The Cast Gets Listener Advice - Ep. 34

Some dude named Mike sent the cast a laundry list of ways to not suck.

Transcript

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Live from the holiday pools and spas studios, this is Jojo on the go.

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I think everyone hears music. Welcome to Jojo on the go. We're back. Hi, guys. Hello.

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It's been a minute.

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A minute. Jagger said it felt like you were gone for a year.

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Always gone for a year. I'm so tired. Can you not tell?

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When I first saw you on the camera, I was like, I almost wanted to just go back upstairs.

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Yeah, I feel I feel worse today than the day I rolled off of a plane from Costa Rica.

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Well, if it's any consolation, you look terrible too.

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Yeah. Thank you. I I I prefer that though. At least my my looks match my feelings. Oh shoot.

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I just said shoot. This is how I I must be sick.

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Self-sensored.

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Watching her mouth. Let's somebody get her to the hospital. What is happening?

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You must have been around kids recently.

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That's what I was gonna say. That's the difference between some of my other travels and this. It's not even that I traveled with my kid, which I did. I traveled with my kid to go be with kids. And like yeah, four days of straight kids. Um shot.

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How do you know they're all straight vlogging the day that Jana said shoot?

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It's too soon to tell.

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Right.

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We might lose some.

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Marsh is in like a lamb out like a lion, but not for Jana.

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Oh man, I really thought, yeah. I I'm I'm looking forward to April. I feel like I'm saying this at the end of every month now, just so that I can get like uh in my head a mental restart.

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Yeah, you travel as much as Jack Black in Netflix movies. Uh he's like you wouldn't know though.

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I don't have the points to back it up.

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It's like everything on the top ten of Netflix is Jack Black, like in the Amazon or in Jumanji or you have to respect it though.

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After a while of being out of the limelight, like the man does not know how to do something poorly. So when he comes in, he comes in hot. And I appreciate it.

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She hasn't seen that one movie, Nacho Libre. Oh no, I love that movie. How dare you?

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That's that's the thing, is I've never seen it, but I hear that the people who have actually love it.

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I love Nacho Libre. I see a lot of myself in that character.

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I love Jack Black.

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Yeah, you look like him.

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Very relatable. Size-wise.

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Janet disappears usually for a week because she's traveling and it's usually somewhere like with bugs or uh something that could eat you. Yeah, Costa Rica. Kids. Yeah. Well, you went to Canada. There's bugs.

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I went to Canada. There are.

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But so I was like, Janet, where'd you go before we started recording? And she's like, DC.

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I was like, oh it's only the nation's capital, and I'm like, I'm just so used to these fantastical adventures.

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No, you know what? It's my sister who lives down there.

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So it for me, it's nothing special. I I I'm there all the time. Um DC? Yeah.

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So uh that's why the government keeps closing.

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Yeah.

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Thanks, Jenna.

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Shut it down. Honestly, though, like this whole TSA. Oh man, it's it's a nightmare out there. And it goes to the White House. Who rang that bell?

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You had TSA issues?

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No, this time we actually took the Amtrak because it is a lot um faster to do that. And it is pretty convenient and cheap. Yeah. When you say it out loud, you feel like scum. It's ridiculous. And then you walk into the bathroom on the Amtrak and you're like, no, I am scum. But uh it was a lot more convenient than it would have been having to go to JFK or to DCA to get on a plane because like I've heard these lines. I'm seeing pictures on social media. Four and a half hours to get into a domestic flight. That's terrifying. And I'm flying on Monday.

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You're Jana. You can't tell me you ain't got that TSA pre-screen pre-screen. I don't.

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I genuinely don't. I I don't even know if that'll help you now or not.

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You got that green check mark. Get out of here. You know what's funny?

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The other day, I will say, we were at my sister's house, and my kid, she was trying to get my attention. So instead of saying mom, like a normal human, she likes to say Jana, Jana, and I won't answer. So she upped the ante the other day. She was riding the bike in the kitchen and she just goes, Jana banana, Janna. I'm like, I can't, I can't leave. I can't leave. And I answered, obviously.

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Janna's going to DC to watch kids. It's like, what are you, Jana Poppins?

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Pulling all the bullshit out of my backpack.

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Flying in on an umbrella. It says f you.

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That's exactly what it is. Honestly, that's what I feel like these kids do. They're big on the eye roll. They're just like, they don't take anything you say seriously. You're like, I'm just here to survive.

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Jim Jimmered, Jim Jimmy Reed. You.

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Kill me now.

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Nanny McPhee.

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It's super califragilistic. Oh my god, I want to die.

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I gotta watch the kids for the lady in the shoe. Next.

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I will say, my one-year-old nephew, though, is so delicious. And he did take his first steps on his birthday.

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Okay, no one cares about that.

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They don't eat children. Stop it.

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So what were they doing while you were babysitting? They're like at the Washington Monument and then Lincoln.

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Yeah, yeah, Dino, whatever. No, no, no. My sister, she was actually traveling for work. She's like an exec. So, you know, aren't you? Respect. Do I look like an exec?

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Oh, she got that green check mark. Yeah.

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Right. Um, she no, she's so important that she takes 24-hour work trip flights. And I'm like, yeah, no, not for me. Not for me. Yeah, it was terrible. But um, no, so I had to hop in because Auntie to the rescue and uh the kids love me. Santa poppins to the rescue. I just so happen to bring my parents along.

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By accident.

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Well, my mom's pretty helpful. My dad debatable.

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I put him in a timeout in a suitcase three weeks ago and I've forgotten.

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That would be him. He'd be like, Oh, you're hungry? Oh.

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I think I can have a good time with your dad down at the end.

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You would have a great time. In fact, on the city. You're right, you're right. In fact, you can come to Vegas from uh in later this month with him.

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Oh, yeah, we'd do real good too.

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He'd have a great, great time. He went to the casino the other day, actually, because uh it was 11 a.m. and we're like, okay, uh kids have been up for five hours, let's make them lunch. So me and my mom were dividing and conquering between three kids. My dad looks around, these are his grandkids, and he goes, There's too many kids here. I'm going to the casino. And he left to play poker for four hours.

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I want to be that age. Okay. You're like, stand up, declare I've had enough, and just leave.

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Me, you, and her dad in Vegas would be like a cross between the hangover and old dads and the three amigos.

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And handicap.

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Bucket list. Oh, does he have a placard?

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Uh no, he doesn't actually. My ex-husband had a placard, but my dad didn't. How funny? My ex-husband was 30 or maybe 29 when he got his first handicap sticker.

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Yeah, but you were his disability, so he's free of that now. My wife's got a permanent one. My son's got one. It's like everyone's got one, but me.

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You're safe though.

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But it's like they pull up in their handicapped spot, and I'm like, but I think I don't I don't think you should let me get out here. Can you like drive me around the back of the store and I'll be able to get out of here?

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Oh, you're having a conscience now?

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Yes. I'm like, I shouldn't be allowed in the just let me around back and I'll walk to the front of the store because I don't want one time I got really ticked off because my son had had like his eight or ninth surgery, and he has pins in his feet and like nails.

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He was just so inconvenient.

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That's what take me off his surgery. I was trying to have fun that no. Um, we we go to the pet store. So obviously, like he's finally out of the hospital and wants to see a ferret or something, and we park, we park at the it's the last animal and want to see a post stop.

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Dad, get me out of here. Why you want ice cream? I want a ferret.

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Best I can do is chinchilla.

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I used to do that with my youngest. I pretend it was the zoo, take him to the pet store.

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Yeah, so that's a great idea.

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We parked right in front of the Pets Mart in the in the handicapped spot because he is, he's got crushes, he's got like a scooter with wheels, he's got the whole tiny tin package, and then we go and we come out, and there's uh we see the piece of paper under the windshield, and I'm like, oh, they didn't trust you. And it goes, save this spot for people that need it. You underline are not handicapped. It's a real thing. Like the grammar threw me out, and then I got real mad because obviously my kid was in a lot of pain, and just those couple of steps were terrible, and somebody just assumed that uh that by looking at it, by sizing us up that they were a medical professional who knew who belonged in a handicapped spot and who didn't.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Well, I'm sure that they give fake ones out.

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Nothing. There are so many handicapped spots everywhere you go. Is there really a shortage?

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Right. I know.

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I was at five guys. It just opens itself up to so many jokes as a business name. But um my wife was inside picking up food and I looked left and right, and every single spot was handicapped. Right. Is that because of five guys giving you all those extra fries, or is it like part of their business policy?

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They do give a ton of extra fries. Isn't that wild? It's one of the best things about them.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

So here's I don't know if any nobody asked for the five guys business origin story, but the the father had like four or five kids. Makes sense. And he's like, I think five, probably. It timed out, I guess, that they were all going to college somehow at the same time. And he's like, you can either go to college or you can start this hamburger place with me. And all but one was like, We'll start a hamburger place. So, like, they they're like, We're slow, burger, fries, shakes, keep it simple. And like the menu goes up, and the burger says, like, I don't know, back then it was probably $12. And then, like, are you insane? And we're selling basically McDonald's foods, and you think people are gonna pay $12.

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Five guys is another level, though, I must say.

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And people weren't paying $12. The kids are like, Dad, we're tanking here. We're and so they're flipping out. He's like, I have an idea. So then he brings in free peanuts, and they're like, We're going broke, and now you're in getting you're getting peanuts shipped to our store. He's like, You'll see. So then the peanuts are a hit somehow. They start picking up sales, and then he demands with the fries that an extra scoop goes into every bag. And the sons are like, What are you? You're the literally the worst person to do business. This is like if Jojo had a burger place. If I ran any business, he's like, give them a whole extra scoop of fries, and they're like, Why? And he goes, 'Cause you want them to you want them to think they're getting value. So what they're doing is charging you double for the burger and spending about 50 cents on an extra scoop of the bigger. Oh, it's working.

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It is totally working. And I will say, because even when you're at a bar, it's a pet peeve of mine. And listen, I get it, and I'm not a business person, so I have to respect it. I hate when the bartenders like use the jigger and they're so like one Mississippi, two Mississippi. The thing you wouldn't know because you're just getting the free pours and you're well liquored. I'm sorry. It is. So like I hate when they measure your shot and then put it into your cocktail and stuff. Like, just go with your heart, whatever. Wait, is that the shot? That's the jigger? The jigger is the thing they pour in there before they pour it into the shaker.

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That's just like a little handle and it's like metal.

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Green check marks, you got a jigger.

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But a shaker. So I hate when they do that. So I I love the idea of what Five Guys does, which in my mind it was always just like they're pouring with their heart.

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But they hated their job.

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You say that because it is exactly like JoJo because it happens on this podcast. He's like, hey, I think we should make that episode free for everyone. I'm like, okay, people need to seize it.

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Right.

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This cheeseburger is delicious.

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Give it to everyone for free. You just get a notification. Our subscription is now 25 cents for the next seven months.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

I was literally how far we could push it before Jenna brought it up.

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I wasn't going to after the massive fight we got into last week, but boy, did I think it.

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Totally my fault. Totally my fault. However, we have seen a massive increase in subscribers, like 20.

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So the sponsors are just chomping at the bit, so they'll be by any time now.

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Like I said, I'm not a business person, so to each their own.

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A very high-level meeting. I was I told Jagger because Jana wasn't talking to me, but I had a high-level meeting over the weekend where uh I feel good about the future of things, and that's all I can say. All right.

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All right, Mr. President.

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I don't care if you lose us eight subscribers today, Jana. You you do you. She's self-censoring today. I think we're good. She said, what did she say? Golly. Oh shoot. Oh shoot. Jiminy Crickets. Today we have a massive subscriber dump. Janna!

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Meanwhile, I've already marked the clip. I've marked it twice for you, JoJo, for saying F.

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All of a sudden Jada stops being herself. Subscriptions tank. Why did she do this to us? Listen, all I'm doing is my best. Did he read the book I gave Jagger?

SPEAKER_04 13:56

You haven't given it to me yet. It's still on your desk.

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He can't get it through the camera. He said he can't afford to mail it to you.

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I know. He won't spring for the postage.

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I have to give a shout out to Black Lick Valley Elementary School, our prime demo. So uh a shout out to uh the teacher whose name I just immediately forgot. Oh, Lisa. I'm sticking with Lisa.

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The kids call her Lisa?

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But I'm sure they don't call her. But I didn't hear them go like Miss Lisa or so um, you know, I'm in a full-on panic attack Thursday night. Like, what am I doing? Why am I doing this? Who do I think I am?

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As you do with every project.

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Yes. Yes. Like we have all this equipment, but it's gonna fail. So I just didn't sleep. And you know, by 7 a.m. I was up and I had like all the equipment brought upstairs and ready to load into the van, which a guy who had a hernia that almost killed him probably shouldn't have done. Um I like he had it brought up. He doesn't lift anything. No, I did bring it all up. I didn't bring it, but I was so full of nerves. I was like, I can either walk back and forth on the floor or I can just take this energy and just start lifting things I shouldn't be lifting.

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So I didn't hope you used your knees, not your back.

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That's what she said. And so um our friends at Tri Luna Royal Cleaners decided that my Honda Civic wasn't big enough for an entire mobile entertainment setup.

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Right.

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And they actually got me a rental van, and I can't go back. Like, I don't see myself being able to even try to shove Mackey speakers into a Civic. I like I needed to be a little bit more than a little bit. Well, you know you can't keep the van, you have to give it back.

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No, why don't you sell your Osley and have a van from now on?

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Well, that's the thing. So the plan now, my wife's all in on this. She's like, and I'll co-sign because we just assume that my credit score sucks. Sure. She's like, I'll co-sign with you. But I have a lease payment that's under $300 right now. Like and I like that.

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Yeah, you're not gonna get that on a van.

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I'm like, can I use duct tape and put the speakers on the hood of the Civic? But I don't want to I know I'm gonna double my payment if I go to a van.

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Oh, absolutely.

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So at some point you have to like the five guys, like here I am running this business, let me put two times more into it than I get out of it.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Well, well, let's let's say because it's Monday, motivation. You you have to you have to invest in yourself, right? So sometimes what I've realized in my healing journey is I have lived a life of he a life of fear. So instead, if I assume to myself, no, no, no, I have this money, I have this success, I I instead of saying even I will, like just saying, Yes, this is mine, this is mine, things are supposed to come to you. So far, it's not working for me, but I'll keep you posted along the journey. For me, I'm doing my best. Yeah, you can't do it.

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I manifest the bad things.

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And does it work for you?

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Yeah, look at them.

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Look at them.

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How dare you?

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I can't not see him. Come on now.

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Of course. We should take a week off all the time. And you're the only two that's all the world. I know. I was gonna say you and I had to take the week off, and Jagger does twice the work. I think it sounds better after a hiatus. Take a hiatus every other week. Yeah, what do you want for 10 cents, like Janet pointed out?

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Subscription. Oh, there it goes, dropping again. Next, he's gonna say it's a penny. We're not even accepting pennies in this country anymore.

SPEAKER_03 17:33

Lucky for you, it doesn't go lower than 99 cents. Oh, God, there's some hope. We were gonna do nickel Friday, but uh we couldn't lower it that much. So no, it's just we're trying to we're trying to get thousands of people to uh enjoy the show. We're not so much at this point trying to make money, because why would you want to do that in a business? We're trying to get the stats to show to sponsors, and to do that, you got to make it available to as many people as possible. Plus, I mean, prices of things sucks.

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And we we need to thank our listeners because it really is thanks to them, our loyal listeners who have been there since day one. Yeah, our wonderful sponsors who have been believing in us and investing in us. That's the reason we're able to do it.

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And believe me, if you're a listener who got in on the ground floor, you know, you're paying a low $9.99. So it's great. Don't stop that. You're you're on the platinum tier. You get access to things that no one else does. That's why no one's aware of what I'm talking about. It's so secret. Our audience not only pays to listen to us, they also send us messages and emails and helpful advice on how to make our 99 cent podcast the best that it can possibly be.

SPEAKER_04 18:49

Yeah, we got amateur producers.

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We heard from uh Mike at six o'clock this morning who said I couldn't sleep tonight, and I just listened to your podcast that I love, but I had ideas swirling in my head that I thought I'd write down. Oh, great. So here's a man who hears our podcast, tries to go to bed and is haunted by what he's heard, and now has to work solutions out in his mind for us.

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The proof that what you think about literally comes to you in your dreams, good or bad.

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Now, this could be this email could change the podcast trajectory before I go any further. Okay. You understand? This could be the thing that, and then we'll owe it all to Mike, who has no profile picture in his email. But and he spells it M-I-C. It took me six months to find out how to put mine up, too, so don't worry about it. All right, he goes on to say, by no means do I expect you to use my ideas, but I thought it couldn't hurt since your show sucks anyway. I'll throw them really good pitch. He's like, Here, I'm gonna throw these uh ideas out. You guys are new and still getting your footing, but some of my favorite shows have recurring segments, some that I won't skip or miss no matter what. This is someone who is a podcast consumer. This is uh we should be listening to this guy, Jagger. Janna's sense. So it's like I it's what I like, and I can whatever. Alright, so here's the ideas. Janna's hot and bothered. Oh god. That's all I wrote. So I think that was just a sentence. No. Um I am hugely bothered. Here's the thing, Mike. Working on the other part. If you follow Janet Bananas on social media, you would see that she does uh hot takes.

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In fact, I just posted yesterday saying is everybody still into hot takes? Do we want to see more of them?

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Because I've got to see one of them.

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Right. Like, Mike, go to your archive, man.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Uh hundreds of people have seen you in your underwear already.

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Or less. 10,000 plus. You know, one day, one day my ex-husband said something to me. He's like, Well, a couple of people told me that they saw something on social media, and I was like trying to figure out. Well, I'm like, well, who is snitching? And then I looked and I'm like, there's 12,000 people who have looked at this. How could I possibly find out? News flashes.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

A couple people saw it on social media, hey? It's pretty good. It's pretty good. So, how do people find you on social media to see your legs and your hot and hot takes?

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Well, Facebook, I'm at Jana Banana, and on Instagram, it's at Bananas for Jana. But you can see all of our social media and a bunch of our segments, including hot take, on JoJoworldwide.com.

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His next idea for a segment is unpopular opinions.

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Which we've done discussed that, yes.

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Or we've talked about doing and haven't done. So in Jana's defense, she brought it up, we didn't do it. Yeah, maybe it's that.

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Again, I'm not a business person.

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You're better at it than me.

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But so far he's giving you all my ideas.

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Me traveling to DC with an umbrella like Mary Poppins. I think Mike is Janna in disguise. It's just Janna trying to help the show so it gets above 99 cents. Please let's say.

SPEAKER_04 22:10

If they don't listen to me during show meetings, maybe this letter will get through.

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I was too busy wrangling kids this weekend to have messaged you two under an alias. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 22:19

Mike in DC wants to know. Yeah. Whatever, Mike in D.C.

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That's my ass.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

Next one, next idea. Jojo Jagger Jana Twist could do Florida versus Central PA versus Long Island takes to play up hometown differences. Segment sounded better in my head. Well posted is letter. I say it's time for Sounded Better in My Head, the segment where our audience asks the questions and we all try and usually fail to answer. We have an example here of that. Okay. If you could be any animal for a day, what would you be and why? Audience answer read out loud first. I'd be a sloth. They nap all day and hang out in trees and literally no one judges them. Honestly, sounds like the perfect life. Jojo's anyway.

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He really couldn't sleep last night.

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This is somebody was on Gemini. Yes. Jojo, I would be a hog. Gemini and Molly is what he was on. Flying sharp eyesight. All right. This goes on for a while. There's a lot here. Thank you for the thoughtful suggestions, and I never answered the question how my DJ event went. Um first of all, thank you, Mike, and we would look at that.

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And anyone else who would like to advisement how to make things better.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

We welcome all of your ideas. Just go to JojoWorldwide.com and send us a message there. Um, yeah, so thank you to the Vikings at Black Lick Valley, the preschoolers were a very receptive audience to my jams and slick beats.

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The ones you didn't even know. But that's the beauty about being a DJ, is you don't have to know the song, you just have to hype it up and play.

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I put on K-pop demon hunters because I'm you know in the loop enough to know that the kids like that. I wasn't prepared for the mass freaking out, screaming, and every kid singing at the same time.

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You might as well have been the K-pop demon hunter at that time.

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I turned to the engineer that uh could didn't want to be working with me, and I was like, Is it me? Like, are they just excited that I'm here?

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Yeah, you're the sixth Jonas brother.

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He's like, it's a song. I was like, Oh, okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 24:36

Um You look like a rock star though in that clip. You were handling your business at Black Lake.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Well, yeah, because you can't be walking around filming kids at an elementary school either. They tend to frown upon that. They do. Uh I was trying to get like the ambiance without anyone in particular. Right. And I felt like weird about that too, because like the teachers are watching and I'm like, I've got my phone just I'm just filming lights. But it's amazing um how different a place looks when you walk in and it's just the gym, and then you transform it into Saturday Night Fever. Look it up, kids, if you don't get the reference. They won't. I think it was a perfect spot for me to try out. I wanted to thank them for having me. Um next gig coming up in Holidaysburg. Go tigers. It's a mini thaw.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Oh, that's actually that's a great, great cause.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Look at Jana. Like still plugged into this area.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

Well, and listen, you're wearing a Penn State hat and they're known for their thaw. And I've donated for it since I was in college because I had a couple of friends that went there, and I've been there several times for games and to visit friends. And um Thon is one of the most amazing. I think any sort of fundraiser that can do an overnight, a 24-hour anything, whether it's walking for breast cancer, whether it's dancing, whether it's making calls and answering for, you know, services and donations, like whatever it is, I think any sort of fundraising is good fundraiser.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

As far as thawns go, many are my favorites. I prefer many.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

So this is the high school in honor of Penn State. Not in honor of inspired by they're doing what they do. Mini thawn. So that's like 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Nice. Uh not so much all night because I don't know, honestly. We I did an all-night gig once, and the speakers in the amp blew up about six hours into it. So I get a little nervous when they're like, yeah, the gig's nine hours long. That's like my greatest fear. You know, when we were on the radio for you guys, you probably had dreams where you were off the air and you couldn't get on. Suddenly you forgot.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

They were realities. Which button is which?

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Yeah. Well, and when you're doing like a DJing somebody's school event or a wedding, your worst fear, and I don't know about you, Jagger, because you do it too, yeah, is I'm just staring at all the equipment, waiting for all of it to fail me at any second. Like the like just looking at the speakers, just hoping that they don't sizzle out. Because what do you do then if you're at somebody's most special event of their life, their wedding, yeah, and all of your sound goes. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 27:12

And I'll be honest, that's probably worse than having dead air on a radio, despite the fact that the company is now losing hundreds of thousands in fines. Yes, but like when but at least you're not in front of people. Like that's what I'm saying. I'd rather an engineer. Yeah, I want an engineer to come yell at me versus a bride and her mother.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

Someone to come in and go, you've been off the air 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

All those feelings.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Those feelings will subside, and the chances of both your speakers blowing at once are very, very slim. Oh, you just still get one.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

You just put it out there. You just put it out. Remember, we're talking manifesting this episode. It's manifesting Monday.

SPEAKER_04 27:46

It's your job as a job as a DJ to make sure the clipping. So make sure it's not clipping. Check the red light.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

Oh, oh, speaking of Mike, who who gave us some wonderful insights. Um that would be a funny segment for us to do. Manifesting Monday. We each put out there something good or bad, and then the next day we circle back and see if it happened.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

We're trying to destroy my mobile DJ business. Let me check with Mike and see if that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Yeah. Is he awake still? Is he doing his own thon?

SPEAKER_04 28:18

Well, he's on a Coke bench, so yes.

SPEAKER_03 28:20

He's still writing that email right now as we speak. He's coming in with ideas. Um, so yeah, that's my fear, but Jagger says be prepared. So be prepared for that.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

And then you'll you'll get used to it.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

It'll be so what, buy a whole new set of speakers and bring them to every gig that I have too, just in case. You don't have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

I know I think you just need to not be socially awkward in case something does happen, which that is more your speed.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

So listen, things did go wrong on my first gig because somehow I practiced the night before, and between the night before and the gig, the entire layout of the computer screen that I had practiced on changed completely.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

So pivot? Pivot?

SPEAKER_03 29:00

You know the little pictures of like little turntable records that was like all dumbed down for me. I get there, there's these wave files that look like EKGs, and I'm like, I don't how am I supposed to is this still the is this what how do I play music on this? How am I supposed to max I'm matching up waveforms? What happened to the cartoon of the record?

SPEAKER_04 29:20

Right.

SPEAKER_03 29:21

But you know, the people who set that up are an hour away. I'm in front of all these kids. So yeah, I screwed up once or twice, but after like the second time I learned that I'm very good at turning into like Don Rickles or whatever relevant comedian you want to put in here. And and fixing the problem at this point. Don Rickles at an elementary school events, awesome. I'm telling these jokes to four years old. I think we're doing two different shows.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

That's a very salt comic.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

I mean, I would attend. I do Matt Reif. There you go. Confuse Matt Reif with Don Rickles. It happens all the time.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

It's probably safer to have Don Rickles at an elementary school than Matt Reif.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Let's be honest. Don Rickles. What the hell are you looking at, kid? You need Jim Gaffigan or something.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

You're a brr.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

You need Fluffy, Gabriel Glacius.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Oh my god, love him. He's so funny, I will say. One of the most consistent stand-ups when I watch it, I actually enjoy it. Because you know, there's a lot of people who are funny when they're off the cuff or whatever, but in a stand-up it doesn't really hit. Fluffy is hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

He probably is, but Netflix just put him on the front screen so much, and I'm like, oh, get that guy. Like every single time I turned on Netflix, now it's just Jack Black.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

But you shouldn't be making fat jokes. That's not nice.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

I didn't make coming from the queen of them. Right. You chubby chaser.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

I am a chubby. Oh, look at this now. I got a type.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

What? Fat? Yeah. Janice Hotten bothered for dad bod. Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_02 31:02

You like a guy with like all I'm saying is I I I'm not saying that is my type. I am saying I've never been with someone with a six-pack. I feel like I either get them where they're lanky or they're they've got some meat on their boots.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Oh, I just thought you meant they they drank the six-pack before they were with you. Yeah, that too. Hey, who wants to give a shout out to our friend Heath and everyone at Moments on the Move Travel?

SPEAKER_02 31:28

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SPEAKER_03 32:13

And he's testifying Jagger. Yes, exclusive. Or he's entering. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

Righteous gemstones. Oh, I need to catch up on that. Stop reminding me.

SPEAKER_04 32:24

Brother Baby Billy. I just want to point out, too, that it's not just because it's Jan a banana that she gets that kind of special attention from Heath. That's everyone.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

It is everyone.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

The banana treatment. He gives you the banana treatment. Go see Heath and get that banana treatment.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

I'll get that banana from anyone at this point.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Moments on the move travel.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

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SPEAKER_04 33:21

Don't let that stop you. I mean, it's still a great, you still get the donuts. You have to look at Jojo's face, but whatever.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

I don't stare at you the whole time you're eating them. I just for the first two, I look at you long.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I would sacrifice having to look at you to eat a donut.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

That's for that's so the kindest thing that Jan has ever said, and it will get me through my day, which uh is busy. Look, see, I'm I'm on business, I have papers. Nice. Are they all blank? Or are they got right?

SPEAKER_02 33:47

Any paper he's ever shown us has had nothing on it.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

Uh that there's stuff on here.

SPEAKER_04 33:51

Is that the cease and desist from our entertainment lawyer?

SPEAKER_02 33:54

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 33:55

That's you. Yeah. I'm waiting for a certified mail.

SPEAKER_05 34:00

No, you're getting an actual summons.

SPEAKER_04 34:02

There's gonna be a knock on your door. I hate her so much.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

Can you say that about lawyers? She's not my lawyer. Take that out. I'm not hearing about that.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

The sad news is I had it together over here.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Wait, wait, wait, time out, time out.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

Do you think, first of all, not coming back if you don't take that out?

SPEAKER_02 34:19

First of all, not that this is how men should treat women because you know, as a kid, it was always like, oh, they have a crush on me because they were mean to me. And my nephew the other day said something like that, and I was like, but you know that's not a real thing. But maybe, maybe this is Jagger's way of showing love. Yeah, and maybe they've got a little crushy on each other.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

Well, I know she doesn't have one on him. She might be a chubby chaser, too. You never know.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

They love to hate and hate to love. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 34:48

She's shown him like the six paragraph, seven-page email that she sent me, two-sided her concerns about you. Who sends a double-sided email? See, that's exactly what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

I mean, she's efficient, she likes to save paper, so I I I have I can't hate her on that.

SPEAKER_03 35:05

She had a carrier pigeon, drop it on my roof.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

But I will say, if it has something to do with me as well, then I support Jagger.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

To be fair, I asked her on our meeting. No issues with Jannah. I asked her in our initial meeting, is it okay if we make you the villain of the show? She said yes, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

You did. You did ask that.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

We did? Yeah. I wish we had that once. It really like threw me off guard when I heard you say you hated my entertainment lawyer. I know. No, it's just a bit.

SPEAKER_04 35:33

Oh. It's just pretty much. You love my entertainment lawyer? Oh, I love her so much.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

Yeah, and I love my ex-husband. Hello. That would be so messed up if I didn't. You know, who who says I love you, marries someone, builds a life, and then just says they hate them. Not me.

SPEAKER_04 35:50

I don't know, America. About you, Jana.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

I'm just trying to have your back here. Come on now. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

She's trying to take the heat off you from the law.

SPEAKER_04 35:59

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. No, I love I love her. What's her name?

SPEAKER_03 36:06

She's the only reason I'm not in prison, I think.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

Yeah. So she'll have you believe. I have five lawyers. She has legal munchens. You're sick, Jojo. I need to make you well.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

She just swallowed coffee beans. That was nasty.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

Only I can save you, Jojo.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

My lawyer is not Gypsy Rose's mother.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

Yeah. Is she a narcissist? She's trying to just like gaslight.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

I'm your Lord and Savior. I would just like it on record that I very much appreciate my entertainment attorney, and uh, I have I don't know these guys.

SPEAKER_04 36:40

So and we agree and we thank you for letting us uh make you part of the show.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

You know you're just gonna give me like 15 more forms to send your way to fill out now, right? That's fine. You just just you know they're coming through right now. Can I DocuSign? Do I have to do it in person? Yeah. We were setting up DocuSign for this company, and of course, by that I mean Jagger was setting it up because I didn't know how. I got frustrated. And then he wrote back and he's like, This is too expensive. We're not doing DocuSign. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

No, there's so many free services nowadays that you can forge your signature on.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Right. Yeah. Now until the day I die, I get 17 junk messages from DocuSign.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

Like I also signed you up for like Gold's Gym free membership.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

So you're gonna give me the same 25 checks a day. That's another bit we're doing.

SPEAKER_04 37:30

Limit extended warranty on your vehicle, and that's me too.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

I won't need it now that I'm turning it in for uh a van. I can't wait to see what van you get. The one down by the river.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Yeah, exactly. He's getting a Facebook Marketplace van. Come on now.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

Believe me, that was my idea because I was like on Facebook Marketplace, and it was like van, twelve hundred dollars. I was like, ooh, hon, look. He's like, you're not getting that. Hardly any DNA inside. Chances are you've seen it seven times on the ID channel. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 38:05

All right.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

Well, uh, I loved hanging out with uh you guys today, and thank you so much for listening to Jojo on the go. Tomorrow we'll raise the uh subscription price to $37.99. So hurry up and tell your friends to subscribe today. Be aware. Kenna can't be going to DC on a train living in a bathroom at 99 cents a subscriber. She needs that real care.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

All I'm saying is there were two bathrooms, one to the left, one to the right. I looked at both of them, and my dad was behind me because he had to go, and then he looks like he goes, are either safe, and I'm like, nah, we made our way back to the seat.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

Well, whether you're listening on an Amtrak train or from the comfort of your office or in your car, thank you so much. Until next time, or in your van down by the river. Jojo on the go. Janet Banana, Chagger, yours truly. JojoWorldwide.com. Buy a hat or something. Oh, we have hats. We got hats now. We got it. We're working on it. Yeah, we're working on it. What are you sewing them? JojoWorldwide.com. Bye. Y'all.

SPEAKER_00 39:16

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