The Cast Gets a New Garage - Ep. 28

Boopie is buying the Jojo family a new garage, but Jojo has some wish list items that are adding to the bill.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Live from the holidays on the studio. This is Jojo on the show.

unknown 0:26

Hello.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Jojo on the go.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

How'd we get to Friday already?

unknown 0:37

Time.

SPEAKER_05 0:38

A week ago, I was leaving for Costa Rica. Gary told us that story.

SPEAKER_04 0:44

I don't recall. Let me tell it again.

SPEAKER_05 0:47

No, thank you. I like to part with the ant and the butt cheeks, but you like anything with butt cheeks.

SPEAKER_04 0:55

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 0:56

I wouldn't go that far.

SPEAKER_04 0:57

Are you a butt man or a boob man? I'm always curious about guys in this.

SPEAKER_05 1:01

You mean am I a breastman or a fly man?

SPEAKER_04 1:03

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:04

You're always curious if I'm a butt man or a boob man. This is what keeps you up on your first class flights.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

I'm always curious about men in general because it's funny, like men do have a preference most of the time. And sometimes they say everything, but I do feel like every man has a thought, and I would like to hear your thoughts.

SPEAKER_05 1:25

I've never been that picky about rest.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

Okay, I can appreciate that as a woman.

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Like a fresh.

SPEAKER_05 1:42

I'm a buttman.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

You're a buttman. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:45

Yes. Unlike some women, I'm not judgmental about size, and I uh I think breasts are great.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Any and all?

SPEAKER_05 1:55

Any and all. Yeah. All right. I've had the pencil erasers. Beach balls. I mean we can do it all here, Jenna. You make it work. And by hat, I mean I saw a magazine.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

I know you you obviously have never ever been with a woman before.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

You can tell. A magazine. You're telling your age.

SPEAKER_04 2:22

That's how babies are born.

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Magazine.

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When a daddy loves a magazine so much.

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I'm reading. Um, I don't I I just think I love I love uh women. So that's nice. The same. We all do. You know? Just uh why can't you say something sensitive? Like, are you an eyes man or a smile man? Smile man. You like the boobs or the it?

SPEAKER_04 2:57

I mean, it's just a realistic question though. I'm not trying I'm not trying to lie. I am um I am a lobbyist for reality.

SPEAKER_05 3:07

I'll tell you, I was never good at when I dated somebody they'd like months in be like, pop quiz. What color are my eyes? Well no. I'm like, first of all, I can barely see my hand in front of my face. I don't know. I know you have them.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

I assume.

SPEAKER_05 3:25

It doesn't make you any less special w if they're brown or like I never had a preference on eye color.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Well, I think I think the the point of that, and obviously that's a juvenile example, but it's that obviously it's that women want to feel seen and understood and like know that there's actual thought in things and that you pay attention.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

Granted, they could have told me their eye color too, but I still forgot. Right. Yeah. Good to see we solved the echo problem from the last episode. It turns out it was Jagger's fault.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

It turns out all you had to do was talk about tits and ass.

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Fixes everything. And then the even even the echo stopped listening.

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The AI was like, get me out of here.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Oh my gosh. Excuse me, I'm so giddy because my wife is about to uh get something she's wanted and longed for for years. Finally, a decent husband she'll be getting um arriving today, UPS. No, a garage door. You know, something happens when you turn into a homeowner. You get excited about stupid things. Correct. Because as a kid, if I saw my parents jumping up and down, we're getting a new garage, I wouldn't be jumping up and down with them. And I'm sure the audience isn't jumping up and down with me either. But let me explain the current situation of our garage. First of all, I believe it's between 40 and 60 years old. Like you. It's heavy wood, it's sagging, just like me.

SPEAKER_04 5:00

So are you getting full of the singers today? Are you getting a garage facelift too?

SPEAKER_05 5:07

Two for one deal. The fun part is if it's 10 degrees outside, the garage will work fine. You go up above 60, 65, the garage will go maybe almost halfway up and short out and stop and die.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

Due to like the humidity, it expands, kind of like every door in the house.

SPEAKER_05 5:29

Okay, so that's that was my scientific deduction. Not for a garage to do that. You want your garage to open and close no matter what you're doing. It's just the door will not open the door. That's a valid question.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

Yeah, are you just replacing the door or you're replacing the whole unit?

SPEAKER_05 5:48

No. So that was an issue. We had experts here looking at it. My wife's there, and I say to one of the experts, We could probably keep that motor because it no is what my wife shouts. Sure. As the expert was nodding, yes, we could keep the motor. She's like, No, I want it all out. I don't trust any of it. And she goes, And I want the springs out. It's like, well, garages have springs. I want them out. Okay. So she doesn't care. Anything having to do with that garage is getting ripped out. We're getting a new one with no windows, and she wants it cherry wood color. Wow. It's beautiful. How much the rest of our house looks like shit out of the house. It's not setting me back anything. And this is another controversial subject that's come up on the radio show and here. And very wisely, my wife and I, mostly on my wife's part, we keep our finances here.

SPEAKER_04 6:50

I was gonna say that is the most wise decision she could make.

SPEAKER_05 6:54

Yeah. She has her own bank account. I can't get into it unless she lets me use her debit card like I'm a kid and she's the mom. Give me your debit card. Give me some smokes.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

Get yourself a piece of candy. Give me some sandwich.

SPEAKER_05 7:08

You have an allowance. Get you a nutter butter. And then because her card is she's been hacked so many times, her card has location service on it. So if I take her card and I go to the store and I ring everything and they check me out, the car gets declined because she didn't turn off location service at home. Oh wow. So I'm in front of the line of people calling her up. Please turn off your anyway. This is all her. It's all her. She got she has her own funds. She obviously doesn't want to be tied up with a guy who suddenly decides he's going to start a business form and LLC, immediately go into the red, spend thousands of dollars on equipment that's not even the right equipment. She's just separate from that. I don't blame her either. She does her own thing, it's her garage. And it really is her garage. It's a one and a half car garage. So one car. One car. One car and crap all around the walls. You know, from like Christmas and stuff you put out. So this the garage is gonna look great, but the rest of the house is then gonna really look like it's from 1956, which it is. So now I chime in since it's not my money. You know, since we're doing the garage, you should probably rip out our sidewalk because those cracks look stupid. And we're gonna have this nice garage, and then it leads to the sidewalk that sucks. And she's like, Yeah, you're right. I was like, win. And while we're you know, the sidewalk leads up to the quit while you were at it. That goes to the front door. We need to redo the entire stoop because that's gonna look like crap once we redo the sidewalk. I got her up to the door. So I got the sidewalk, I got the stoop. I I'll call it a win. Um can you get the siding throat in? And then I was like, then we should stone the entire outside of the house. She's gonna stone you at this point. Again, uh, I honestly couldn't even tell you what my wife's net value is. I know it's greater than mine at this point.

SPEAKER_04 9:15

Well, anyone's is greater than yours at this point.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

Yes. Yes, there's many fun things. It's like when you run a business, I think one day the bank thinks you've won the Powerball, and then the next day the bank thinks that maybe they should send you an application for an EBT card. They do a wellness job. Both are accurate. Because it's literally like there'll be a day where my bank account I would show somebody and be like, hey, yeah, this is my business. Most of the days I would not do that.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

I think that's like behind the curtain of being an entrepreneur, and that's where you really have to give anyone who does a startup business, like a lot of our sponsors, a big pat on the back because it is a constant hustle. It is a lot of commitment, it is a lot of sacrifice, and it is 100% not glamorous by any means. I know that what they show you on social media is going to say otherwise in certain businesses and certain content creator influencers, this and that, but starting a business and maintaining a business is no joke.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

A lot of people down content creators, which is also something that we do. True. And I'll tell you something, I don't know you must have never done it because we're our own uh actors, we're our own editors, we're our own distributors. We do all of that. And it takes hours sometimes to put together something that's one minute. I'm not the guy sitting in the car trying to hamburger and being like uh four out of ten. Maybe I'll branch out to that because it does pretty well for people. That would be good content. And now I'd like to. Like we had mentioned last episode, the CEOs are doing it, and maybe I go out and try an arched luxe in my car. I don't know if you're not gonna do it. But a lot of people But a lot of I I actually saw a guy who does these videos about a guy or a girl who turns out to be a monster and he tells you their whole story, and he went on about how it's like an 18-hour process for him, and he has a staff, but his staff would never do it the way that he wanted it edited or any, so he would redo it, and then somebody said, Dude, you have a staff. So now he keeps bringing in staff, and like every day he'll fire a staff member after one day. Don't get any ideas.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:39

Believe me, nobody else wants to work with me. You guys are good.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

That's for sure.

SPEAKER_05 11:42

So job security. I just like to stick up for folks who are content creators. I know you think that if you're not punching in and doing eight hours that you're not doing a real job, but I can attest that it is frustrating and it does require skill that you gain over time.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

You know who I'm impressed by?

SPEAKER_04 12:03

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

I'm impressed by Tri Luna Cleaners. Their content is top. Have you seen that? I taught them everything they knew. Oh no, did you?

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No.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

I would like to think I was an inspiration for them, though. Yes. They're doing great. So check out their Luna Cr. Yeah, they actually reached out to me the other day. They were uh telling me that they they have some new clients thanks to the podcast. Nice. Um I think it's very ironic who one of their new clients is. And I'll damn it, I wish I could tell you. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

But I was like, Well, all I know is it's not me because they refuse to hire me.

SPEAKER_05 12:40

As a cleaner.

SPEAKER_04 12:41

Yeah, I tried.

SPEAKER_05 12:43

Well, you're telling these stories about your first class up in the sky. Champagne. The flying pond. We got fur delicious with us over here. Like you can't be cleaning toilets.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

Yeah, cancelled for something.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

Because she peed herself.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

So was I. I was canceled. Ten years ago. So I guess it happens in increments. Right.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Whatever you do, don't soil yourself. It'll take you right out. That's the truth. Worse than an offensive joke. Speaking of which, Jagger's about to tell some jokes on stage down in the panhandle of Florida.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

That's true. It's coming up, isn't it? Yeah, March 21st. Saturday, March 21st at Genie's Coffee Shop in Pensacola.

SPEAKER_05 13:25

Does he know Genie's Coffee Shop, everyone, in the Panhandle? Of course. It's the place to be now. Here's the hook. Jagger didn't come up with these jokes. Nope. Jagger told AI to give him a stand-up routine and print it out and make it all.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

If I remember correctly, sorry to cut you off, but you specifically said, sound like me, right?

SPEAKER_02 13:49

Yeah, I fed them, I fed them like. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

That's my question. I'm so curious about this.

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So so I fed into AI details about my life and said, create a stand-up routine based on my now AI is in therapy. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 14:06

Ringlet. It immediately I told AI everything about my life, including my social security number, my backpack. All in one breath.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Yeah. So it it spit out a stand-up routine based on my current life and situation. So uh it's going to be tailored. So it's not somebody else's jokes, and there won't be offensive jokes. This this is a clean, a clean stand-up act. I'm at a coffee shop, not at a uh a tattoo parlor. The edgiest he'll get is the word tush.

SPEAKER_03 14:33

Right. I might say tushy.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

And then as a special reward for the audience who has to sit through this at the very end. He's gonna go, oh, and by the way, AI wrote all the way.

SPEAKER_04 14:47

How is this gonna go realistically?

SPEAKER_05 14:48

Like, do you think they're gonna be like, oh, are they gonna be like, uh well, first of all, they're gonna be three sheets into the wind because they had to sit through this thing.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Well, here's the thing I don't know how it's gonna go, but you're gonna find out because it is gonna be uh a special episode that we're gonna upload that everybody can watch the entirety of my stand-up routine. It's gonna be about eight to ten minutes.

SPEAKER_05 15:09

That's gotta be on Roku, a Roku channel too, right? Yeah, everything. All the platforms will put it on. Yes, that's right. We have a television channel. Why would you think we wouldn't? Of course. Didn't I just tell you that I'm broke, even though Jagger paid for the channel? Um you go if you have a Roku TV or a fire stick, you look for Jojo on the go, that logo you see behind Jagger if you're watching the video version of the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

Yeah, and there's a tutorial on how to do it on JojoWorldwide.com that I'll walk you through how to how to hook that up. It's fun. I love having a video.

SPEAKER_05 15:39

Oh, you post a tutorial?

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Yeah, it's funny.

SPEAKER_05 15:42

Hey, good news, everyone. Shout out to Randy, who just joined us on Patreon right in the middle of the day. Hey, Randy. Hey Randy. See, this is how that works. If you join us while we're in the middle of an episode, that could happen for you too. Yeah, thank you for the $2 a month, Randy.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

Thank you, Randy.

SPEAKER_05 16:02

Honestly, seriously, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

But what I was saying is I love having it on my TV because I work from home. And so uh when I'm doing my other job and I'm sitting at my maybe dining room table, I put us on in the background and listen to the podcast and it fills the whole room. It sounds so much better than on my phone. So I love having a phone.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

Well, you're a tech guy, so that makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 16:21

Yes. Yeah, I do love it. Um everyone brings their own skill sets to the table for Jenna. It's an exciting life. It's uh reminding me that I'm not as funny as I think I am.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

Or as young as you are.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

I don't think I'm young. And shouting out various genitals at certain points. Yeah. Yes, just randomly.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

Balls! It's an illness.

SPEAKER_05 16:44

Keeps us on our toes. Jagger is the guy that's gotta take this pile and mold it into something that we can persist. One man's trash is another man's treasure. We produce the trash. And Jagger turns it into a treasure.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

I make chicken salad out of chicken.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Why couldn't you do lemonade out of lemons or something?

SPEAKER_05 17:08

Yeah, why are you gonna be offensive, Jagger?

SPEAKER_02 17:10

Because I work with you two.

SPEAKER_05 17:11

No, yeah, it's rubbing off on them. Somebody's coming by to do an estimate on something. I have to tell them to wait because we're knee deep in this program right now. Let's do it live. We'll do it live.

SPEAKER_04 17:22

What's an estimate for?

SPEAKER_05 17:24

This estimate is for the ripping up on the sidewalk. Perfect timing. Hang on a second. Can your guy come 30 minutes later around maybe?

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Voice text is so terrible. It's going to say I'm not C O M E, by the way. I'm just warning you.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Well, on yours because it knows your algorithms. But anyway, you could get Jan and I over with a couple jackhammers for free. We'll get that sidewalk.

SPEAKER_05 17:58

I never thought of the implication of putting a sidewalk out. I just thought you put a new sidewalk over the old one.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

Kind of like my roof that had 52 layers.

SPEAKER_05 18:06

Sidewalk cover. Yeah. The experts are like, you need an excavator. I was like, I need a what? Like that thing I played with.

SPEAKER_04 18:13

You didn't know it was an actual tool.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

Yeah. Like we'll be lifting up these, man, and then I'm excited to see like what's underneath those slabs after they lift them up. Probably a body. Could be. At least a wheat penny. A time capsule would be sweet. That'd be sweet. Right? From like from the first people who like built this place poorly. That'd be sweet.

SPEAKER_03 18:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

You know what my favorite part is is when professionals come over, like contractors or plumbers or electricians, they look around like, oh my God, who did that?

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Always, but you know, here's the thing. God, who did that? Sometimes I'm I agree with them and I'm like, I know this is definitely a hazard. And other times I'm like, well, this is how they want to make their money, right? Like the painter walked into my house and he just looked at the ceiling. He goes, Oh, this is so trash. He goes, 20 grand whole house. And I'm like, oh, that's convenient. Like, you know, how about I bring someone who That's in the painter handbook, Janet?

SPEAKER_05 19:07

That happened to me too. Looked at the ceiling. Who did that?

SPEAKER_04 19:09

Exactly. It's like sales salesman 101.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Yeah. I've had lawyers like that.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

That's what we should do.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

What? I've had lawyers like that trying to sell us a pill of goods.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Right.

SPEAKER_05 19:21

Well, here's the the most hilarious part is we paid to have the house inspected like three different ways from Sunday, and every single contractor or whoever comes in will go, Who did that? That's not up to code. And I'm thinking in my head, but the three inspectors that we paid.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

My point exactly. Yeah. You know what's so funny, actually? So my uh my father-in-law is uh a contractor, he's a certified plumber, he does all this kind of stuff, and he's really helped us in both of our homes that that we owned. And the first house, he put in a bathroom because my sister-in-law moved into the basement, and one day she was having an issue with like the sink or something. And so he came over and he's looking at it, he's like, damn, who who did this? This is such a shitty job. And she looked at him, she goes, You did. And I thought that was the most hilarious thing. I'm like, Well, we got free labor, but clearly it shows.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

I just made a very unfortunate error.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

See, this is what I said. Voice text. No bueno.

SPEAKER_05 20:19

You said I texted the guy we didn't pick to do the sidewalk. You got the wrong missy. And I said, Can you wait to come? We we did pick this guy, and now I've asked him to show up and now he thinks that he's invited for something else. Um I just love it.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

I just love it.

SPEAKER_05 20:38

You then I don't have to worry about him showing up if he thinks I'm inviting him.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Janet, don't laugh that hard.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

You told me not to do something.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

I thought it was funny that you were texting through Janna's story. You weren't listening whatsoever. People that like it.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

I feel like they're picking up my words, probably in his text message. Go to Jojo's house.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

I think you're so so dependent on that phone you can't even put it down during the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

No, because I have all these obligations because we all do business runs out of your house, all of a sudden, everything in the house is your responsibility. It is unfortunate, right?

SPEAKER_04 21:16

A, that we're in a modern time where literally everything is on our phone, our credit cards are this or that, our music, our our lifestyle, our communication. But then add to it the fact that we all do work that involves the phone. I mean, I used to really be able to put my phone down for like hours at a time and not really notice. And now I get anxious, not because I'm what am I missing, but it's what I come back to. And that's what makes me super nervous. In fact, when I was in Costa Rica, I got off the plane.

SPEAKER_05 21:44

You already told us you were in Costa Rica.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

I forgot that I didn't contact the phone company just to let them know I was going international. So I got off and there was no service, no plan, nothing. I couldn't text, I couldn't download my boarding pass, and I freaking panicked for like a solid 10 minutes because the Wi Fi wasn't. And connecting in the airport. And I'm like, how am I going to catch my connecting flight? I don't even know what gate I'm at. I was panicking. I'm sure my mom thought I was dead. And uh, and then I realized, oh my God, I so hoping that I was dead. And then I realized I'm so reliant on this thing. And that really scared me more. And I kind of understood now why my dad prints out boarding passes, does things analog. Um, because when when the shit hit because he's old, and when the shit hits the fan, though, what what are we gonna do with this? Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Well, it's funny that I have a uh a phone airport story too. My girlfriend actually left her phone in a Bahamian bathroom. She left her phone with a Bahamian bathroom. We went to the Bahamas. A Bahamian and we A Bahamian bathroom. Yes, we went to the Bahamas, and so um we had this trip set up, all-inclusive resort, but the resort was like two hours away from the airport, and so I arranged for this private transportation. I thought that'd be kind of cool. Yeah, so I sprung for that, and we get out of the airport, we get our luggage, the guy's meeting us with that cool sign, says Jagger, of course. And uh and so we're like, we we're in the Bahamas, we're loving it, and it's beautiful, and we're walking to the guy's van. The van's probably a hundred yards away from the exit of the airport, and next thing I know, she's looking around, she gets frantic. Where's my phone? Where's my phone? Where's my phone? Oh my god, I left it in the bathroom. And I'm like, oh, so I sprint and and run. I was like, I'll grab it, I'll get it. And I run and uh I almost end up in a Bahamian prison because I tried to go in the outside as long as it says Bahamian before it.

SPEAKER_05 23:44

Oh, and nice.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

Well, uh evidently you're not allowed to go into an uh exit in any airport, and the the officials uh almost tackled me because I was trying to run into the airport to in the baggage claim area to retrieve her phone. And uh they said, No, sir, I can't do that. And there was a whole big thing where we no sir, you can't do it. No governor. And so they're like, You can go to the lost and found or the police, the police area, uh, which are both nearby. So we split up. She went to the lost and found. I went to the police area, and I tell them, I said, Hey, my girlfriend left her phone in the bathroom and baggage claim. Can can I go get it? They're like, No, you can't go back in the airport. I said, Well, can you escort me? Maybe take a look at it.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

They're like, You're done here in the Bahamas. Get out. Yeah, they're like, What like that's the case? Man, that phone's long gone. Your three-day, two-night scam voucher is expired. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

It was it was a big deal. It was a hassle. So ultimately, she got her phone. She was able to reach somebody from the airline that so from their desk, they walked in there and it was sitting right there on the shelf, and she got it back. I was amazed that it wasn't because it had been probably 20 minutes, and I I just assumed her iPhone was toast.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

I got a question. Back in the day, our radio show uh in Florida went to the Bahamas to cover NSYNC performing on a roof for a Thanksgiving special on CBS, and then for some reason we ended up going there to do our show. First of all, the plane that took us there had a shower curtain as the divider between the people and the pilots. Um, second of all, it had like the dolphins on it. Um second of all, I wanted to ask you have they paved that runway yet? Because my experience was it had more potholes than all of Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

I heard that's one of the most dangerous runways I've never been.

SPEAKER_05 25:38

Oh my god. It was terrifying. I don't even know how planes take off, but it's land.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

It was a bumpy landing for sure. So they still haven't paved it. No, no. This was a couple years ago, but no, not as of that time.

SPEAKER_05 25:51

And then you get picked up and they're taking you to your resort and you're going through Bahamas, the Bahamians land. Yes, and you're and you're actually like, Do I want to be here? Yes. And then you get to the resort, and as the guy drops you off, he goes, make sure you stay on the property.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Don't leave the resort.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

Unfortunately, a lot of tropical islands that I've been to, more often and and that's why, honestly, and uh, you know, we can talk about moments on the move travel because now Heath offers help sending you to Aruba. That's probably my favorite island because it's so safe to navigate and you don't mind going off on your own. We always rent a car or a UTV when we go there. But there are unfortunately other islands where you cannot. But if you do want to go to a safe island, you can definitely contact Heath, you know, like I said in the past. I don't know if you remember this, Jojo, but it's almost tax season and you gotta file taxes in America. It's kind of what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_05 26:47

I don't know if you remember this, but now that I own Jojo Worldwide LLC, I get to pay taxes four times a year.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

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SPEAKER_05 27:29

What's this?

SPEAKER_04 27:30

I thought you were trying to take your shirt off, but then I realized it had our logo on it, so I'm intrigued.

SPEAKER_05 27:35

I thought it was airing it out from taco sweats. The Jagger literally sizzles when he walks into a room. Good. So we get to the resort and I find myself walking along the beach, and it is like it well, what Times Square was, I don't know about now, but every two seconds somebody's trying to sell you something. Oh yes. So well, I I make it, I don't know how far, but this guy comes up and he's like, Hey Mon, am I allowed to do that? Yeah, I don't know anymore. Hey man, hey mon you want a jet ski? I was like, like, can I have it? Rent. I was like, oh. $50, 10 minutes or something like that. I was like, alright. I give him the 50, I get on the jet ski, I'm out in the water, and then I suddenly hear, hey, from the shoreline. And I look and somebody's like this. And it's not the guy who rented me the jet ski. So I bring it back, I was like, what? They're like, what are you doing on my jet ski? What jet ski? This dude ran a scam where he found like if somebody would bring their jet ski up to the island and go to like the resort for a drink, he would rent it out while they weren't looking.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

That's hilarious. Look at this.

SPEAKER_05 29:05

Shanna's like business model.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Yeah. She's gonna incorporate that into her Costa Rica adventures.

SPEAKER_05 29:10

Yeah. I could make more money doing that than this business where I pay taxes four times a year. Probably cash only, baby. Yeah. They were selling everything. They're like, you want to buy a seashell? I was like, I think I can bend down and pick one up.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

I don't even know. How about in Jamaica? They'll sell you drugs right on the beach.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

Oh, same thing there, but they're not real drugs. I mean, I wouldn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

No, I yeah, no, I wouldn't know either. Allegedly, that happened to me. Um, no clue.

SPEAKER_05 29:34

I would just assume they weren't real. And I wouldn't trust them because you know drugs are bad.

SPEAKER_04 29:38

Now nowadays everything is laced with fentanyl, so don't do that, kids.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

What the hell did you recently do, Jagger wearing a dare shirt?

SPEAKER_02 29:45

Oh, the uh the 80s uh dance, the 80s, whatever I did. 80s DJ.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Classic.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

The 80s, which were known for nobody doing drugs. Right. Just say no.

SPEAKER_05 29:57

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

You know, I I'm kind of disappointed as an adult because as kids they're like, oh, strangers are gonna be offering you drugs all the time.

SPEAKER_05 30:06

That never happened. You wouldn't do them if they gave them to you. You're right. Because you're a straight-edged good guy. Straight edge. My thing is people are like, watch out for people giving your kids drugs and Halloween. Again, like Jagger said, unless it accidentally fell out of their stash, they're not giving your kids anything.

SPEAKER_04 30:26

Right.

SPEAKER_05 30:28

It's too expensive.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Oh, God. You know, it is funny though.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

Like I when you first Jenna's outraged about the expensiveness of drugs.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

No, no, no. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

It's like the prices have skyrocketed.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

When you think about like high school, right? Damn it, Iran. When you think about it in high school how you were so afraid, or your parents were so afraid that they would lay that other people would lace your drugs. And then when you think about it, they're like, who would want to give people free drugs? You know, like why would they lace something?

SPEAKER_05 31:03

You mean lace your can.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Yeah, yeah. Anything I'm testing you, that's it. You pass.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Anyone else have the cops come into your school with the auditorium presentation and hold up drugs and be like, this is this, this is this. Anyone else ever wonder if those were real? Yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_04 31:23

Probably. Not, probably not.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

It was lawn clippings, yeah. Baking powder. Or you know, I feel like never try a marijuana.

SPEAKER_04 31:30

One time someone had given my friends weed when we were ninth grade and dumb, and I'm fairly certain it was oregano.

SPEAKER_05 31:38

I hope so, because you were in ninth grade, and you should never do any of that.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

That was the responsible thing.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

Unless it's medically prescribed.

SPEAKER_04 31:45

Well, we heard a oregano was medicinal, of course.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

You didn't get high, but you certainly craved a pizza.

unknown 31:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

I do love oregano on a pizza. If it doesn't come with it, I'll dump it on it myself. Oh yeah. That makes me feel like I'm actually in New York or New Jersey. For some reason, they're stingy on the oregano here. What kind of pizza is in the panhandle?

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Terrible? No, there's actually a good. Well, there's a New York pizza district. Um a New York pizza. I'll be the judge of that. So not a not a whole district. That's the name of the actual pizzeria. Oh, okay. Okay. It's not a Chinatown in New York. No, I wish. That'd be super cool. But it's it's it's really good. So you just I think there's good pizza. You just gotta find it.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

New business model. The Chinatown. But I mean, they do have little Italys all over the country, right?

SPEAKER_05 32:32

Oh, yeah. Bigger cities, yeah. Trenton did. Trenton, New Jersey had one. I lived there with a guy who wore a purple suit every single day.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

No, that was just a back alley you did not want to go down.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

He drove purple Cadillac. When I moved in here, Navarre got a little Italy. That was me on my suit.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

Emphasis on little. Hey.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

How dare you? I wish I knew where the sound effects were.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Put him shiver.

SPEAKER_05 33:04

That's not sound effects.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

You just really love to hear your own voice in any way, shape, or form.

SPEAKER_05 33:09

I hate doing that. You'd have no idea because there's so many different voice changers that once I hit one by accident.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Then they all come out.

unknown 33:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:16

Then like there's a voices in your head.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

You ever thought about labeling them, maybe?

SPEAKER_04 33:21

That's a mind-blowing thought.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

That is a good idea. Get your little label maker. You know the ones.

SPEAKER_05 33:28

I don't know why the buttons can't just say what they are. I mean, they do on this other screen that I can't see.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

Because they're interchangeable. You can load whatever sound effects you want on them.

SPEAKER_05 33:36

Then why don't you run this thing? I'll mail it to you.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

You don't know why you can't see it, because you can't see.

SPEAKER_05 33:42

You know what? I'm just gonna mail this whole thing to Jagger and let him use it. I don't want this. I never asked for this thing.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

You'd probably be better off.

SPEAKER_05 33:48

I mean, this look, here's what I'm talking about for those of you. I don't want this. See? These are the buttons right here. Label them. How do I label these? If you look right here, you see right there? Yeah. That's the names. Oops. The hell don't I? We're up there.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

At least we're 40 minutes. Can you still hear me? Yes. Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Oh now the webcam. Oh gosh, the webcam. Oh, look at me.

SPEAKER_04 34:14

Just oh, I'm getting dizzy.

SPEAKER_02 34:18

If you're only listening to us right now, you're gonna wish that you were subscribed in one of the video platforms.

SPEAKER_05 34:23

Yeah, what is it like 20 cents more? Come on. This is not how I would kick off the weekend.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

I'm already having vertigo.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

What do you need a weekend for? You just got back from Costa Rica.

SPEAKER_04 34:34

What the hell are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Uh yeah, you need to work this weekend. You were off all last weekend.

SPEAKER_04 34:38

Yeah, I am gonna actually sleep and and do work this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I need you out selling this podcast this weekend.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

I'll sell something else.

SPEAKER_05 34:47

Aggressively. No, first the podcast, and then that.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

You need to find great sponsors like Parlor Donuts.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

Maybe you could do a BOGO.

SPEAKER_04 34:59

Here, take my socials, but also my body.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

A blogo.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

And with that, oh yeah, that's I don't know what we've accomplished.

SPEAKER_05 35:12

This is it, guys, because you know, we've got to save more for the next episode of Jojo on the go. New episodes released usually every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I think everyone's been real good about that. There's been one best of, and the rest have been all brand new episodes. So thank you very much. That's right. And don't forget, via Doughooder, thanks to our friends at Parlor Donuts, go to JojoWorldwide.com. Let us know about somebody that you know of a teacher, uh, a nurse, construction worker, mail carrier, whatever the case may be.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Oh, Jagger's doing the exact same thing. Great minds.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

Makes the world a better place. Tell us about this person. And once you submit the form, they're in the running to have myself and Brendan from Parlor Donuts pay a visit with delicious parlor donuts treats. And if we pick the person you nominate, you get a Parlor Donuts gift card. Everybody wins. Thank you for making the community a better place, and thanks for listening to Jojo on the go. Until next time, have a great weekend, everyone. Thank you, Jenna Banana. Thank you, Jagger.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

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SPEAKER_01 36:54

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