janna would be, Jagger. You've got his number. Wrinkles?

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

Come on, you know who Janna needs.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

No.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

One of these times it's gonna pick up. It's gonna be a regular uh segment on the show until we get it. Wrinkles to the cloud. Did you guys watch that documentary over the weekend like I told you to?

SPEAKER_01 7:41

No, because you're saying I'm sorry, I was in Vegas.

SPEAKER_05 7:45

You got wrinkles on, Jagger? Not yet. I'm gonna come. Turn it on.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

How many times do we gotta do this?

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Every show. Oh, it's raining. This could be something. Oh, this might be it, Jenna.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

Oh, I'm not ready for this. I feel like I might immediately disconnect, even though I'm not the one talking.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

Suddenly you love internet.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Out of cringe.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

Oh, he's not even getting wrinkled the cloud. I'm not a minute at all. Leave me a minute to you, I'll call you back.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

Rink! It's Jagger here. Hey, buddy. So we're talking on the podcast about hall pass serial killers, and while you allegedly haven't killed anyone, we've got a hot piece of ass for you named Jana Banana, who She likes murderers. She loves murderers and creepy clowns. So it might be a good idea to give me a call back. You might get the hook up.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

And she wants a rub and tug.

SPEAKER_04 8:46

She wants to get a little dip and sip, my gosh. A little honk honk. Little honk honk on the dib dib. So wrinkles, call me back, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Okay. I have to, I really do have to highlight one thing. Jagger is so quick and being able to.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Hey, Wrinkles, you flippity flap bastard. Every time he's got some opening line.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 9:08

He's more prepared for this than he is for his stand-up he started four months ago. God, the stand-up. Here we go with that.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

So the issue, let me address that. If it were just open mic night, I could get up there and riff and you don't want to hear it.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

I could just get up there and pretend you're talking to Ranger. Actually, we do want to hear it. That's the point.

SPEAKER_04 9:27

But the bit is I have to deliver ChatGPT's version of stand-up. Similar to I go, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

No, but listen to me. If someone can create a chat GPT search on how to complete a murder like that, what can you do?

SPEAKER_05 9:46

I know. Full circle. I'm landing on the place. Is that what you said?

SPEAKER_04 9:52

And chat GPT is getting sued because they told them. They told them what weapons to use.

SPEAKER_05 9:57

I use ChatGPT, or not really, I use Gemini, but I use it like the friggin' magic eight ball toy from the 70s. Like used to shake it. Because like when it came down to accepting uh my remote position, when it comes down to life decisions, I literally open up Gemini and I'm like, what should I do?

SPEAKER_01 10:13

But you know what now? I also um I have to make sure I'm not being too naive. So I'll say to them, but be honest with me.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

No gosh. It annoys me that very first sentence that AI always spits out is some like, wow, you're planning on going fishing. That sounds amazing. Well, let me just tell me what what I asked.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Oh, I appreciate it. Like, especially when you're like, hey, is this text message extremely hostile? And could this be considered abuse? And they're just like, absolutely. And I'm like, thanks, man.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

I for one miss the good old days when murders were creative.

SPEAKER_05 10:48

Right. You put a little effort into it. You dressed up like a clown. Yes. You know, you had briefcases together.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

When there was uh um Freddie and Jason, like, come on.

SPEAKER_05 10:58

Yeah, yeah. Freddie's got the one-liners that Jagger never generated with AI, like he keeps saying he did, you know. Like, I like Freddie better than Jason because Freddie would give you a good zinger before he took you out. He was he was funny.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

You guys know those were not real killers, right? Those are movie. Yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

But he came in my dream. Gross! Call Nichols the Crown comes kidding. There's your promo, Jag.

SPEAKER_05 11:30

But he's telling Jagger to crank out the promos. Crank that out. Yeah. Timestamp a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Crank it, baby.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

Crank it. So I don't even know whether to promote anything that you're doing, if I'm gonna be honest with you, Jagger, because uh this this this I'm gonna be doing a stand-up with my AI gimmick has not happened. Hey, he did the panhandle party. Well, he's telling us that now we have to promote something he's doing on May 8th. I don't know if he's gonna do it or not. So why would I promote it?

SPEAKER_04 11:58

Well, it's definitely happening. That's happening. Genius Copy.

SPEAKER_05 12:01

Is the stand-up happening? It's happening, yes. It is definitely happening.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

You know, that's the weekend, May 8th.

SPEAKER_05 12:07

So this May 8th thing, he's gonna tell you that it's invite only, but he's never gonna tell you how to get invited, which makes me think that this is not happening either.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

But go ahead, Jack.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

No, so it's invite only for a very specific reason. And you can get on the invite list. Now, I don't know that it's worth a plane ticket from central Pennsylvania. I don't know that's worth a 15-hour drive to get to Pensacola. Oh, don't undersell yourself. No, but if you want to, if you're if you're in Long Island, if you're in Central PA and you want to come down, you can get the invite. The best way to do that is just email me, Jagger at JojoWorldwide.com. I'll put you on the list. But um for the local panhandle residents.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Oh my god, that's inappropriate.

SPEAKER_05 12:48

Jagger, you froze in the middle of like Max Headroom. We're here. Don't worry, my computer's working fine, finally. I don't know what he's doing. He's faking now. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So this is invite only, but all you have to do to be invited is email you.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Email me, and I'll do I'm gonna go through a vetting process. If you're a piece of shit, I'm not letting you come.

SPEAKER_05 13:15

But when is there a questionnaire you send back to see who can go to this thing at a place?

SPEAKER_04 13:20

A Google form that you have to fill out. A personality test.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Oh God.

SPEAKER_05 13:25

I don't think you said four body shots of you as well. Um we had to take a personality test. And I got I got insulted at at the results, even though they're they're accurate. It I came out talker.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

Oh, well, that's good. Why are you upset about that? Because the other ones were like doer professional.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

Yeah, they're saying that your actions don't match your words.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

All I got was talker.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

I know someone like that. Actions don't match words.

SPEAKER_05 13:57

I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna find that test and give it both to you and see how you feel.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

It's also funny though, because if you're not behind a mic, you really don't talk that much.

SPEAKER_05 14:05

No, I hate people.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

So, so I don't know. This obviously was flawed.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

I had to take one for this job that I started here in Florida, and it was a cognitive behavioral test. And I scored the highest in company history as far as being the smartest person. No, the smartest.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Hey, it's not all you know, I will say, going back to critical thinking in kids, I'm really proud of my kid because I mean, maybe this is actually an anxiety thing where she doesn't like competition or anything like that, but she'll constantly say to me, like, it doesn't have to be a race mom, or it's not a contest. And I'm like, That's only when she's not winning, just like you. Exactly. So, but she but she like she gets me for a second round, just like, oh, thanks, babe. And then I'm like, wait, what? She just did that to me, but also that means she's manipulating, which means she's critically thinking. Right. At least that's what uh her father says.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Well, if he said it, it's completely accurate. Of course.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

But of course.

SPEAKER_05 15:01

I'm coming up with a personality test for you. Oh, you're doing it right now.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Oh, we're taking it now.

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Oh, god. On chat GPT. Um god, that looks too hard. Personality. Of course, everything on a piece of paper looks too hard. All right, Jagger's gonna find it then.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

Oh no, I was just commentating your your efforts.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

He's just repeating everything. That's probably more entertaining.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

That's probably more fun, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

Is BuzzFeed still in business? I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

I used to rely on that so much with my oldest.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

I didn't recycle that shit like it's the same five articles in a different form. Um I'll just type personality test. We like to uh prepare for the show on the fly.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

I know. I like how the listeners get to follow along as we search for things to talk about. Personality. Personality tests. I got something here.

SPEAKER_05 15:59

Uh we'll do uh Janna. Build a fast food feast and uh it'll guess your favorite music genre with 99.9%.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

I don't get the relevances of this, honestly.

SPEAKER_05 16:10

Well, let's see. Alright, I'm gonna give you uh six items here from McDonald's, okay? You gotta pick one. You can't pick all six like Jagger would.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Well, why wouldn't you? I listen, I agree. Although I'll never have a filet of fish. But here's the six. Pick one, Jeff. A big Mac, chicken nugs, quarter pounder with chi, McChicken, filet of fish, Oreo McFlurry. Nugs. Going right for the nugs. Basic. Of course. Alright, I clicked on it, and I'm not even sure anything happened. Let's go to the next one. Pick an item from Chick-fil-A. Original chicken sandwich, spicy chicken sandwich, nugs, waffle fries, mac and cheese, milkshake.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Uh could I get spicy nugs?

SPEAKER_05 16:51

No!

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Okay, that is. Stop being difficult. Spicy chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Without last night.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

Without the bread. Without the bread.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

Without the without the bread. What do you read? I don't really like.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Yeah, no, I just don't really like I just want the chicken patty, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

So the results are in already with this test. You're a pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Pick an item from Taco Bell, Crunch Wrap Supreme, Doritos, Locos, Taco, Quesa Dia, Nacho Fries, Chalupa, or Baja Blast.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

Oh, no cheesy Gordita Crunch? Okay. Wait, name them again? I take Taco Bell seriously.

SPEAKER_05 17:23

Crunch wrap supreme, Doritos, Los. Doritos, Locos, Taco. God, I'm so hungry. I know, right? This is a bad idea. Oh, here we go. Jenna's got it. Here we go. Starbucks. Ice brown sugar oat milk, shaken espresso, pink drink, caramel frappuccino, cake pop, ice mocha latte, or cold brew.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Cold bro.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

Like I should have known that. Oh my god, it's obvious.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

Because the rest of those are just like, where's the coffee in them?

SPEAKER_05 17:53

Pick an item from Subway, not that anyone has in a decade. Italian BMT, turkey sub, meatball, marinara, cookies, tuna sub, or veggie delight.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

I always went veggie delight. I think that was my safest bet back then.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Oh, I was gonna give you a six-inch Italian. Safest bet.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

I already had a two-inch Italian. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 18:17

I'm too lazy to hit the sound effects anymore. I'm just gonna item. Pick an item from KFC, original recipe, chicken, extra crispy, chicken tendies. Extra crispy.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Don't even, don't even go further. It's extra crispy all the way.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

How many places are there? Pick an item from Domino's. Pepperoni, cheese, barbecue chicken, lava crunch cake, garlic bread twist, pasta bowl.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Uh pepperoni.

SPEAKER_05 18:45

Look at you. Alright, uh, pick an item from Chipotle. Burrito, burrito bowl, tacos, chips and guac, salad, or quesadilla.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

Burrito bowl.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

Burrito bowl. I don't go to Chipotle. It's too much, it's too much pressure. You walk in and they're like, what? I don't even know what the menu is. Well, and then the next thing you know, the lines out the door, because I don't know what I'm getting.

SPEAKER_04 19:10

We'll just look down and and point and grunt.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Alright, Duncan, iced coffee, donut, munchkin, breakfast Sammy, frozen coffee or bagel.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

Uh iced coffee, even though it should be again cold, bro.

SPEAKER_05 19:23

Is this quiz just ads? I think so. Take an item from Wendy's bacon eight or spicy chicken sandwich, frosty, nugs, chili, fries.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Chili.

SPEAKER_05 19:33

Good call. Do you know their chili is made with the hamburgers I didn't use from the day before? I believe that.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

I've been eating that since I was a kid.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

All right. I have your results. It's supposed to be 99.9% accurate. Your favorite music genre is. We'll say it together on the count of three, Janice, since it's it's gonna get it right. Ready?

SPEAKER_01 19:53

It's not even gonna be on the list.

SPEAKER_05 19:54

Two, three, indie bottle. Okay, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

I just wanted to see what you'd say. I was gonna say Broadway. Uh that's not on there for sure.

SPEAKER_05 20:05

Um so were they right when they said rock?

SPEAKER_01 20:07

I it I don't care. Uh everything? Is there an all-K's K-pop?

SPEAKER_05 20:11

This quiz was wrong.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

I love all the above.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

You right of all the above. What the hell do we do? Fine, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Pick a rock, pick rock then for me.

SPEAKER_05 20:19

Well, I have to pick rock. What's the answer?

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Oh, okay. So there you go.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 20:24

I would do a whole damn quiz for that result.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

And you're gonna get nothing but ads from now on from all these restaurants. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_05 20:31

Oh, here's a text from Wendy's about bacon air. Oh, nice. Interesting too. It's nice. Well, I'm exhausted from giving that quiz out to uh Jana.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

You should just moral of the no, last time I looked up my DoorDash history is when I found out that uh my ex was talking to me. Dashing someone else? Yeah, literally. So that I never told me. Wait, really?

SPEAKER_05 20:57

Janna found out she was being cheated on through DoorDash.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

I don't I don't know. I don't have confirmation of cheating, so I'm not gonna put any of that out there. But it was after we separated. Um, it was about a month and a half after I was still friends with my friend, and she was on a work trip, and I had um had my daughter, my ex at the time was living outside of the house. We were switching, we were like nesting. So on my days I was here, on his days he was here. So anyway, so my daughter started stabbing. My daughter, my daughter all of a sudden woke up and she had like she wasn't feeling good. So I said, Oh shit, let me give you medication. And my medication was expired. So I said, I can't obviously leave the house. So I was gonna go door dash. I was gonna go door dash some Tylenol, and all of a sudden I see a delivery to Boston, and I'm like Massachusetts? That's odd. And then all of a sudden and then I saw like the address on there and I said, That's weird. And I looked it up and it was a hotel. And I said, That's really weird because I'm pretty sure that's where Someone stays on her work trips. And so I confronted and it was a oh, I was just sending a fr I was sending it to a friend because she wasn't feeling well, because she had just gone to her doctor's appointment. So that's how it all started. And I called her and I said, You don't think this is weird or anything? And she was like, She's like, Yeah, I mean it's nice, but no, I I didn't even hear about it.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

Was this the one who was cheating? Or allegedly? Allegedly.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Well, that they're the one yeah, she's the one that that is with him now. And so then that also spiraled into, oh, they're also having private conversations via WhatsApp.

SPEAKER_05 22:33

Allegedly. They get to eat. That's a good point.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

It was like a care package. It wasn't, it was she wasn't feeling well. It was it was a care package. Um, but wasn't that nice?

SPEAKER_05 22:43

He was taking care of her. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

And I'm like, oh, okay, that's a friendship. Got it. No problem. So anyway, I deleted the DoorDash uh after that.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

That's how you got back at him? He's as stupid as the guy who hit him planned murder on chat GPT. You don't leave a paper trail, you idiot.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

But no, I mean but you're not stupid if there's no denying it and there's no like accountability for it. There's none.

SPEAKER_05 23:06

There's lots of apps that have done in relationships. I've never heard of DoorDash being one of them. That's true. Like there's actually Madison, Tinder, Grinder. Yeah, Jenna, Sherlock Holmes, man. She'll she'll catch you. Don't be trying to get away with nothing around.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

No, but here's the funny thing, right? Like you call things for what they are of like, hey, I have the suspicion of this or I know this for a fact, but then you end up being the enemy somehow. It's funny how things work.

SPEAKER_05 23:30

I just I'm I'm disconcerted in general about how many quote unquote best friends there are out there who are willing to ruin your entire life. Not you know in general solo personally.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Well, that's one thing, you know, like uh forget anything, and obviously I'm not bad talk, I'm just stating what has happened. But uh one thing that has taught me in my healing journey since then is uh how hard it is. Like you look around at people and how many people are out there doing some of this like laughable stuff.

SPEAKER_05 24:02

Jagger, be professional. I'm sorry. Healing journey. It's listen, she likes to use the word journey because life's a journey.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

It is ebbs and flows. I I say the Yoni wants what the Yoni wants. That's why best friends stab each other.

SPEAKER_05 24:16

Sorry, Jagger, she doesn't say down. Okay, she says journey. Journey. You're a Pittsburgh.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

Down to John Town. Isn't it? You're going to giant eagle, isn't it? Are you then? Are you? Jojo, you're going?

SPEAKER_05 24:32

Bathing the Crick.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Going to Sheets is Worshrag.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

Get me a Mountain Dew.

SPEAKER_04 24:37

A couple of Dippy eggs. You put the car in the garage. I'd love. I can I can sniff out a central topic.

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Coffee.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

That central PA? Because it's him. We're so delayed that I didn't even see him do that.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

I'm just watching this train go off the tracks down the mountain. And there's nothing I can do about it.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

Can someone door dash me a Taco Bell um breakfast crunch trap? Thanks.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

Like, he's always on me. Like, that's not good enough. You gotta buy this, buy this. I'm always my card's always out. I just want to get it.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

He does always recommend things.

SPEAKER_05 25:26

Now I'm I'm like, yeah, thousands of dollars deep in this just to get it so it's not crashing on me. Now he's the problem.

SPEAKER_04 25:31

I bought an extender. I'm using an internet extender.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

It's not a good one. Not a good one. Hate to break it to you.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

I'm sorry if you're not seeing the uh video version of this Jagger put a lot of meltdown now in his little box.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Poor guy. Put your MM hood on and shut up.

SPEAKER_05 26:02

Now you know he's pissed. Isn't this uh a good time to thank our sponsors, you guys think?

SPEAKER_01 26:10

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SPEAKER_05 27:01

And walk in just exclaiming, I'm here because I listened to Jojo on the go, and Jana sent me here, and I demand the best bolus that you have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Give me the bolus! I do suggest getting anything pizza related well done.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

That's just anything, anything is is what Jana wants.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Yeah. Basically.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

I agree with you. Well done. Get it well done. I I enjoy a well-done pizza. I order it special that way.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Agreed. Agreed.

SPEAKER_05 27:24

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SPEAKER_01 28:46

Yeah, it's like when you have your head just above the surface, like try in, try in. But we're here.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

We're here. For now. Can Triluna mail me one of those pea spots?

SPEAKER_05 28:56

How come um our friend at Triluna has a microphone now? Has anybody done an investigation on that?

SPEAKER_07 29:02

Ah, yes!

SPEAKER_05 29:04

I'm glad you brought it up. Yes, is he is he gonna be doing a competing podcast or something? Oh man, he's taking your show.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

You're gonna be cleaning his house soon.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

I'm pretty sure it's the same microphone as me. We're better. It is, right?

SPEAKER_04 29:18

He's scoping out your setup.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

Everyone's just looking at me like, well, if that loser can have a microphone, I guess I can go to the store and buy one too. Yes, why not? Thinks he's special with his mic. Well, I don't know. I guess we'll be looking for the Trilunar Royal Cast coming soon.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Well, if they give me uh a job offer, I I can't say I'm gonna say no because I like to clean and I like to talk.

SPEAKER_05 29:39

Jenna has never said no to a job. Hey, I gotta go. I got meetings and stuff, and the tape's coming off this vet. So thank you very much. Um, glad you're back safe from Vegas, Jana. Next time I want a full rundown of everything you did there. For some reason, we didn't get into it.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

Oh, yeah, we didn't know. Well, we got into the Vegas at all.

SPEAKER_04 29:59

We got into the fast food quiz and totally went off the Vegas rails. Yeah, I want to hear about it too.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Yeah, I've been on I've been on a liquid diet all weekend. I I need some sustenance.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Jagger's DSL got us a little messed up, but we'll be back on track. Don't worry. Thank you so much for being a part of DSLs. You guys have uh have a great uh life until I see you again. Or what the nice life. Uh we usually do new podcast episodes Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. If you know someone who uh might enjoy listening, we sure would appreciate it if they signed up. That'd be great.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Oh, and Friday is gonna be a new month. It's May 1st. Gonna be May. And it's my birthday month. Yeah, there's only 30 days in April. I know, I know, it's actually 10.

SPEAKER_04 30:51

What date's your birthday, Jenna?

SPEAKER_01 30:54

The 22nd.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

I already knew that.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

It's gonna be me. It's also a Friday. And I I'll be with my kid. Uh, and Mother's Day will just be me and her.

SPEAKER_04 31:02

Mine is the 27th. I'm May 27th. We're gonna go.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

I gotta write this shit down.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

Yes, we expect May 27th. Jan, you're May 9th.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

22nd.

SPEAKER_05 31:14

That's what I said. Just kidding. Bye, everyone.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Bye!

SPEAKER_02 31:20

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SPEAKER_00 31:24

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SPEAKER_06 31:42

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