The Cast Has Multiple Personalities - Ep 35

Jana can't get her camera to work, so of course we had to fill her box with whoever we could think of

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Live from the Holiday Pools and Spa studios, this is JoJo on the go.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

The guys are just joining us. Jenna's yelling at her kid. Oh, we get an account. Oh, we get in that too. I hope she beats her on camera. For just joining us, it's a brand new episode of Jojo on the go. This is actually the start of the episode. Janna's trying to get her kid out of bed for school. It's also here she comes. She's joining us right now. There she is. Uh welcome. We've decided we had to start. Are we having a show? We're having a show. You were the show. How do you hear me? Parenting, yeah. That was I I proudly would play that for everyone.

SPEAKER_06 0:58

To my ex-husband, can you send that to him, please?

SPEAKER_03 1:00

Everyone's gonna hear it. The whole thing. We got the the one, the two. We knew when we were gonna get a uh get in real trouble. Did she get her toothbrush or did you help her?

SPEAKER_06 1:09

No, I I actually uh made sure that she was I said I better come downstairs and those teeth are brushed. And she I knew she eye rolled because I was like one, two, and she goes, What? Ooh, not even five. She's not.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

Getting that banana vibe. What? You're in trouble. You are in real trouble, man. By the time she's eight, she's gonna be like 16.

SPEAKER_06 1:32

Oh my god, it's unbelievable. But what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Well, that was probably one of the most magical beginnings of the show ever.

SPEAKER_06 1:38

So it was uh I'm really glad I was on my best behavior.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

Yeah, you were. I mean, I was totally like I miss Rachel would do something like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:47

I am a good parent, believe it or not.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

That's not what we thought what we hear off camera. I was hoping you were gonna beat her. I'll be honest. With kindness.

SPEAKER_06 1:56

Right. Listen, I used to say that when I was also a uh a group fitness instructor, because they'd be like, Oh my god, your workouts are so hard. Or they would ask me, they're like they're like, I've heard that your your workouts are really hard. And I said, No, no, I said, I'm gonna kill you, but with a smile on my face. And that's how I do it.

SPEAKER_03 2:13

That's Janna's business model. It is. I'm gonna kill you. It is.

SPEAKER_06 2:17

I prefer sugar on my margarita and not salt. That's my tagline.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Janna and I have been listening to our listeners, and when they saw our outtake show, the the feedback was, we love how real you guys are in the outtakes. We want that on the show. I thought it was. We're bringing it real. Yeah, bring it real.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

Janna uh being mother of the year, getting her kids toothbrush and giving her the one, two, three count. I mean, what else do you want?

SPEAKER_06 2:42

Yeah, I mean, like, I'm literally just living I'm I'm multitasking over here. I'm living my be the loca.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Go scold her some more. We got time.

SPEAKER_06 2:49

This is what I do. I parent, I record the show, I go to work, and then I maybe have some uh sexy time.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Sexy time.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

All right, anyway. So it's the pre-sun in a pouch. Jojo, could you go yell at Jonathan real quick?

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Yeah, let me go scream at my 20-year-old. Yeah. Hi! Actually, before we were taping earlier this morning, and something didn't work. I actually can't even hear myself right now. So, for all I know, no one can hear me, and they're just acting like they can. So I I woke him up. I it's like, I can't plug in my headphones, and he's like dead asleep. He comes down here, and I'm thinking he's like frantically looking behind me. So I'm doing something else, and I turn around and he's just staring at a wall. Sleepwalking. Yeah, I was like, Can you help me find it? He goes, Find what?

SPEAKER_06 3:40

You're not supposed to wake them when they're like that.

SPEAKER_03 3:43

He literally went to bed an hour ago. He used to have a real problem with sleepwalking. We had to start getting locks on like the outsides of the door. Yeah, we he he would try to like get out of his window in the middle of the night and oh my god. Or he just hated it here. I don't know. Yeah, I mean escape plan.

SPEAKER_06 3:59

Did you ever see a doctor for that?

SPEAKER_03 4:01

I mean, to be fair, I caught my wife trying to sneak out the window last night. So it's it's a family tradition. I just everyone's just trying to get out of here. My kid goes to Penn State, there's one right down the road, but he picks the one four hours away. I mean, you have to at some point take things personally. So you guys have you know real jobs, if you will, right? You're both helping people and um we're servants of the community.

SPEAKER_06 4:27

We just demand pay for it.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

Yes, exactly. I'm a servant leader. So um in about a week, I'm also in addition to running this three-pronged business, uh starting a full-time job. It's remote. Oh because I thought that me like standing at Dollar General ringing people up might be a little distracting. Um signing autographs, obviously, would make the line very long, and so I had thought I should stay in my house. The American Red Cross has decided that I would be a valuable team player. So I'll be able to do that. Exactly. Like, please leave your camera off. Um so I'm getting all all their information here. But it got real official on Saturday when I got a package in the mail from them. And I'm like, ooh, what is this? And it was like a pair of headphones in the Ziploc bag like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

They want you to send a blood donation back in that thing?

SPEAKER_03 5:27

No, they send you all the all the equipment from them because it's sensitive health information, and who wouldn't want to trust me with that? Um You're a HIPAA nightmare. It was just like I was ready for this, because I know I'm getting a computer and all this stuff, so I'm like, oh, what's this gonna be? Is it another computer? My first headphones.

SPEAKER_06 5:46

Oh, you're expecting technical difficulties next week when uh I don't think the Red Cross is gonna let me use their computer for the podcast. I'm saying you'll accidentally plug that one in.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Oh, yeah, no, totally.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

Yeah, it'll be the same.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

You'll be selling us CPR dummies online.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

I'll have to split the data in two.

SPEAKER_06 6:04

He's he's gonna come in so tired one day and he's gonna be like, Thank you for calling Red Cross. How is your donation? Oh, oh, wrong. Sorry, off switch.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

That's how the podcast will start one day. Now you have not had many, quote, normal jobs in your adult life. You've been on the radio longer than Jan has been alive.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

Actually, I think I have more than than I either admit to or that I talk about because um I could run through them. Let's see. I did McDonald's for two weeks. I sold advertising for a newspaper for a couple of months.

SPEAKER_06 6:38

This is everything you don't want to put on a resume because anything under a year, they just see that you're flaky. Oh, yeah, you are textbook flaky.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Listen, this was like nine the 1900s. I mean, come on. Uh I sold advertising for a ripoff version of the TV guide. I at one point tried to sell newspapers by cold calling houses, and when like a seven-year-old would answer, I'd be like, Hi, you want the newspaper, don't you? And the kid would usually be like, Yeah. So I was like, All right, sign them up. You know, you get the cowbell. We make a sale in the bullpen. So you're acting like it's a wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25 cents, turn it, we got him.

SPEAKER_06 7:20

We got him. So then we you you also tried to deliver newspapers for one day and didn't have to be a big job. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

Well, they the bush got a whole batch of them. Um one time I I just straight out of like I left high school at the end of the day, it went to Wendy's and took a job, and then like my parents picked me up. I was like, I work at Wendy's now. And they're like, No, you don't. I was like, What? Like, you don't just go in somewhere and get a job and tell us about it after. I was like, but I'm 14, I'm a grown man, I can do what I want.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

And also, but they hired me.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

Yeah, I was like, come on, man, Wendy's hired me. I can't see it. This is a big time opportunity for me. And ever since, look at me now, my life is shit because they wouldn't let me work there.

SPEAKER_06 8:08

Because you could have gotten Frosties full life.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

Bro, I would have been dipping them fries in the Frosties.

SPEAKER_06 8:14

You know what's funny? I I think about this a lot as a parent of like, how do kids learn certain things, right? Like, I know damn well when she does certain things that I'm like, oh yeah, she got that from me, or like, oh, that's the father. But when I took her to Wendy's for the first time, which was recently, and I know she's been there before, but never with me, and she goes, Oh yeah, I dipped my fries in a frosty. I'm like, Where did you and like that to me is impressive behavior? Like that's that uh Walker had made it in America.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

I like how it was a confession. Mommy, there's something I need to tell you. They pulled up the Wendy's.

SPEAKER_06 8:49

She looked at it and she goes, Oh yeah, I do that. And I was like, You do? And I'm like, Girl, I like you.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

And she's like, I don't even think you know me.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Speak for Jagger, I'm a little concerned. Uh, I think it's been about 20 minutes since you told your kid to brush her teeth, and we haven't heard anything since. Did you need to check on her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We like more of that off-camera action.

SPEAKER_06 9:12

All right, let's see.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

We're keeping it real. You guys asked for it.

SPEAKER_06 9:14

All of a sudden I'm gonna get off the camera.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

What's she gonna do? Count to three again? Like, you have to like get some action going. There we go. She's right, she didn't. Do you understand?

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Why do you hate me? Daddy doesn't yell. No more wire. Daddy's girlfriend never yells at me about my teeth.

SPEAKER_06 9:47

Okay. See, this is this is why I do this is why I keep it real with her, and I'm just like, okay. So I was like, yo, you teeth brush? And she's like, no, we heard are they gonna be? Yeah. And then guess what? I just heard pitter patter going into the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

Uh she's faking you out. My kids did that too. My youngest son would be like, go take a shower. And like ten minutes later, I'd get up and I'd walk by the bathroom and I hear tsss. I open the bathroom door and he's just standing there with his clothes on.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

It is incredible because to me, I'm like, when they do things like that, you went through the effort. So why? And and so we're we're really talking a lot about lying now. And so I I have to say, I'm like, you know, when we're not being truthful, that that makes me not trust you. And she just looks and she's like That's gonna be a good therapy topic. Like, I don't give a shit. But you know, also, oh well, literally, three years ago, me and my ex-husband, we would talk about like, oh, let's take things away from her if she doesn't listen, you know, try and do the negative reinforcement thing. We are we learned very quickly that that does not work with her because he would say, All right, Faye, you're gonna do this, I'm gonna throw away your toy. And she'd be like, Do it.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

I don't like it anyway.

SPEAKER_06 10:57

Yeah, she says that, and then we would throw it out, and she'd be like, and I'm like, Okay, there's you have to literally go against the grain with everything with this child. So I just said to her, I was like, All right, hope they're brushed, and I'll come downstairs and I'll just look at her and I'll just be like, or I'll be like, let me smell the breath.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

I was gonna say, Do you smell the breath?

SPEAKER_06 11:15

I do, I do.

SPEAKER_03 11:16

Oh yeah, but my kids would just put toothpaste in it there, and why all the effort, like you said, like they're setting up the George Lucas sound studio to impersonate taking a shower or brushing their teeth.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

My girlfriend's son, he's he's like 22 now, but when he was little, she said that he used to go in, turn the water on just so he could fake brushing his teeth and she would hear it.

SPEAKER_05 11:39

Wild.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

She said, You spend more time faking it than just brushing your damn teeth. Yeah. That's a good point.

SPEAKER_03 11:49

Yeah. That's that's valid. Fee just came down and talking a lot of sense, Jenna. This is actually the best sense you've ever made. Look at that screenshot. I want to put the Braziers logo on there.

SPEAKER_06 12:01

I see we just we don't even know. Okay, I think Okay, so my kid just kidnapped me, clearly. What's going on now? That was like an ISIS takeover. I literally got a scope.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

She turned that toothbrush into a shank.

SPEAKER_06 12:14

Wait, I don't even see myself. You see me, and you see me twice? That's scary.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

We see you once frozen and not around.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

I really hope you're watching the video version right now.

SPEAKER_06 12:26

We've been doing this show for four months, and now's the first time that this happens to me. That's really finally it's not us, Jagger. I don't even know how to get rid of the other one because it only chose three on my side.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Wait, something's happening here. Hold on. I'm leaving. Oh, that was hilarious the way her face froze.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Oh, that's just perfect position. I'm photoshopping that into something.

SPEAKER_06 12:46

Yeah, I bet you will. So anyway, that's a big logo. I do find that sometimes the kids are really smart and how they can be savvy, but then I'm also reminded of at the end of the day how dumb kids are when my kid will play hide and black box. And she'll hide. Yeah, right. When she'll hide in the exact same spot that I just hid in, and she's like, come find me. And I'm like, okay, this is the reality of kids.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

You know, I actually prefer it this way, Jodie.

SPEAKER_06 13:10

I thought I'm gonna do this the whole rest of the episode because now I feel like I pick my watch, I'm gonna pick my nose, and the camera's gonna nope. I'm still safe. What else can I do while this camera's off?

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Gross. Take care of yourself on your own business.

SPEAKER_06 13:24

What did Jana do now? Try and imagine what I'm doing. Playing play a game. What do you think I'm doing right now?

SPEAKER_03 13:30

Oh God. You couldn't wait 20 seconds.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

I don't know. I think Mike from DC might have had something to do with this.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

This is our last episode. We got a 13-page email from Mike. Alright, I'll come back. Hold on. Had wait. Proceed. What the hell? She's eating breakfast now? Yeah. Well, my camera's broken.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Might as well have a Western omelet. Let's shove that down my gullet real fast. It'll be fine. Meanwhile, she hasn't brushed her teeth. She's only had her kid.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

Yeah. Have you brushed your teeth yet?

SPEAKER_02 14:04

No. Mike from DC. He's gonna have a lot to say about this episode.

SPEAKER_06 14:11

Didn't we talk about him in the last episode? I'm gone. Gone like the wind.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

What the hell's wrong with Jana? I think her kid unplugged something out of the city.

SPEAKER_06 14:19

Gone like the wind.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

Well, your name's there.

SPEAKER_06 14:21

I told you, I got a skull and crossbones, and all of a sudden my screen went black, and now it's uh not getting any better.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

Uh Jagger, could you just put a picture up of Ronald McDonald here? Uh where Jana's missing? Okay. On it. Actually, Wendy. Let's see Wendy. Stick with the theme.

SPEAKER_06 14:36

I love a little theme.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Yeah, just put a picture of Wendy's here. Uh those of you who are watching, you would be seeing Jana, but she's not there, so we've replaced her with Wendy from Wendy's. Not to be confused with Wendy, the slow adult, but right.

SPEAKER_06 14:51

Let us get your thoughts.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

Because much like Wendy from Wendy's, Jana also doesn't cut corners on quality. Sure. Oh, nice. Except for when it comes to the webcam that she buys. And the parenting skills.

SPEAKER_06 15:04

What are you gonna do? Has that kid brushed her teeth yet? That was C. Oh, yeah. No, her teeth. Turn on the stove. Mortgage is due tomorrow. Did you write the check? And get your shoes on for school. Drive yourself there. Yeah, now it becomes uh like when dad calls, it's like, come talk to dad, and it's the eye roll again. I don't want to. And I'm like, talk to your father, because I'll hear about it if I if you don't.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Oh yeah, you just made that up.

SPEAKER_06 15:41

No, you know, no, kids, kids really just begging to talk to you. No, she does love her dad, and she'll say to me, She'll be like, I want to talk to daddy, and I'll be like, Well, he's at work right now. So then we'll call like later that night, or when he calls, and then all of a sudden she'll be like, I don't want to talk. And I was like, No, you're talking to your dad.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Oh, I don't know about Jagger, but there's just nothing more magical than being a child stuck between two fighting parents and having them both expect you to like side with them.

SPEAKER_06 16:08

No, oh my god, I'd never I would never do that.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

You're like six. The bad thing is, is my parents never split up. I was always hoping that they wouldn't. Never freaking happened.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

I was trapped. Yeah, but but they'd be fighting, right? And then the one would be like, you know, you agree with me, right? You're like, oh god, I you know, I have to be left alone with this one.

SPEAKER_06 16:27

I can't speak for what's happening on the other side of the phone, but like for me, yeah. For me, I like that's that's manipulation. That's trauma that I'm dealing with myself.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

So uh when people are fighting, they're not always at their best, and I don't think a parent's always thinking about that they're using the kid as a pawn, they're just using a win if they can get a win, and that's not a win, but no, there well the thing is there shouldn't be winning or losing, and I think that's why our marriage wasn't working, because it had to always be a win or a loss. Think of the essence of the word fight. In a fight, there's gonna be usually a winner or loser. There's not usually a draw in marriage except for Jagger, they just stayed together. That's that's a they called it a draw.

SPEAKER_06 17:07

Well, it's really a loss for all parties involved in that situation as well. Right.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Me, then the community, everyone. Wendy, Wendy, Medicaid.

SPEAKER_05 17:19

Insurance fraud, the trailer action figure.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

But I was on the other end of it too. I mean, I was a divorced parent. You were a divorced parent? Yeah. And I went through some of the same struggles where it's tough, and you can get caught up in your own BS sometimes where you make bad decisions and you do things that are not best for for the child because you're so vindictive of these.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

And you're sitting in your car in your driveway all mad. You're like, how the hell did I get out here? Why am I in my car sitting in the driveway mad when I should be inside my house with a knife? Waiting.

SPEAKER_06 17:54

Oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

Oh, haven't done there yet. Jagger's getting savage today.

SPEAKER_06 17:59

But I think it's also a big problem with the kids, right? Because like kids are unpredictable, right? They say anything, and I think it's very easy then for one parent to assume that the other parent is doing something just because the kids said or did something. But at the end of the day, they're just kids.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Not my angel, maybe yours.

SPEAKER_06 18:16

Well, that's what they that's what they say before you have kids, too. Oh, that's not gonna happen to me.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

That's true.

SPEAKER_06 18:21

That'll never happen to me.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

I like how we got so deep on the program while we're having the technical issues that we're having. And it was lighthearted and fun when you could see Jana.

SPEAKER_04 18:32

It's literally dark.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Now it's like she's on the run from ice.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

But when you're looking at Wendy, it's easy to open up.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

Yes. I feel more confident looking at Wendy in the I'm so glad. I feel like I'm a son of a baconator. I want to dip my fries in that frosty. Ooh, gross. Shut up, Wendy. Hey, let's talk to her like she is Wendy. Jagger, ask Wendy your questions. Say, hey, Wendy, what's up?

SPEAKER_06 19:06

Um, nothing. I'm just prepping the chili for the the mask.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

How's your fresh hot beef?

SPEAKER_06 19:11

I love, I love you. It's always fresh, never frozen here.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Gross.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Do you need someone to come and steal your chili?

SPEAKER_06 19:20

I got buns for days. I love Wendy's chili. I feel like as a kid, that's all I ever ate.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

Yeah. Hey Jagger. Yeah. Where's the beef? I'll show you. And Wendy's buns. Gross. Oh my God. Well, better than a hot dog in the buns. How dare you? What are you gonna do about it, Wendy? What are you gonna do about it?

SPEAKER_06 19:41

It looks like I sit there and you smile. Well, you don't know what I'm doing right now. I might be sitting here and taking it. I'm taking it like a chip. Pickles and all.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

Oh my god. Off the rails. Wendy's gonna cancel their advertising with us soon if we don't stop. Wendy's chili and a baked potato.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

Oh my god. What a great lunch. Yeah, and you can kind of pretend you're beating healthy, even though nothing about that's healthy. Oh no. I remember the scam back when I was a kid, and Wendy's is like, oh, those French fries are we have baked potatoes. It's like with Velveeta cheese and sour cream and broccoli and broccoli and bacon.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Remember that 20 minutes that they had like some weird French fry grease that was new and healthy? Like, what was that? I can't remember.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Every fast food place has had that 20-minute new French fry experiment. Coca-Cola had that experiment too.

SPEAKER_06 20:40

I will say, McDonald's, they used to use beef tallow, and the world was a happier place.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

All right, I'm sick of Wendy. Can you change her to uh Grimace now, Jagger?

SPEAKER_06 20:50

Oh no, you can't even say that because I used to call my ex-husband Grimace.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

Well, look, he's joining us now.

SPEAKER_06 20:55

Sometimes he looked like he had no neck at all. We used to laugh so hard about Oh my god. Look at everybody, look who's joining us.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

Hey, Grimace.

SPEAKER_06 21:05

And it wasn't it wasn't even like a fat joke. It was just like sometimes the way his head would angle, I would just look at him and be like, hey Grimace.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

Listen, you're the one who scooped him up.

SPEAKER_06 21:14

You can't maybe he'd like you literally. I'm a grimace chaser too. I'm also into Barney.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

Shit. Even the hamburglers not safe. Man. No one's safe from this one. French fries McGee.

SPEAKER_06 21:32

I don't have a type. I don't segregate. I want them all.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

Yeah. So where are you traveling to next, Janna? And when?

SPEAKER_06 21:39

I will be in Jagger's neck of the woods. Uh not really, but I'll be in Florida next next week.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

All of Florida.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Orlando's like seven hours from me. It's not that close.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

Yeah, no, it's not at all. No, it's that's the things that's messed up. You get to Florida, you've just traveled down probably ninety five, or I don't know if you're coming from California, whatever that road is, but you survived like all these. States and like you're like, oh, welcome to Florida. That's funny. And then you realize that wherever the hell you're going in Florida is another four to twelve hours away.

SPEAKER_06 22:08

That's actually the same with all of our states. Pennsylvania is very similar. New York is very similar. No. You're not in New York, Anna. Oh, God. Okay, Marianne.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

Brooklyn already told you that. She's in New York. She's not a New Yorker.

SPEAKER_06 22:21

Yeah, New York.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

Yeah, if you missed that, go back to uh a couple episodes ago. We had Marianne from Brooklyn on. Tell all your friends.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

The Casket Supreme is the name of the show. You know, she's uh she's heavy duty liking me on Instagram now. I'm getting Instagram likes.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

Look at you. Maybe a little something going on with uh Marianne and Jagger. He's got a crush on the show.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

I'm gonna dip my fries in that frosty.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

He's gonna find a way to work her into the show. He's probably gonna use one of listener Mike's 25 ideas to work her in on the show, Mike.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

In fact, I think we should do it right now. And um, no longer Grimace, you're now Marianne from Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

Yeah. Hey, Marianne from Brooklyn. Hey, Marianne.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Hey, welcome back. Hey, hey Oh, that's a good way to get her back on. Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Well, we've got Wayne's on board now. We've got Marianne.

SPEAKER_02 23:09

Who else we're upset about me alienating our entertainment lawyer, but you you want to enter you wanna ruin Marianne?

unknown 23:17

No.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

How about you know? I'm complimenting her. I loved her. She was such a great time.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

It's a good show, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:23

I really enjoyed it, and I can't wait to hang out with her. We already made a date.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Oh, here we go. Oh my god. You're forbidden. Forbidden fruits. I'm tired of Janna getting the fruits of Jagger's labor.

SPEAKER_06 23:32

What do I get?

SPEAKER_03 23:35

The other fruits. Oh, yeah. The fruits that make me look professional.

SPEAKER_06 23:39

The rotten fruit.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

So what are you guys doing? Getting pizza?

SPEAKER_06 23:44

Yeah, no, yeah, we're gonna go to the pizza place by our own. No, no.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

Sabaros?

SPEAKER_06 23:49

No.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

I did not expect her to take my Subaros one-off comment that seriously. Yeah. I didn't know like she knew the original Sabaro.

SPEAKER_06 23:58

Listen, she's got layers. She's got layers, and I enjoy that thoroughly.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

Like they were talking about New York pizza, which one's the best? And I'm like, all right, here's my chance to be an asshole. Subaros! And Marianne's like, yeah, the one here is where it all started. I'm like, oh.

SPEAKER_02 24:13

It's funny, Jenna, that you say that because when I said I was gonna book Marianne, you're like, nah, I don't really like her that much.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

I did not. Now you're just throwing everyone under the bus, see? As one of the biggest Howard fans, I would never say that.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

One of the biggest Howard fans. Uh just get me a signature or something, for God's sakes.

SPEAKER_06 24:31

What part of being a fan translates to having Paul?

SPEAKER_02 24:36

You were inside the Sirius building, weren't you?

SPEAKER_06 24:38

Uh every day. I still have my badge.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

She picked up his talent through Osmosis Jagger.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

There you go.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

It's a gift.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

That's why she's also only on two days.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

I just feel by now I should have his autograph. I mean, you've adopted a cat from his wife. Right. We've talked to Marianne from Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_06 24:56

I was on the penis summit as I discussed.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Yeah, I mean, yes. I've been to Palm Beach. How do we not just have him on with us all the time, even?

SPEAKER_02 25:07

He's barely on his own show.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

That's true. You know, we could do the other three days, Howard. We'll do the Wednesday through Friday. Yes. Good shit. Jagger, make that happen by next time. On it. Thank you. Knowing Jagger he will. And I'll forgotten that I brought it up.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

You can barely commit to this.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

Yeah. Who me? I was so mad last time. I was so pissed off.

SPEAKER_06 25:30

Oh my god, he got defensive for a second.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

I was like, Well, here's another day I gotta be up at six. And I remember I used to get up at three.

unknown 25:37

Right.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

I'm glad six. I was up at four.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

That's because you have that weird hour behind everyone thing going on in Florida. The one little chunk of Florida that has it. It is confusing.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

Lower Alabama.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

Why don't you just give that thing to the Keys? They don't want to be a part of the United States anyway. One time they put up a barrier on the bridge because they didn't want anyone from uh the mainland coming to the Keys. This that's when they were the uh conch republic. So the U.S. government's like, all right, so they put up their own barrier and no supplies whatsoever got to the keys anymore. Oh, I never knew that. So then they immediately dismantled like their you know uh fort made of shells.

SPEAKER_06 26:18

They really are the conch republic, I gotta say. I was there last year. And then the the day after we left, maybe two days, the entire island just flooded everywhere, and I was like, well, made it out of there, the spnick of time.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

We've turned Jana into Jimmy Buffett for this part of the uh segment, obviously.

SPEAKER_06 26:36

Um I prefer Bob Marley, to be honest.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

Now you're just putting Jagger through too much work. You can't get all these pictures.

SPEAKER_06 26:42

Oh, I don't get the request.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

He's got a four-picture character. Well, I'm this character.

SPEAKER_06 26:46

Okay. Well, you know what you're missing right now is my cat came in the room, so she's rubbing up all on me.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Just put up Carrot Top for the rest of it, Jagger.

SPEAKER_06 26:57

Please don't. Please.

SPEAKER_03 26:59

You have a prompt box?

SPEAKER_06 27:01

I did.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

What's in your box? Show us. Yeah. Come on, Carrot Top.

SPEAKER_06 27:05

Uh, I got my right here.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Whoa!

SPEAKER_06 27:09

What? I have three cats. What are you saying?

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Did you forget that you're blank? Nobody sees your sea lion.

SPEAKER_06 27:18

I know that was the point.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Oh, man. Will any part of this episode be audible? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:26

Oh, I could turn my red light on now, do some red light therapy while uh we're sitting here.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

You were saying uh about a snack and a bowl. Oh, yeah. I watched uh reel because I have to watch reels while I'm while I have TV on. I can't just do one.

SPEAKER_06 27:37

And this guy's so unhealthy for your mental health.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

He's like, I'm fine. Look at me. Um he's like, hey, you know grapes? And he holds up grapes, right? Never heard of grapes. Grapes. Are they new? These are not a health food. They have been taken and made so large to be sweet, they are not nutritious. Grapes are not healthy. And I'm thinking to myself, shit, two weeks ago I wasted my time rinsing off three grapes for nothing.

SPEAKER_06 28:06

They'll say that about everything, though, nowadays.

SPEAKER_03 28:08

And uh I always thought grapes were healthy. I thought raisins weren't because they were shrunken down filled with sugar.

SPEAKER_06 28:14

Yeah, grapes are healthy. It's a real food, it's a real says in comparison to other fruits, they are higher in sugar, but I mean, at the end of the day, like you're never gonna get fat off grapes.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

I I could test that.

SPEAKER_06 28:28

I dare you.

SPEAKER_03 28:30

I bet you do keratop.

SPEAKER_06 28:35

You know, I also can choose to not look at you two.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

We don't know what you're doing. The funny thing is, there's not a big difference between Wendy and Caratop. They look pretty similar.

SPEAKER_06 28:43

It's pretty accurate. They're both stupid rich, too.

SPEAKER_03 28:48

Well, guess what? Now you're Rick Flair. Woo!

unknown 28:52

Woo!

SPEAKER_03 28:53

You're the one making more work for him.

unknown 28:55

I know.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

I couldn't resist.

SPEAKER_06 28:58

Let's see how tight you can make these transitions.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

You know, if I had to put these pictures in, I wouldn't have said one. We know.

SPEAKER_06 29:06

We knew that the day you called us and said, Hey, gonna have a podcast.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

He doesn't know how to edit or turn anything on.

SPEAKER_06 29:14

Right.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Or push buttons, including women. Yo! Hey oh, ho.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Especially women.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

Well, last time on the show or a couple of times ago, Jagger was the problem. He his internet was terrible and he was freezing and throwing uh my amazing chemistry with Janna. He was throwing it all off. We were terrible trying to riff, and Jagger would like talk three minutes into what we were saying because he was on a delay. What did you do to fix it?

SPEAKER_02 29:45

So I called ATT and Mistake. I was kidding. Well, I got myself an extender, so it's something that I plugged in. Oh, those are a scam. Are they? Yeah. It sounds perfect today. Well, that's just today. We'll see next time. I mean, this really past two shows has been fine.

SPEAKER_06 30:03

This show has been like parenting, where one day it's good, and then you think, okay, well, let's just replicate it, and then it goes so south the next time you're like, but I did what I did the first time. And that's just the way parenting is.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

I was watching the Outtake show with my girlfriend. She's like, why is he fiddling with his camera so much? I said, That's every day.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Every day. No, I stopped doing that. I haven't touched this camera. Don't you dare. Let me just put it a little bit over to the right there.

SPEAKER_06 30:30

Just because if he wasn't fiddling with that, he'd fiddle with something else, and we prefer this.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:35

Oh, yeah? We don't know what you're fiddling with, black box. Why don't you strike it up? You don't, but I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_02 30:41

Yeah. Strike it up. Strike it up. I feel like I'm back at Black Lick Elementary.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Right now, Jagger, just change Jana into a surprise and don't tell me. I want to be surprised at this. This will be the last change of the game.

SPEAKER_06 30:57

Definitely don't do that. I don't want a six pack.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

In my men or make her the uh the Star Wars character that's like Misogaboo. You just said you wanted a surprise and now you're requesting it.

SPEAKER_06 31:12

Everyone is seeing what the real Jojo is right now.

SPEAKER_03 31:15

Maker Napoleon Dynamite. Tina. Go get some dinner, you fat Lord. Fat Lord, come. Gosh. It's funny. Like, if somebody tells me they don't like that movie, I'm not sure I like them.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

You know, it's it that I feel the same way about certain things where it's like, you know, you can't trust someone when. Dot, dot, dot. This is a good example if you don't like Napoleon Dynamite. Because then you it means that you take life too seriously.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

You know, speaking of it.

SPEAKER_03 31:45

Anybody who wants a roundhouse kick to the face from these bad boys. That's a good topic.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Speaking of the Kaboleon dynamite, um, Marion. Kaboleon dynamite, I have a speech impediment because of my tumor, you asshole.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

Oh bringing it in.

SPEAKER_06 32:04

You sound a little defensive. Do we need to talk about this?

SPEAKER_03 32:06

Now you sound like my girlfriend. You're so defensive. That black box could be your girlfriend. I don't know who's hiding there.

SPEAKER_06 32:14

Maybe I'm with his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

Speaking of black boxes.

SPEAKER_06 32:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

Anyway, Napoleon Dynamite. Mary Ann from Brooklyn asked me specifically to send the show that she was on to JD, one of the producers on Stern, and and uh Mike Pearlman. I sent it to him immediately and said, Mary Ann requested that you get this. It's been cricket.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Really?

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Oh yeah. I've talked to JD a couple of times. Well, call him and tell him to look at my Instagram. Do it right now. Do it now.

SPEAKER_03 32:48

I don't believe I'm sorry, Mary Ann, God bless you. Thank you for coming on. Come on again. But I I refuse to believe that she does not have a separate number than the rest of the callers of that show. Oh you're gonna make her so mad. You're gonna make her mad. Because there is a different number. Well, to let people later. Yeah, I'll just tell you that right now. I know there's a different number. Oh man. Every radio station, there's a different there's a hotline that there's a hotline, there's a warm line, there's a peasant line.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Yes. She gets the hotline bling.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

I think she gets the warm line. Like if you're uh Conan O'Brien, you get the hotline. Tom Chiasano, you know. Yeah. Those types. Yes, yeah, exactly. Jagger gets it. But that's a deep cut on Howard. Janna has turned into Robin Quivers for no reason. Okay, great.

SPEAKER_06 33:43

Because I'm silent?

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Like, you're really probably just doing your actual job right now, aren't you? And just kind of. Oh, that reminds me.

SPEAKER_06 33:54

I do have to work soon.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

Let me also remind you you have a child that's supposed to be getting ready for school right now.

SPEAKER_06 33:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:01

Do you have your shoes on? Are you there yet at the school?

SPEAKER_06 34:08

Sign your own report called. Are you here? Clearly, who has the power of this relationship? Because I'm asking her, do you have this? And she's like, no. I think I'm supposed to say, get your shoes on.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

She could have walked into school like Fred Flintstone barefoot.

SPEAKER_06 34:23

That's the one thing that I've drawn the line on. I've let her do anything. When she wants to go to school, you don't want to brush your hair, fine. You want to wear two different types of shoes, fine. But you always gotta wear shoes.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Oh, yeah. Please. So where's your daughter right now? We can't even see you.

SPEAKER_06 34:37

I put her Yeah. You know what? This is actually a recording right now. I am downstairs. I left the building.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

Janice hacked the system. She figured out how to do it.

SPEAKER_06 34:45

I am Gemini.

SPEAKER_03 34:47

Oh, that's true. She figured the jokes on us. That's too bad. So is she supposed to be making her own omelet right now?

SPEAKER_06 34:54

Or no, she gets breakfast at school, actually. New York, uh These kids. I know. But that's not how.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Do you want Brown Tarts?

SPEAKER_06 35:05

Oh, he knows how I feel about Pop Tarts. I love them. I only I only love one flavor though. Pop quiz, do you know what flavor? He doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Brown sugar sandy? No gross.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

No, she likes the strawberry one.

SPEAKER_06 35:17

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 35:18

See? You don't know. I like how you said it with confidence, though.

SPEAKER_06 35:21

Fudge! Chocolate fudge. Yes, hot fudge Sunday. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

Oh, I think that was the part that I needed I couldn't find for the last two hours. Oh, you're just falling on the floor. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 35:32

I thought it was your brain.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

I was frantically looking for something. Yeah, that that wouldn't have even made a sound. Well, it's been fun um talking to all the different incarnations of Channa, Banana.

SPEAKER_06 35:45

It's everyone who I want to be.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Very entertaining. I like how like you never tried to get it back on again.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Just well, I figured here's where I guess my ego got the best of me because I was like, I could restart my entire computer, but I've already been gone for 30 seconds. That's too long.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Well, this is fun. The three-hour editing process will be fun when I do all that.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

Six o'clock tonight. Jagger still like, I'm on the seventh minute. So leave me blacklisted. Do you know what time it is?

SPEAKER_06 36:12

Leave me blacklisted.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

See, Jojo and I have discussed in private that you probably have multiple personalities, and this just proves it.

SPEAKER_06 36:19

Oh my god. Are you trying to add fuel to my ex-husband's fire? This is Janet. You know what? I knew I was surrounded by narcissists.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

We actually meet with him once a week for show prep. Speaking of me.

SPEAKER_06 36:32

Gaslighting as his finest.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

Janet, there's a movie for you on Netflix. It's in the top ten. It's called Gas Lit by My Husband. Really? Yes. I figured you could relate to that. Looks like it came straight off lifetime.

SPEAKER_06 36:45

I'll watch it.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

All right.

SPEAKER_06 36:46

Allegedly, though, I've I have never been in that situation before. You're awesome.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

You're awesome. You are. Oh. Whatever Jan looks like right now is awesome. You hang up.

SPEAKER_06 36:55

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

You hang up. I'm censoring myself. You go. You hang up first. You go. All right, for Jana Banana, peace out. Whoever that is right over there. And Jagger, I'm Jojo. Go to JojoWorldwide.com, book us for your uh wedding, your birthday party, your dances. Buy a shirt, buy a hat. We've got them all. We've got mine. We've got Janna's, we've got Jaggers. There's nothing you can't do at JojoWorldwide.com except for click on it. All right. Have a good one, everyone. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

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SPEAKER_01 37:49

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